Sad how much things don’t change when it comes to Mittens. They just get worse.
I sure hope Mittens can’t read my thoughts!Come back soon!
I think this was when they went on their first vacation to Alaska after moving in to the Panda House.
Oddly enough, even in 2026, Mittens STILL hasn’t accepted the results of the 2020 election.
The Shadow Docket, which is still being abused, still kinda scary!
Well, that’s our round up from the archives for this week. And remember, all the bad stuff that’s happening? We told you so! Sigh…maybe things will be better next week!
Be the Bear Bob T why can’t Mittens just go away? Panda
Kind of makes you wish we weren’t living in an alternative reality, or that we WERE living in one, where all the people who could do something about it, WANTED to live in a functional country, instead of inside a clown car of malignant incompetents.
Once again we take a trip through the archives to see what we were doing in previous years this month!
“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”
I bet it was Frank and Mikey, who we hadn’t met yet in May of 2018.
And then one more from the animal justice league!
If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise!
And wouldn’t ya know…a ‘toon from May 2019 has relevance even today in 2026…
Ping!
I have REALLY got to quit predicting the future…
Who could have done this????
In May of 2020, we were deep into the scariest part of the Covid pandemic…
Wait…we get paid?Nooz Flash: “president” Mittens has tested negative for having any compassion at all.Did Pinky put this on Daddee’s Panda Express card?Cole slaw, anyone?
It’s amazing what you can get from Acme, isn’t it?
Pinky: now where did I leave Daddee’s Panda Express card…
These ‘toons brought to you in preparation for more from Pinky’s twins, Four and Five, and why they are the way they are.
I hope these ‘toons from the archives have brought even a momentary smile to your faces. Remember: Mittens and his minions WANT you to feel bad, forget joy, feel hopeless! Be like Pinky! (MX: well, not exactly like Pinky…) and don’t give up in advance. Remember, it makes them mad when you laugh at them.
In case you forgot the first part of this story, Mehitabel and Bob were reporting on an “incident” where some trophy hunters got…um..smooshed by some elephants. I guess what goes around, comes around! This is from a couple weeks ago.
Here’s the first ‘toon:
Is the GOP losing their mascot? Elephants say yes!
Things continue to get worse in the Mittens regime. All we can do is…um…everything you can think of to keep democracy viable. Vote! Write letters! Call your reps! March! And make art, laugh, and don’t forget!
It’s Thursday and that means it’s time to take a little dive into the archives and see what we were thinking about during May of years past.
Here we go!
No matter how random I try to be when choosing ‘toons, many of them are extremely relevant to current events:
Really…I’m not!
The aftermath of the Canadian Cubby Caper…
There may be political concussions!
Boycotting The World Cup Games? Maybe International Competition Level Cookie Balancing might be just the thing to replace soccer!
Did I mention I broke the world record in cookie balancing?There are rules here!The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…
Did I actually balance cookies? I’ll never tell*
*Yes, I actually did.
I was looking for this ‘toon a little while ago!
Did I just see what I thought I saw?
I hope today’s trip down panda memory lane distracted you from the sh*t show that is going on right now. Hopefully no pandas in China were subjected to visits from F45 or any of his tech bro entourage, particularly The head Wanker at Tesl* and his spawn, Kevlar.
Till we meet again! Be the Bear Bob T I’m not sure how much more of this I can take Panda
Ya know, we can always count on Nixon’s Ghost to point out that Mittens is FAR worse than he ever was. It is also useful to remember that at least 38 people from the Nixon administration were convicted for various forms of electoral hanky panky after the whole Watergate thingie. And a bunch of them actually went to prison, too.
See how quickly I pivoted to the Thursday Archive dive, as if this is ALWAYS how we’ve done it.
Ahhhh….what to concentrate on. I think I’ll just share some ‘toons from the month of May through Panda Chronicles history, which oddly enough, is now 15 years long!
Let’s start with the Pandarama!
The pandaramaNever underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
The panda kindergarten would like to point out they were NO WHERE NEAR NOTRE DAME when it caught fire!
So much for those new navigation systems…or is it “nagagation systems”?I have extra frosting!I really had no idea what she was up to.Are you SURE you wouldn’t like to vote for Bob?
Sigh…it could have all been so different…
I hope you enjoyed this dive into the archives! Be sure to ‘toon in next week for a *new* ‘toon on Tuesday (New ‘toon Tuesday?) and another fun dive into the archives on Thursday!
Be the Bear Bob T honestly, I’m working hard Panda
I’m not sure how many people shared the story with me, of a bunch of guys who thought maybe they’d lever a bunch of money out of their insurance companies, but there were several of you who shared this delightful story about a bunch of greedy, clueless morons. Were they republicans? Was any of them named Don Jr.? Who knows! Just asking questions!
“Hey guys, look at this bear suit I found! I have a great idea!”
Take advice from Frank and Mikey! First, get rid of (or eat) the evidence. Then when you get caught, say it wasn’t you!
A reminder to all fans of panda satire: as I am preparing for a painting show, my time is limited, so from now until August (or so) I’ll only have time to do one new ‘toon a week, (usually on Tuesday) and then for my Thursday post, it will be a round up of relevant ‘toons from the archives. Fun to revisit, and a chance for new readers to acquaint themselves with the cast of characters.
Do we think he voted for Mittens? Do we think that elephants have had enough? Do we think that elephants do not want to be associated with the Republican Party anymore?
