It was inevitable that it would come to this…
I could have a cookie!
I mean…what with them finding classified documents at just about every former official’s house, it was only a matter of time before they came looking for what Pinky might have! I’m sure they will be taken in by her “innocent Pinky” look!
Be the Bear!
Bob T don’t look in my closet Panda
Will she or won’t she? A decision best made with cocoa!
Also posting tonight, my annual remembrance of Mehitabel, over on my Substack thingie!
Panda on!
Bob T I coulda been a contender Panda
She’s only letting Pinky THINK she is giving up trying to reform Pinky. Mommee Mei is relentless…kind of like Pinky.
Be the Bear
Bob T tomorrow is another day Panda
One minute He who must not be Offended is firing all the people who actually know how to do anything, and the next minute he is trying to hire them back because he doesn’t know how to the run the joint. Hard to decide whether to stay or go. So many people and pandas that it’s my only avenue of contact, weighed against knowing how abusive he is being to the people who work there.
I’m sure Pinky would never behave like that.
Have YOU been bearified?
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Bob T tweet ya later Panda
Will Twidder survive? Will it burn to the ground? Nobody knows!
Because of course Pinky never misses an opportunity to cubpaign! After all, 2024 is just around the corner!
Be the Bear!
Bob T did you have to remind me Panda
Don’t forget to check out my weekly rant over at Substack!
I have lots to say, but right now, I’m too tired to say it!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Really, if you want to know the future, read The Panda Chronicles. Everything happens here first.
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Bob T Panda
Rumor has it that there was a large flash of light over the continent of Australia yesterday, as people headed to the polls to vote in their elections. We can neither conform, nor deny that Pinky and PPJ had anything to do with the outcome. After all, magical wands are prohibited within 50 feet of a polling station.
What have we got to lose? Everything. That’s what. It’s not too early to check your voter registration (primaries are happening, y’all!) and make a plan to vote. Remind your friends to vote too.
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
The 50th Pandaversary celebration of all things PANDA would hardly be complete without an examination of every thought that has ever passed through the magnificent brain of the most important panda that ever resided at the Smifsonian National Zoo!
Oh sure, you might think Ling Ling and Hsing Hsing were those most important pandas, since they were the first to reside in Washington DC. Or maybe you might think that the well loved Tai Shan (aka #1 son), being the miracle cubby who arrived in 2005, is that most important panda.
A tip of the tiara to Pinky’s twidder typer for this idea!
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Bob T Panda
I couldn’t help but wonder what would happen to me if, for instance, I made up an important government document, signed my name to it, then turned it in to the National Archives. I mean, what if I said that the Presidential electors in Washington state all voted for Princess Pinky? Do you think I’d still be walking around free and easy?
Bikkie still has a lot to learn!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda