Everyone knows the party isn’t over till you can sit down and re-hash it!
And that’s how Six and Sebben got their names! I’m not entirely sure that the attempting poofing didn’t have some long term effects…
All’s well that ends well, right? RIGHT????Bears will be bears
Wasn’t that fun? Here’s a few other favorites from the archives…
But some pandas go both ways!It’s so hard to be cool when you still live with your mom.
Mr Wu wellness cubbie exam with the green ball is one of my all time favorites!
what will the panda kindergarten do next?
Well, I hope you enjoyed this extended dive into the archives! I’m pretty much done with the work for my upcoming paint show, and returning from a much needed trip, so I expect there will be new ‘toons shortly!
Be the Bear Bob T I hope Mittens didn’t burn down the country in my absence Panda
Now where were we…oh yes, Pinky arrives at the Naming Day Party of Six and Sebben, uninvited and MAD….
Won’t someone save these innocent little pandas???Oh Bubba! Be careful!!!!Did Pinky just poof her little brother? Stay tuned!But all the power in the world is nothing compared to the power of Mommee!Bubba: wait! why am i in trubble?I think I see a slight resemblance to a Pinky tantrum…just saying.
Oh my…I don’t think I’ve ever seen Mommee Mei so mad at Pinky! ‘Toon in next time for the exciting conclusion! (Can we take more excitement? I don’t know…)
How could I have forgotten about this story? It gets better!
You know where this is going, don’t you?We’re not looking….…baby pandas! You’re getting baby pandas!!!!Ruh Roh…She who must be obeyed… The hero of our tale emerges…
Pinky at her Pinky-est! Bubba emerges to save the day… WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT????
‘Toon in next time to find out!
Be the Bear Bob T hitting all the classic stories Panda
Remember when Six and Sebben had their Naming Day Party?
But first… One of my favorite ‘toons! (Bubba: not MINE!!!)
Bubba flunks “cake”Will there be cuppycakes?Wem call our liddle tale, “Being Endangered is Such a Curse!”Ruh Roh…Commence propeller spin…now!Don’t pout, Pinky!Pinky: Why do I always have to do all the hard stuff?
well! I wonder what happens next? ‘Toon in next time and find out!
Be the Bear Bob T hey where is my invitation Panda
As I finish up my work for my upcoming show, I find I need to lean on the archives a little bit more. Of course that means you get a BUNCH of ‘toons instead of just one, so not all bad!
Let’s see what bubbles to the surface…
Back in the before times…
What happens at the debate, states at the debate…Uh oh. Is Bubba about to rat someone out?
sigh…if only…
Whoever could it be, to see Pinky in her lair?Oh Bubba! What were you thinking?Just what kind of deal is Pinky making?
Didn’t anyone tell Pinky if you have to cheat, you’re not winning? Hmm…
Um…I had some fluff in my eyes….What goes around, comes around…
Our good friend Maria Panda posted a ‘toon from one of our books, showing Pinky heading off to summer camp. As Pinky’s twins Four and Five are about to go off to CampGrandMei later this week, we thought we better take a little trip down memory lane!
Is it a good thing that I can’t remember some of my own story lines?
What could be in a letter to Pinky?Mei is certainly ready for summer vacation, but maybe Bubba needs some summer duds!Unhand my Banky Pig!What a wonderful surprise! Um…NOT!!!!Pinky is going on an adventure!Pinky: after all, i AM a icon!!!!C’est Moi?How about that!
Well, I know there is more to this story and I will look for it for our next Panda Chronicles Archive extravaganza. Until next time, when we hope to have a new ‘toon for Thursday, …
Once again we take a trip through the archives to see what we were doing in previous years this month!
“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”
I bet it was Frank and Mikey, who we hadn’t met yet in May of 2018.
And then one more from the animal justice league!
If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise!
And wouldn’t ya know…a ‘toon from May 2019 has relevance even today in 2026…
Ping!
I have REALLY got to quit predicting the future…
Who could have done this????
In May of 2020, we were deep into the scariest part of the Covid pandemic…
Wait…we get paid?Nooz Flash: “president” Mittens has tested negative for having any compassion at all.Did Pinky put this on Daddee’s Panda Express card?Cole slaw, anyone?
It’s amazing what you can get from Acme, isn’t it?
Pinky: now where did I leave Daddee’s Panda Express card…
These ‘toons brought to you in preparation for more from Pinky’s twins, Four and Five, and why they are the way they are.
I hope these ‘toons from the archives have brought even a momentary smile to your faces. Remember: Mittens and his minions WANT you to feel bad, forget joy, feel hopeless! Be like Pinky! (MX: well, not exactly like Pinky…) and don’t give up in advance. Remember, it makes them mad when you laugh at them.
It’s Thursday and that means it’s time to take a little dive into the archives and see what we were thinking about during May of years past.
Here we go!
No matter how random I try to be when choosing ‘toons, many of them are extremely relevant to current events:
Really…I’m not!
The aftermath of the Canadian Cubby Caper…
There may be political concussions!
Boycotting The World Cup Games? Maybe International Competition Level Cookie Balancing might be just the thing to replace soccer!
Did I mention I broke the world record in cookie balancing?There are rules here!The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…
Did I actually balance cookies? I’ll never tell*
*Yes, I actually did.
I was looking for this ‘toon a little while ago!
Did I just see what I thought I saw?
I hope today’s trip down panda memory lane distracted you from the sh*t show that is going on right now. Hopefully no pandas in China were subjected to visits from F45 or any of his tech bro entourage, particularly The head Wanker at Tesl* and his spawn, Kevlar.
Till we meet again! Be the Bear Bob T I’m not sure how much more of this I can take Panda
See how quickly I pivoted to the Thursday Archive dive, as if this is ALWAYS how we’ve done it.
Ahhhh….what to concentrate on. I think I’ll just share some ‘toons from the month of May through Panda Chronicles history, which oddly enough, is now 15 years long!
Let’s start with the Pandarama!
The pandaramaNever underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
The panda kindergarten would like to point out they were NO WHERE NEAR NOTRE DAME when it caught fire!
So much for those new navigation systems…or is it “nagagation systems”?I have extra frosting!I really had no idea what she was up to.Are you SURE you wouldn’t like to vote for Bob?
Sigh…it could have all been so different…
I hope you enjoyed this dive into the archives! Be sure to ‘toon in next week for a *new* ‘toon on Tuesday (New ‘toon Tuesday?) and another fun dive into the archives on Thursday!
Be the Bear Bob T honestly, I’m working hard Panda
Nooz has just been received at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, that Zoo Atlanta has just signed a new contract with the Chengdu Panda Base to bring a new pair of pandas to Pandalanta! The new pandas are Ping Ping (not the one I met at Gengda in 2017, but STILL!!!) and Fu Shuang.
I guess it was a good thing I was too tired last night to set up an archive pandapalooza, because now we have a theme for today’s dive into the archives!
We bring you PANDALANTA PANDAS PAST AND (UP TO) THE PRESENT!
One of the early appearances of The Meihems, before Pinky…um…poofed them
Huzzah! a guest appearance by little Po!Pinky is VERY powerful. Be afraid, be very afraid, Mr Wu.downloadable paper panda upgradeReady for panda kindergarten!
Of course there was some amount of rivalry between Pinky and the Meihems, but sometimes they cooperated on projects…
we are friendly, not ambitious!I love a good art forgery, don’t you?
And around the time Pinky was getting used to having a little brother, a new set of twins was born in Pandalanta…Let’s have a big Panda Chronicles welcome for Six and Sebben!
Panda Trek 2: The Next GenerationThe little gift that keeps on giving!“Why can’t my children be as well behaved as Lun Lun’s,” mused Mei Xiang
Huh…apparently Six and Sebben started out as well behaved, but…
Will these two ever get along?Well, bless her heart! Are you sure that’s a good idea, Mei?
Sisters!
Well, that’s about all the Meihem we have time for today, but we’ll probably share some more Pandalanta stories from the Sun Sun/ Yang Yang dynasty next week! (If you know who hasn’t blown up the planet by then.)
