War. What Is It Good For?

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It’s good for nothing. That’s what. well, at least ICE Barbie got smacked down, although they gave her a consolation job (“I wanna keep my plaaaaaaane!!!”)

Meanwhile…

My need to be outside bludgeoning nature into submission has cut into my ‘tooning time, so it’s another trip to the archives to try to cheer ourselves up!

…and due to the International women’s day strike of 2017
What a perfectly charming cottage! I wonder who lives there…
In a cabin in the woods…
These guys are so full of themselves!
unhand…um…unpaw that cuppycake!
…and she ate the just right cuppycake all up!
unauthorized search and seizure is SOOOO tiring!
UNHAND MR. BUN THIS INSTANT!
Is this episode exciting? you bet it is!
The discovery of the terrible crime in the pandas’ house…
And now, for some alternative facts!
Pandas are very misunderstood, in so many ways….
What a lovely day for the 3 pandas to relax at home!

Can you guess what happened between episode 12 and the finale?

It never ceases to amaze me, how I can dip into the archives on a random date from 9 years ago, and find something relevant to the current nooz. The good nooz for today, is that ICE Barbie has been fired from running the entire DHS, although she appears to have received a consolation appointment.

Of course no matter how much hot sauce or honey you used, none of the current regime criminals would be very tasty.

Be the Bear
Bob T I am definitely not eating THAT, Panda

Guess What Happens This Weekend! The End of Daylight Losing time!

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Did I see a news thing that British Columbia is going on Daylight Savings time all year?

spring back, fall forward?

Of course, then this ‘toon will make no sense.

More from the Archives….

Archie, is that you?
How IS this different from Pinky’s normal bossiness?

And let’s not forget it’s Panda Scout Cookie Time!!!

Princess Pinky Bao Bao…what have you done now?
Time to call in …Inspector panda!

I’ll have six boxes of Boo-Mints!

Inspector Panda is on the job!
“Hello, Bai Yun? this is Lun Lun…about that detective you suggested…”
…of course Boo-mints are pretty good too.
Will the twins get a merit badge for their road trip? will Lun Lun fess up to where the girls are? will Inspector Panda get a clue, or at least more twitter followers. Stay tuned!
Oh, Pinky…what have you done?
Howdy, Mr Kitty, kindly tell us where a tired old cowpoke can get a boo beer and a cuppycake.

I hope you enjoyed this encore presentation of one of my favorite stories! There is way too much going on in the world and my concentration is kinda kaput.

I hope this gets you through till next time!

Be the Bear
Bob T I like Binky Bars too Panda

One Final Pand-o-Lympic Event!

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The Winter Olympic Games are finished for one more year, and I bet Milan and Cortina (all of Italy, in fact) is happy to see the exits of JD, Ka$h, and their multitudes of black armored SUVs clogging up the tiny ancient streets of the cities.

Also, it was reported that JD had an entire cargo plane that brought FOOD in. I mean…are they more afraid of eating the best food in the universe, or that he is so universally despised, he wanted to make sure no one poisoned him?

Anyway…Four and Five are finally making their long awaited skating debut, along with their big sister, Princess Pinky Junior, in the rarely seen, but always admired Pair and a Half skating competition!

Aren’t ya proud of me I managed to get 2 new ‘toons done this week?

Be the Bear
Bob T is not a fan of fascism Panda

The SOTU, as Pre-Buttaled by Nixon’s Ghost

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In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.

But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!

what…where you going to talk about Ka$h’s $75K+ trip to go to a frat party with the US men’s hockey team in Milan?

Be the Bear
Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda

More from our Olympics Archives!

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The days are just too short…what with all the making other art and napping and everything. But here are some more Winter Olympics ‘toons for your enjoyment!

Well that’s it for Pand-o-lympics past! I’ll keep working on some new ‘toons for this year, even though the Olympics (the real ones, any way) are almost over! But what is time to a panda?

Be the Bear
Bob T is avoiding reality Panda

Pinky’s Twins, Four and Five Make Their Olympics Debut!

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Make way! Make way! The pandas are about to take the field…or the rink…or the…

pand-o-lympics 2026: The Twins go wheeeeeeeeeeee!

The Olympics will never be the same!

Be the Bear
Bob T better Frank than me Panda

The Winter Olympics are Happening and I’m too Busy Watching Ice Dancing to Draw!

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But the good nooz is, I have lots of Pand-Olympics ‘toons from Olympics past, so let’s get right to them, shall we?

I keep hearing the song “bears on the Run” going through my head…the ski run, that is!
Hey! What are you two doing up on top of the ski jump?

There is something about pandas and ski jumps, isn’t there. Kinda like
pandas on a slide in the snow” on steroids!

Let Pinky be Pinky!
Skate faster, Boo boo!
Four pandas are better than two.
The world swoons….

I hope this was a fun look back at panda participation in Winter Olympics past! Who says pandas aren’t natural athletes?

I know there is a lot of terrible stuff going on right now (let me count the ways…) but we gotta hang in there and panda on. I hope this visit to the Panda Winter Olympics helps you make it through the day.

Be the Bear!
Bob T my nose is cold Panda

The Visit Continues: Greenlandia Part 3

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Oh my…I got all caught up in a lost password for another website and forgot I still had to post today’s ‘toon! It’s been a bit of a poo show out there, between non-repentant sex pest criminals and gestapo like tactics on the streets on Minneapolis.

For joy, I am watching figure skaters at the Olympics. What form! What grace! I tried watching some downhill skiing, but it made my knees hurt just watching them, not to mention make me very anxious, especially after Lindsay Von wiped out. Ouch!

Maybe for Thursday, I’ll replay some of the Panda Olympics greatest hits!

Meanwhile…

Till we meet again!

Be the Bear
Bob T what do you mean we have to wear skis to go downhill Panda

More from the Archives Because That’s Why, OK?

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I should probably quit pretending that I can get 2 ‘toons done in a week for right now, but I am ever hopeful. Fortunately I have SO MANY relevant ‘toons from Mittens’ first Reign of Terror that you would hardly know they are re-runs…um…I mean Encore Presentations!

Here are some ‘toons featuring Nixon’s Ghost, who I bet is going to have things to say any day now.

Amazing how relevant this still is 6 years later…

And of course, the Lunar New Year is about to start and it’s The Year of the Fire Horse. We haven’t done a new ‘toon for that (it’s coming, I swear) but here’s who was riding the range 12 years ago when the Horse Year last circled around!

Huzzah! It’s The year of Pandas on Horsies!

I bet Pinky’s girls, Four and Five will be getting ready for their Panda Chronicles Debut with their Year of the Fire Horse Presentation!

Pinky: nobody said anything about FIRE!!!

Be the Bear
Bob T is trying to keep grinning and bearing it Panda