When at least a dozen people alert me to a NooZ story about bears AND all the major networks, major noozpapers and Youtube cover the story, you know that either the bears have eaten someone important (don’t get your hopes up), or some bears have done something adorable but naughty!
Young Pookies Mish and Lucy, a brother and sister pair rescued in Albania in 2021, had gone to live at an animal sanctuary in Devon, in the UK. A wild release had been attempted when they were a couple years old, but, ever the smartie bears, Mish and Lucy knew a good thing when they saw it, and refused the offer to “be free bears!”
While all the major NooZ outlets had the story, ONLY ZooNooZ got the interview!
The keepers referred to them as “naughty bears” in one story, and said if they ever see those other bears again, you know, the one with the hat and the other one with the fuzzy dice hooked over his ear, they will shoot them on sight.
“They appear to be a bad influence on our sweet, innocent bears,” said one keeper. “We can’t have them corrupting our young bears with their thieving ways.”
Frank and Mikey were unavailable for comment.
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Bob T I thought we needed a fun story Panda
Love this, and what a hilarious story. So glad ZooNooz got the scoop on the story and the interview.
Rumor has it, Jake Tapper wanted to interview them, but they pooped on his shoes and tried to bite him. This story has everything! Do check out some of the various stories in the “other” NooZ outlets. They are hilarious!
Goodness knows what they would have done to Tucker Carlson.
I don’t even want to think about it.
You know, mebbe Princess Pinky Junior might want to recruit the UK bears to help with the DC panda house “situation” – these brown bears seem terribly clever, plus they will surely know how to find honey and whipped cream 🙂 to fortify the troops. Melissa
PPJ: dey should drop off some honey an’ whippy cream so I can study dere credenshuls.
Hope you’ve seen the NYC real estate company commercial featuring the three bears: mama, papa and baby hoping a young girl will find her own home. Just love it!
I have not seen it, but I will look for it. It sounds wonderful.