I don’t know what’s with me these days. I haven’t been able to get much done in the way of new ‘toons. I’ll try to do better, but in the meantime, there is a LOT of stuff in the archives, and it’s almost time for Holiday Encore Presentations with some of my your favorite stories!
You can’t make me….
Where have we heard demands like this before?…
Pinky: I will build a really, really big wall around your zoos if you don’t sign my oaf.And don’t even THINK about talking back to Bai Yun!
The elections of 2016 seem almost quaint in comparison to the present day:
Pay us enough money and we’ll say just about anything!Mittens is really back.
Oh my…turns out we had more than we ever thought to lose.
Hang in there Be the Bear Bob T CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION Panda
Once again we take a trip through the archives to see what we were doing in previous years this month!
“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”
I bet it was Frank and Mikey, who we hadn’t met yet in May of 2018.
And then one more from the animal justice league!
If you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise!
And wouldn’t ya know…a ‘toon from May 2019 has relevance even today in 2026…
Ping!
I have REALLY got to quit predicting the future…
Who could have done this????
In May of 2020, we were deep into the scariest part of the Covid pandemic…
Wait…we get paid?Nooz Flash: “president” Mittens has tested negative for having any compassion at all.Did Pinky put this on Daddee’s Panda Express card?Cole slaw, anyone?
It’s amazing what you can get from Acme, isn’t it?
Pinky: now where did I leave Daddee’s Panda Express card…
These ‘toons brought to you in preparation for more from Pinky’s twins, Four and Five, and why they are the way they are.
I hope these ‘toons from the archives have brought even a momentary smile to your faces. Remember: Mittens and his minions WANT you to feel bad, forget joy, feel hopeless! Be like Pinky! (MX: well, not exactly like Pinky…) and don’t give up in advance. Remember, it makes them mad when you laugh at them.
…is they keep coming back. (Apologies to vampire lovers out there, you know who you are…)
Just when we thought we were well and truly rid of the worst people in government, wouldn’t you know, they rose up on a tsunami of lies and managed to get back into power. And now here we are in the spooky season, with the government shutdown and honestly, there really wasn’t a “good” option for the Democrats, just bad and really bad.
But here we are and ZooNooZ is one Media giant that has not caved to F45 and his goons.
Apologies to people who actually like hairless cats. I don’t understand it, but I stand with you.
Be the Bear! Bob T is not trying to be offensive Panda
It’s getting harder to keep the faith, but keep the faith we must! Meanwhile, I’m sure things are getting sorted out at the Panda House…is PPJ real, or a collective figment of everyone’s imagination, what with Pinky being a teenager still and living at home with her family.
Once again, we have a smidge of hope, as those bad boys and girls in black over at The Supremes smacked down the suit by the Texas AG, which thought that since they didn’t like the voting results in PA, WI, MI, & GA, that they should get to call the entire states votes invalid and appoint Mittens Electors, neener, neener, neener!
Yeah…no…it doesn’t work that way.
Oh tidings of treason and greed. Sad that 3 years later this ‘toon is still even more accurate.
Let’s have some more memories from the Mittens Reign of Terror…
Clear as mud!
Hey! Why are you making another character of questionable ethics a CAT???
How many people noticed their language got a bit saltier over the last 4 years?
Well *bleep* and take your *bleep* and stick it *bleep*!!!!
Way back when, we predicted Pardon Palooza and wouldn’t you know, now it is coming to pass!
Meanwhile, Frank and Mikey are going through the marshymallows like they’re going out of style, because Mikey’s keep bursting into flames over the dumpster fire. The dumpster fire is heating way up too, as Mittens cannot believe he didn’t win, or at least that’s what he says. Meanwhile, he’s raking in cash from mostly small dollar donors, who might do well to put those $10 and $25 contributions away to buy stuff from the hospital gift store when they go in for COVID 19 after they attend another one of his super spreader events.
But hey! What about those Sunday ‘toons you promised?
I’m sure they are all innocent, just like Mittens!
Did we not say he’d be selling pardons back in March? We even had Impeachment on the calendar back in 2019!
Made by the same highly scientific company as the Cute-o-Meter!
It’s been a long time coming. Hope he’ll be a looooong time gone!
I can totally see you know who doing this.
What did Mr. Bun Know and when did he know it?
Tune in tomorrow when we begin a rebroadcast of 101 Baby Pandas! Introducing Bebe Maurice, and starring Inspector Panda, Mr Wu, and Babette de Panda, International panda of Mystery!
