A Very Mittens Fourth of July

I really do hope that all the non-Mittens-sycophants stay home from the “president’s” taxpayer and high donor funded rally today. I hope that the photos show a totally empty DC outside of his VIP area. As Karl, the waiter in Casablanca, said when Rick asked where he was seating the Nazis, he replied, “I gave them the best table, knowing they would take it anyway.”

And so HWMNBN declares that “no one ever celebrated the 4th of July before I became “president”.” And cordoned off the best viewing spot for the fireworks for a VIP area for his supporters….and do you suppose he will turn this into a political rally for himself and bashing of the Democratic candidates?

So, let’s have some pandas before I start weeping in despair. Is our independence near? Who knows?


And while you are ignoring all the shenanigans taking place in DC, and you’ve eaten all the backyard cookout goodies you can stand, head over to Put a Panda on it 3.0: The Mr Wu Pins and sign up! You’ll be glad you did!

Panda on!
Bob T Panda

4 thoughts on “A Very Mittens Fourth of July

  1. Aimee W

    Mad King Donald is incapable of NOT turning his celebration of himself into a partisan ‘I hate everyone but me (and maybe some of my cultists)’ rally. He will hurl insults at every person or party that he feels slighted by. Such is the behavior of a 6 year old in a 72 year old body. Sigh.

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      At least we had the pleasure of seeing the skies open up and drench the “festivities.” Although, I’m sure he will blame that for the low turn out. Sigh…I’m going to retire for the evening and watch some Miss Phryne Fisher mysteries.


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