We are ready for episode two, of our latest Holiday (instant) Classic, Mei Xiang’s Nightmare Before Christmas! And yes, we are using the It’s a Wonderful Life/Christmas Carol/Wizard of Oz trope of the character dreaming of a different world than that in which they inhabit. So what if it’s a cliché? It works!
How will it end???
It’s Day 10 of 31 Days of Pandas!!! Are you feeling extra Pandy yet? Have some more holiday cookies! I promise, you’ll get there!
Meanwhile, the Impeachment Proceedings rage on in DC. HWMNBN is exhibiting nuttier and nuttier behavior. His corrupt minions have all gone full 1984: Nothing to see here! All perfectly normal! If the “president” does it, it’s legal* (*unless he’s a democrat)
So to further distract ourselves, here is the beginning of a brand new, Instant Holiday Classic!!!
As you know, in the tradition of comics such as Peanuts and Calvin and Hobbes, my characters will never age or leave home. We know in the real world, this is not the case. There are so many things in the real world (heh) that we want no part of, but what if…
The kids are fraying Mei Xiang’s last nerve…
Bob T Panda
A Note from the Panda Commerce Division: Socks are arriving at people’s homes and the ooo’s and aw’s are filtering their way back to me. I’m so happy with how the socks turned out, and I’m happy beyond measure how much you like them. I just designed some holiday Pinky socks (with Baby Pinky riding shotgun with Santa Paws) which are available through my shop on Redbubble! You can find them HERE.
Huzzah! It’s the final installment of Pinky in Wonderland! Six whole episodes! Tomorrow we’ll be back with a brand new ‘toon, a story that will (hopefully) bring you some joy. It is a short fable for panda lovers everywhere, but especially fans of the National Zoo.
But first, here is the dramatic conclusion of Pinky in Wonderland.
HERE COMES DA JUDGE!
The whole truth and nothing but, so help me, Pinky!
Mebbee just a liddle bite of da magical mushroom….
Oh oh! What is happening! The room is spinning and it’s all going dark!
Was it all just a dream?
Mebbee Bubba isn’t going to let Pinky push him around anymore. Yeah. Right.
Panda Socks are (mostly) all in the post, and some have even arrived! Huzzah! But now, let’s not waste another minute obsessing about whether this is the end of democracy, the beginning of the end for Mittens, or the end of the beginning!
It’s time for the next episode of Pinky in Wonderland!
When we were very, very small…
Why look! Eet ees Bebe Maurice!
Off with her head!
Is that turtle Too Much McConnell? Who needs a mallet to the butt more than he does?
Uh oh! Will Pinky get convicted? Tune in Tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of Pinky in Wonderland!
And because it ’tis the season….even more relevant than when I wrote this in 2017
Happy Caturday! For those of you who serve cats, congratulations! While my feline overlord has gone to her reward (unlimited tuna and no one bothering her, one might guess) I look forward to the day when once again I can hear the pitter patter of thundering paws. How an animal so small can make so much noise is beyond me!
But enough about cats! It’s time for more of Pinky in Wonderland!
Our story continues…
What did we tell you?
Bubba wouldn’t be such a smarty pants if he wasn’t up in that tree (and couldn’t disappear at will)
How’s ebbryone doing? I was remarking to one of my FB friends, that it was kind of funny that me, a 60’s hippie/counter culture type, was fan girl-ing over all these constitutional law scholars and former US Attorneys. Anyone want to join me in the Joyce White Vance fan club? I appreciate her sane demeanor, knowledgeable discourse, not to mention, she explains things in a way people like me (not a lawyer) can understand.
Impeachment made easy!
Made by the same highly scientific company as the Cute-o-Meter!
But now, back to Pinky In Wonderland!!!!
Those little pandas look vaguely familiar!
Wouldn’t it be better if dey was a very dark shade of pink????
Time to go off to find Mr. Bun!
I’ve always hated when movies do this…
Mittens: No Room! No Room! You look like you’re not from around here!
Bob T Panda
PS: Most of the socks have been shipped out! I will mail the rest tomorrow! Let me know what you think! I’ve worn a pair and they are quite comfortable!
It’s Day 5 and Pinky is back!!!! Unfortunately for her, so are the Meihems, and they made a list, checked it twice, and brought it along so they could be sure that they didn’t forget any of Pinky’s crimes! And there are a lot of them!
I’m making a list, and it’s really big…
Not even Pinky is above the law. And if SHE isn’t, then Mittens sure as heck isn’t either!
Be the Bear!
Hand over that Cuppycake!
Bob T Panda
It’s Day 4 of 31 Days of Pandas! The panda socks have arrived, and I’m going to spend this evening packing and organizing (and then watching movies and felting pandas!) Tomorrow there will be another new ‘toon and then on Friday, there will be more from Pinky in Wonderland.
The post about the lions that ate the rhino poachers showed up on Twitter this week, so I thought that today’s encore presentation could be this series from The Animal Justice League!