Category Archives: Princess Pinky

Six and Sebben Find a Purpose

In case you were wondering, Six and Sebben turned sebben…um…I mean seven this year on Sunday. I’m going to put together a little retrospective for them over at the Substack, maybe around Wednesday…

Anyway, due to recent events taking place down in Pandalanta, they decided to give Pinky back her suite as they have VERY IMPORTANT things to do!

I’m sure Six and Sebben will be a HUGE help to D.A. Fani Willis!

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Bob T Is not an un-indicted co-conspirator Panda

Pinky Will Now Receive Your Testimonials

The GQP are in equal parts enraging and hilarious. A recent news story about ol’ Smokey Eye Sarah, revealed that on the website, a requirement for people wishing jobs or to be on commissions, must write a 500 word essay about what they admired most about their dominatrix…um…I mean governor.

As you might imagine, Pinky had some thoughts.

It really should be illegal to steal ideas from a panda.

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Bob T what do you like most about me Panda

You get a classified document, and YOU get a classified document…

It was inevitable that it would come to this…

I could have a cookie!

I mean…what with them finding classified documents at just about every former official’s house, it was only a matter of time before they came looking for what Pinky might have! I’m sure they will be taken in by her “innocent Pinky” look!

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Bob T don’t look in my closet Panda

Will this be the last time Mommee Mei tries to get Pinky to improve herself?

Unlikely…

She’s only letting Pinky THINK she is giving up trying to reform Pinky. Mommee Mei is relentless…kind of like Pinky.

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Bob T tomorrow is another day Panda

Happy Holidays from The Panda Chronicles!

Whatever and however you celebrate, remember, it is always better to celebrate with pandas! Yes, even with Pinky.

I’m sure absolutely no one will be offended by today’s ‘toon. ( I ran it past my spiritual advisor and she said it…um…now what was it she said? Oh well. Here it is anyway!)

Remember! Every time a bell rings, a panda gets a cuppycake! I’m doing a three part Encore Presentation of Beary Poppins over at my Finding Your Inner Panda Noozletter on Substack. Check out the first installment here!

And do check in on Crispmoss Morning here, for an Encore Presentation of The Twelve Days of Crispmoss, starring you know who!

Till then,
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Bob T I’ve been very good Panda

Pinky has Good Nooz for her Poot’er Staff!

Pinky holds a staff meeting! Sometimes she says nice stuff!

Sometimes…

I’ve checked out of Twidder for now, so you can find me on Heffalump! (okay or Poot’er!)

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Bob T under a blanket of snow Panda

You Can’t Fight Pinky Hall

Oh my Goodness! It’s December 1st! Tis the Season…

The Season for Pinky to start thinking about whether she’s been very good…or not…mebbee. Um… what do you think?

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Bob T I don’t make this stuff up, I just listen Panda

Poot’er is Progressing…Or So We Believe!

When the Panda House gets quiet…

Things are starting to get weird over at Tweet nation, but you know you can always find me here (and also over at Substack!)

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Bob T a ringing phone is never a good thing Panda

To Poot or Not to Poot

If you think what Pinky is doing over at Poot’er is wild, you should get a load of what’s happening at Twidder!

One minute He who must not be Offended is firing all the people who actually know how to do anything, and the next minute he is trying to hire them back because he doesn’t know how to the run the joint. Hard to decide whether to stay or go. So many people and pandas that it’s my only avenue of contact, weighed against knowing how abusive he is being to the people who work there.

I’m sure Pinky would never behave like that.

Have YOU been bearified?

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Bob T tweet ya later Panda