Category Archives: Camp GrandMei

Return to Camp Grandmei

Well, well, well..what have the little darlings been up to since Pinky dropped the twins at her mommie’s house and skedaddled for parts unknown? She SAID she was going to DC for Binky Li’s birthday, but she hasn’t made it there yet.

But in the meantime, Camp Grandmei is going about how you might expect.

How could you be mad at such little angels?

Be the Bear
Bob T oh no, not Mei’s convertible! Panda

As you might have read, things are going from bad to worse on the Mitten’s front. Read more panda satire, watch some panda videos, write your congress people to tell them WTAF, and check your voter registration! Also eat more cookies!

It’s Time for Another Visit to Camp GrandMei!

Is there anything like summer camp? I mean…is there anything good about summer camp? I guess it depends on who the campers are and who are the counselors…

I’m still trying to get back into the swing of things here back at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire. I think I’m finally in the right time zone, but my schedule is not quite back to normal yet. Did anything happen while I was gone? No…never mind…I don’t think I want to know.

Be the Bear,
Bob T denial is my middle name even if it doesn’t start with “T” Panda

Camp GrandMei Part 2

Word Press (or probably their version of A.I. gave me a writing prompt that I thought was kind of funny:

If you had to be an animal for a week, what would you be?

Um…duh? Also, only for a week?

But I digress. Before I went off on my globe trotting adventures, I started a story about Pinky’s twins being shipped off to their grandparents for an undisclosed length of time. (Mei Xiang: EXCUUUSE ME? WHAT length of time did you say????) You can read the first installment HERE, because it’s been a little while…

We now return to our story…

We are finally having a little rain here, which is a good thing since it’s been so dry. Our thoughts go out to our friends and neighbors in the north, who are having yet another summer of fire and smoke. I hope you are able to evade the flames and stay safe.

It was very nice to be away and avoid the nooz as best I could, but alas. I am back and reality has come crashing down, although I am trying to avoid the anxiety spiral. Pandas help. So does the adorable little Linh Mai (sp?) heffalump at the National Zoo. She is almost as cute as a panda!

Till next time,

Be the Bear
Bob T aren’t they the cutest little pandas? Panda