Sigh…another edition of ZooNooZ ripped from the headlines…kinda.
Kind of makes you wish we weren’t living in an alternative reality, or that we WERE living in one, where all the people who could do something about it, WANTED to live in a functional country, instead of inside a clown car of malignant incompetents.
Be the Bear
Bo T Don’t call him Flipper Panda
Once again we take a trip through the archives to see what we were doing in previous years this month!
I bet it was Frank and Mikey, who we hadn’t met yet in May of 2018.
And then one more from the animal justice league!
It’s amazing what you can get from Acme, isn’t it?
These ‘toons brought to you in preparation for more from Pinky’s twins, Four and Five, and why they are the way they are.
I hope these ‘toons from the archives have brought even a momentary smile to your faces. Remember: Mittens and his minions WANT you to feel bad, forget joy, feel hopeless! Be like Pinky! (MX: well, not exactly like Pinky…) and don’t give up in advance. Remember, it makes them mad when you laugh at them.
Be the Bear
Bob T looking on the pandy side Panda
In case you forgot the first part of this story, Mehitabel and Bob were reporting on an “incident” where some trophy hunters got…um..smooshed by some elephants. I guess what goes around, comes around! This is from a couple weeks ago.
Here’s the first ‘toon:
Things continue to get worse in the Mittens regime. All we can do is…um…everything you can think of to keep democracy viable. Vote! Write letters! Call your reps! March! And make art, laugh, and don’t forget!
Be the Bear
Bob T don’t believe the lies Panda
With all the terrible things that F45 is doing out in the real world, we needed a really nice day and we got it on Saturday at the 3200 + worldwide #NoKings events that took place this past Saturday. I was at our local one, and it was rocking by the time I got there. I had to park WAY down the road because there were so many people there.
It wasn’t like the big cities, but one of the interesting things to me is that were about an additional 800 events as compared to the one in October. And there were reports and photos from some rallies being held in very R heavy areas. I find this very encouraging, in a time when not much else is.
Of course, the most important and accurate reporting on the #NoKings rallies comes from…you guessed it…
Will we survive until the tide turns against Mittens? I don’t know, but I’m gonna keep fighting. As long as we have pandas on our side, how can we fail?
Be the Bear
Bob T stomp stomp stomp Panda
In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.
But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!
Be the Bear
Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda
There is so much clownf**kery going on right now, it’s hard to know exactly what Mittens is trying to distract us from. Is he using the ICE invasions and murders in Minneapolis to distract us from making a fool of himself and the USA on the world stage in Davos, or is trying to acquire Greenland by means foul or fouler meant to distract us from whatever incriminating evidence might be in the Epstein files?
It’s all too much of a muchness.
Meanwhile is Bearanice’s sojourn to see Josie — who just happens to live in the nation’s Capitol — an innocent visit from a childhood chum, or is it something much more sinister?
Could Bearanice really be an agent provocateur?
Be the mysterious bear
Bob T I have no idea what’s going on Panda
So many things coming at us from all angles! And what could be more fun than a bear in a candy shop?
Did you take our little quiz?
Do you want some more options than I had room for on the ‘toon?
How about:
1. Mittens got so mad that the pilot wouldn’t agree to bomb France on the way to Davos, that the pilot said, “Okay! I’m turning the plane around right now if you can’t behave!”
2. The “electrical” problem was one of those “lights on, no one’s home” kind of things
3. Stephen Miller’s coffin latch got stuck and he couldn’t get out when it was time to feed.
4. All the couches on the plane refused to have JD sit on them, and they kept ejecting him.
I could go on…but you probably are wishing I would get on with it and post today’s ‘toon!
So there ya go!
Bee the Bear
Bob T now I’m REALLY mad Panda