Ya know, we can always count on Nixon’s Ghost to point out that Mittens is FAR worse than he ever was. It is also useful to remember that at least 38 people from the Nixon administration were convicted for various forms of electoral hanky panky after the whole Watergate thingie. And a bunch of them actually went to prison, too.
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Bob T guilty guilty guilty Panda
With my currant work/nap load, I feel like I can only get one new ‘toon done each week. I’m trying to get a jump on next Tuesday, so back into the archives for today!
Let’s see what was happening during Aprils past…
Bob was at work on another book in 2011…
In April of 2012, the Scottish Pandas were entering their first Panda Season of Looooove in Edinburgh…
And of course, April is when we celebrate the arrival of The Nixon Pandas!
Sometimes the Panda Season of Love hits a roadblock or two…
Well that’s it for this week’s dive into the archives! Something to give you a chuckle besides the nooz of Pammy Jo’s ouster as Attorney General. Better luck in your next life, I guess.
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Bob T is hiding under the bed for the foreseeable future Panda
With all the terrible things that F45 is doing out in the real world, we needed a really nice day and we got it on Saturday at the 3200 + worldwide #NoKings events that took place this past Saturday. I was at our local one, and it was rocking by the time I got there. I had to park WAY down the road because there were so many people there.
It wasn’t like the big cities, but one of the interesting things to me is that were about an additional 800 events as compared to the one in October. And there were reports and photos from some rallies being held in very R heavy areas. I find this very encouraging, in a time when not much else is.
Of course, the most important and accurate reporting on the #NoKings rallies comes from…you guessed it…
Will we survive until the tide turns against Mittens? I don’t know, but I’m gonna keep fighting. As long as we have pandas on our side, how can we fail?
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Bob T stomp stomp stomp Panda
As ever, History is rhyming once again…
I couldn’t help but notice the recent departure of Country Joe MacDonald, and so his most famous protest song keeps running through my head.
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Bob T says NO KINGS Panda
I hope you are all making plans to attend your local No Kings Day protest on March 28th
In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.
But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!
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Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda
I should probably quit pretending that I can get 2 ‘toons done in a week for right now, but I am ever hopeful. Fortunately I have SO MANY relevant ‘toons from Mittens’ first Reign of Terror that you would hardly know they are re-runs…um…I mean Encore Presentations!
Here are some ‘toons featuring Nixon’s Ghost, who I bet is going to have things to say any day now.
And of course, the Lunar New Year is about to start and it’s The Year of the Fire Horse. We haven’t done a new ‘toon for that (it’s coming, I swear) but here’s who was riding the range 12 years ago when the Horse Year last circled around!
I bet Pinky’s girls, Four and Five will be getting ready for their Panda Chronicles Debut with their Year of the Fire Horse Presentation!
Pinky: nobody said anything about FIRE!!!
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Bob T is trying to keep grinning and bearing it Panda
Whether they head to China or take the long walk over the Rainbow Bridge, we never forget the pandas that have meant so much to us, and given us so many hours of joy. It seems only natural that the departed Mehitabel should interview the departed Gao Gao, and then of course, other ghosts of the Panda Chronicles should show up.
That Nixon’s Ghost is such a joker, right?
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Bob T here to keep our spirits up Panda
I’m not gonna lie. It feels pretty dark right now. The House Republicans have passed their No Billionaire left Behind Bill, aka Billions for Billionaires Bill. Rural hospitals will close, as people lose their Medicaid health insurance. The ripple effects will be felt in all corners of the country. Spending FEMA money on concentration camps seems like a bad idea, just as hurricane season takes hold. Tent camps in Florida? What could go wrong?
Meanwhile, the only reliable NooZ source is covering the important story of the day.
Of course, Nixon’s Ghost has entered the chat.
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Bob T is trying not to panic Panda
Nixon’s Ghost makes another appearance as an official guest correspondent on the ZooNooZ panel! Who needs 60 Minutes when you have ZooNooZ?
It’s been quite the week, hasn’t it? Call or email your reps, watch some panda videos, (Binky Li and Queen Bee have been romping up a storm in DC. At least something good is happening there) and then go outside!
I’m listening to Taylor Swift and The Boss, because they are both hot as hell and they are much better to chair dance to than the whining coming out of the WH from F45v2.0.
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Bob T winning not whining Panda
I’m not sure what to say here. The Nooz is getting very dark, indeed. We need to buckle in and be ready for what is coming.
But that doesn’t mean we won’t make fun of it.
Pretty sure my grandparents didn’t escape from Russia 100 years ago so we could do this all over again.
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Bob T Panda