Yes, once again, it’s Groundhog’s Day and we have another visit from Punxsutawney Phil. I’m pretty sure I misspelled Punxsutawney in my ‘toon, but there is only so much room and just maybe it is a DIFFERENT Phil from a DIFFERENT small town in Pennsylvania. As luck would have it, Eastern PA is currently being buried under a s**t pile of snow, so I think it’s a pretty safe bet that Phil will think we are going to have six more weeks of winter, whether he sees his shadow or not.
Here, for your enjoyment, are several haikus extolling the joys of winter:
Still sleeting out there
Maybe it will never stop
It will always sleet
A half inch of sleet
Will make my shoveling harder
F**k this stupid storm
On further review
It is also still sleeting
Thanks to our guest poet, who did not give me permission to share her poems. 🙄 Thanks Cami!
And now, Live on ZooNooZ, our interview with Punxsutawney Phil!
Punxatawny, Punxsutawney…what’s a few letters between friends?