The SOTU, as Pre-Buttaled by Nixon’s Ghost

In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.

But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!

what…where you going to talk about Ka$h’s $75K+ trip to go to a frat party with the US men’s hockey team in Milan?

Be the Bear
Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda

6 thoughts on “The SOTU, as Pre-Buttaled by Nixon’s Ghost

  1. Anne Brennan

    or his girlfriends security escorts, or his visits to WWF boxing events or. . . . . We really needed an FBI director who focuses on the needs of America.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Grrrrr. It makes me furious that they think all the resources of the Treasury are THEIR money, to afford themselves every luxury…on OUR dime.grrrr…

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  2. Nancy

    Every day I wish that I would never have to hear the Orange Man’s voice again. I’d rather listen to the loud building construction that has been going on on my NYC street for about a year now. And I HATE listening to that every day.

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  3. Jeannie

    I am ashamed to say I didn’t listen to it last night. I grovel in embarrassment and hope His Majesty’s penalty for those of us who missed his profound words is not too severe.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Good thing you didn’t. I heard if you watched it you might turn into a pillar of salt…or something like that. Besides, ZooNooZ is the only coverage you need.

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