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I’m working on a new “toon. It should be ready in 2 weeks…

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Just kidding.

Oh look at the time! Surely I have some bears lying around that I could palm off on you entertain you with while I try to summon the will to live continue with my important work.

Frank and Mikey to the Rescue! (in their inaugural appearance in the Panda Chronicles)

(oh boy are we in trouble)

Send in the bears!
Helloooooo bears!
I like bears.

Frank and Mikey proved to be such entertaining and endearing presences, that I just had to invite them back again.

Guess who’s coming for cuppycakes!!!!
“We are NEVER going to get our security deposit back!!!”
Ruh Roh….

For all of you who wondered why Frank always has a pair of fuzzy dice looped over his ears!

Things feel really bad right now, probably because they are. I really don’t know what is going to happen with all this. Whatever happens, I’m glad you all have been here reading these little flights of fantasy with pandas, cats, and other bears. It means a lot to me to know that I have provided a spot of joy in an otherwise bleak landscape.

Be the Bear
Bob T SEE YOU AT A NO KINGS RALLY ON MARCH 28TH Panda

Paws Across The Borders

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Thanks to alert reader Chas B who tipped us off to this very important story about immigration irregularities at our northern border with Canada. I’m sure this will be looked into strongly by our newest thug-in-chief from the Department of Being a Big Asshole…oops I mean Homeland Security.

Cats will be cats!

ZooNooZ is honored to have scored this exclusive interview. We are not saying whether he was in the studio with or without a visa.

Be the Bear
Bob T is defying authoritarians Panda

A Dirty Little War…

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As ever, History is rhyming once again…

Nixon’s Ghost returns to share his thoughts

An early 70’s soundtrack is playing in my head…

I couldn’t help but notice the recent departure of Country Joe MacDonald, and so his most famous protest song keeps running through my head.

Be the Bear
Bob T says NO KINGS Panda

I hope you are all making plans to attend your local No Kings Day protest on March 28th

What Were We Doing 10 Years Ago?

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The 2016 primaries were well underway. F45 had not yet become the GOP nominee. Hillary and Bernie were slugging it out. We did not entirely realize the abyss that loomed before us. The worst possibility, we naively thought, was yet another Bush in the WH.

Innocent times… Bubba was making his public debut, Mittens was oozing towards transforming politics for the worse.

Let’s see what was in the archives in the early months of 2016…

See? I told you it was broken!

Remember when the only points of tension between us and Our Neighbor to the North was when Pinky “borrowed” the twins from Toronto?

Pinky and the Twinkies, eh?
“If Pinky is grounded, can I have her dessert?”
Bubba is having so much fun with his new friends!
Hey! Where did Bubba and Mr. Bun go?
There may be political concussions!

And then there were the debates…

“You are all Losers!” – Mittens the Cat
Pinky is beginning to look positively presidential!
“This is not a loser tail!!!!!”
Poof!

It is really a sad state of affairs to see how relevant these ‘toons are, and how much worse things have gotten 10 years in, even with the 4 year respite under Biden. I can’t believe we are now in a pointless, destructive war, with so many civilian casualties already, and surely more to come.

I hope these ‘toons take you out of the madness for a little while. If only Pinky really COULD Poof Mittens…

Be the Bear!
Bob T hanging in there as best I can Panda

Guess What Happens This Weekend! The End of Daylight Losing time!

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Did I see a news thing that British Columbia is going on Daylight Savings time all year?

spring back, fall forward?

Of course, then this ‘toon will make no sense.

More from the Archives….

Archie, is that you?
How IS this different from Pinky’s normal bossiness?

And let’s not forget it’s Panda Scout Cookie Time!!!

Princess Pinky Bao Bao…what have you done now?
Time to call in …Inspector panda!

I’ll have six boxes of Boo-Mints!

Inspector Panda is on the job!
“Hello, Bai Yun? this is Lun Lun…about that detective you suggested…”
…of course Boo-mints are pretty good too.
Will the twins get a merit badge for their road trip? will Lun Lun fess up to where the girls are? will Inspector Panda get a clue, or at least more twitter followers. Stay tuned!
Oh, Pinky…what have you done?
Howdy, Mr Kitty, kindly tell us where a tired old cowpoke can get a boo beer and a cuppycake.

I hope you enjoyed this encore presentation of one of my favorite stories! There is way too much going on in the world and my concentration is kinda kaput.

I hope this gets you through till next time!

Be the Bear
Bob T I like Binky Bars too Panda

One Final Pand-o-Lympic Event!

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The Winter Olympic Games are finished for one more year, and I bet Milan and Cortina (all of Italy, in fact) is happy to see the exits of JD, Ka$h, and their multitudes of black armored SUVs clogging up the tiny ancient streets of the cities.

Also, it was reported that JD had an entire cargo plane that brought FOOD in. I mean…are they more afraid of eating the best food in the universe, or that he is so universally despised, he wanted to make sure no one poisoned him?

Anyway…Four and Five are finally making their long awaited skating debut, along with their big sister, Princess Pinky Junior, in the rarely seen, but always admired Pair and a Half skating competition!

Aren’t ya proud of me I managed to get 2 new ‘toons done this week?

Be the Bear
Bob T is not a fan of fascism Panda

The SOTU, as Pre-Buttaled by Nixon’s Ghost

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In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.

But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!

what…where you going to talk about Ka$h’s $75K+ trip to go to a frat party with the US men’s hockey team in Milan?

Be the Bear
Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda

More from our Olympics Archives!

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The days are just too short…what with all the making other art and napping and everything. But here are some more Winter Olympics ‘toons for your enjoyment!

Well that’s it for Pand-o-lympics past! I’ll keep working on some new ‘toons for this year, even though the Olympics (the real ones, any way) are almost over! But what is time to a panda?

Be the Bear
Bob T is avoiding reality Panda

Pinky’s Twins, Four and Five Make Their Olympics Debut!

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Make way! Make way! The pandas are about to take the field…or the rink…or the…

pand-o-lympics 2026: The Twins go wheeeeeeeeeeee!

The Olympics will never be the same!

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Bob T better Frank than me Panda

The Winter Olympics are Happening and I’m too Busy Watching Ice Dancing to Draw!

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But the good nooz is, I have lots of Pand-Olympics ‘toons from Olympics past, so let’s get right to them, shall we?

I keep hearing the song “bears on the Run” going through my head…the ski run, that is!
Hey! What are you two doing up on top of the ski jump?

There is something about pandas and ski jumps, isn’t there. Kinda like
pandas on a slide in the snow” on steroids!

Let Pinky be Pinky!
Skate faster, Boo boo!
Four pandas are better than two.
The world swoons….

I hope this was a fun look back at panda participation in Winter Olympics past! Who says pandas aren’t natural athletes?

I know there is a lot of terrible stuff going on right now (let me count the ways…) but we gotta hang in there and panda on. I hope this visit to the Panda Winter Olympics helps you make it through the day.

Be the Bear!
Bob T my nose is cold Panda