Cats take the center stage once again, with this story “borrowed” from Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me!
Take it away, Mehitabel!
Bob: WE pandas COULD be predators if we really wanted to be…
Be the Bear
Bob T peaceful Panda
Now where were we? Oh yes, Mr. Wu and a panda that looks an awful lot like his next oldest brother Yunior have just met Mr. Toasty, as they make their way to the Bamboo city (or the Cuppycake City, depending on which chapter you’re reading #PerilsOfPantsing)
So now, as we chew our fingernails past our second knuckles, grab your popcorn and sit back to watch the final episodes of…
That cat is pure evil!
Sorry, no photo bomb from princess Pinky. her mother thought todays cartoon was too scary for her
Who would have thought cuppycakes could be enchanted?
Stay tuned later this month for the outtakes and blooper reel!
Good witch Bee, the Bear, to the rescue!
Are you SURE you weren’t in an earlier scene?
But we’ve come such a long way already….Bwahahaha!
Ride you pandas! Ride!
Evilness is one thing, but there must be snacks!
Well,lookee here! isn’t that….?
Don’t mess with Princess Pinky!
All well that ends well. Now let’s have some cuppycakes!!!
Just over 2 weeks to go!
Be the Bear
Bob I have my ballot T Panda
Uh oh! It’s another one of those angry, political posts! But what is a bear to do? Make felty pandas, I guess! And write angry ‘toons!
Is it any wonder why Bob is going postal?
sigh.. be the bear
stay safe everyone as fires rage in the west, hurricanes in the south and east, and the maniac in the WH
Bob T Panda
PS: if you are looking for a good, fun read, I just started Christopher Buckley’s Make Russia Great Again. Yes, you read that right. Satire about our current dilemma makes the world go round!
I was reminded by one of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pandas, that Bob T needed to get off of his fluffy butt and start his campaign against Pinky in the Cake Party primary race!
Don’t listen to Pinky! Vote for BOB!
I want to share part of a note I received from one of the recipients of a felty panda:
…So now, there comes an army of tiny bundles of nothing but happiness ! Just as humanity is in such dire need of a force for love in our poor battered world.
I can absolutely see Pinky waving her wand about practically demanding the Virus “Retreat”! 😄😍😍 from her World…
Thank you for this. I might be spending too much time on my own because of this crisis, but it brought tears to my eyes. Wands up, everyone.
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
The Iowa caucuses are happening as I type. I hope we Dems can choose a candidate without crippling them. There are good things I can say about much of the pack, and I am truly sorry that Booker, Castro, and Harris are not still among them. I have my current fave, but who ever wins the Democratic nomination, that’s my candidate.
I have not been able to watch or listen to the impeachment trial proceedings, except in small doses. Adam Schiff is inspiring and it gives me some small glimmer of hope that there are still people serving this country who have our best interests at heart.
We aren’t going to get everything on our wish list in one candidate. The important thing to remember, is that I don’t think this country can survive 4 more years of HWMNBN and his band of evil minions.
Do I smell smoke?
I’m working on my lists of happy panda recipients, and I’m hoping that my packing materials arrive soon, so I can start sending out the first group of pandas! I am happily making pandas in my little panda workshop and it is doing it’s job in keeping me off the internet quite so much! Huzzah!
Keep being the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Today is the day! Day 18 of 31 days of Pandas celebrates…
A bear can dream, am I right?
We wish it was Impeachment and Removal Day, but let’s see where this goes. Maybe (hahahahaha) a few members of the GOP in the Senate will grow a spine. I know, I know…
Panda on!
Bob T we shall overcome Panda
Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of Mei Xiang’s Nightmare Before Christmas!
OOPS! I forgot to set this up last night, as I am still recovering from my little bout of the flu. So here we are, just a little late. 😬🙄 In other news, after having this computer since 2011, I JUST figured out how to add emojis to text this year! Innovation!
HWMNBN is having an absolute meltdown since Miss Nancy declared that Impeachment Season was open! While 45 continues to obstruct in plain sight, The House marches on, like the panda kindergarten at the cuppycake bar! Needless to say, we here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire will be reporting the panda (and cat!!!) view of the proceedings!
It’s been a long time coming. Hope he’ll be a looooong time gone!
Buckle up, Bears!
Bob T Panda
If you haven’t already listened to/watched Greta Thunberg’s speech to the UN yet, I suggest you do so immediately. As expected, the right wing climate deniers immediately started attacking her. I can’t imagine having her passion and commitment, to speak to an international audience with such composure. I can’t listen to this speech and not weep and feel guilty.
Guess who’s back!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Psst! Fellow cartoonie alert! Stacey DeHay, close personal friend to Ellie and Edmond has a new coloring book out! Color animals and have fun! Coloring is almost as relaxing as watching panda videos. (maybe you can do both at the same time! You can find it HERE!
No, it’s not Pinky and Bubba this time, or even Six and Sebben. We turn our tortured eyes to the current occupiers of the WH, and imagine, just for a moment, just what could they possibly have to talk about.
Mittens: a disgrace to cat-hood.
Meanwhile, we recently heard a news story that will make you reconsider letting Mr. Fluffy sleep with you. #CatsRJerks
Panda on Everyone!
Bob T Panda
Fortunately, Savage Chickens reminded me, alerting me in enough time that I could add my favorite Mr. Wu (okay, ONE of my favorite) series, Wu da Pirate!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BooBeer!
21) Rusty the scuppers, pirate crew…
An explorer’s work is never done.
The penguins save the day!
I promise i will always be a good panda….
And if you are interested, I still have some of the Mr. Wu Pirate patches available for purchase. let me know if you are interested!
The Wu the Pirate patch! approx size 3.5″ tall
This story seems a little, but not entirely, familiar!
What a perfectly charming cottage! I wonder who lives there…
In a cabin in the woods…
These guys are so full of themselves!
unhand…um…unpaw that cuppycake!
…and she ate the just right cuppycake all up!
unauthorized search and seizure is SOOOO tiring!
UNHAND MR. BUN THIS INSTANT!
Is this episode exciting? you bet it is!
The discovery of the terrible crime in the pandas’ house…
And now, for some alternative facts!
Pandas are very misunderstood, in so many ways….
What a lovely day for the 3 pandas to relax at home!
(In case you were confused about the ending, in the words of Dee Martin Wintle: They ate Kitty Sue!!!!!)
Happy Solstice, everyone, no matter which hemisphere you’re in!
Be da Bear
Bob T Panda