It’s January 3rd and the US Congress is back in business, even if #Individual1 is still keeping the government shut down. (I’m writing this a few days before this post release, so there is always hope that all the government workers will get their jobs-and their paychecks-back before today.) Individual 1 may be under the false impression that Robert Mueller can’t work on the investigation, or other potential perils to the “president” can’t proceed. Ha!
A big pandy shout-out to all the brand new house members, particularly those who ran because they passionately wanted to make life better for those who have not had equitable representation before. Thank you for stepping up to the plate!
But enough about real life! Let’s get on with some pandas! (and cats!!!!)
Don’t forget Frank and Mikey!
Pandaing Ever Onward
Bob T Panda
PS: Just a reminder, there is no more Fabulous Furry Friday. (SAD!!!!) Encore presentations will now appear on Sundays. (Huzzah!!!!) And also a reminder that FB is becoming more and more capricious in what they show you in your news feed. If you don’t want to miss a single second of panda satire, sign up on the website via the FIRST sign up form on the top of the right hand sidebar, that says: Invite Pandas to your inbox. You’ll be glad you did!
New ‘toons will arrive on Tuesdays and Thursdays! Buckle up! Pandas are ready to prove that they are the most political animals out there!
Oh my! it is Christmas Eve EVE! time to swill down some egg nog, finish that last minute shopping, and get ready for the final episodes of Pinky in Wonderland! Do we know what is going to happen? Well, SOME of us do!
But you’re just going to have to wait and see, won’t you?
And now, let’s continue with everyone’s favorite game show, Name that Personality Disorder!!!!
Someone forgot to take their meds today, I think.
Lock that cat up, for crying out loud!
You can dress him up, but you can’t take him out! Um…maybe you can’t even dress him up.
Yep, that old Mittens…he’s SUCH a charmer!
This was one of my favorite stories of the year. The lions paved the way for Frank and Mikey, the grizzly bears who…um…allegedly ate a Supreme Court Nominee.
Oh geez. I scheduled two days posts on the same day. That’s what happens when I try to do too many things at once. So, I hereby bring you a bonus post, but not a new ‘toon because I. Had. It. All. Worked. Out.!!!!!
So here are some holiday ‘toons for your enjoyment!
This one is a classic! Classic Pinky, that is!
You better watch out….
This one next is from December of 2015. I am sorry to say that we have not improved our behavior.
Consider this my Werld Peez Pandifesto.
And let’s all sing along on this holiday classic carol! Oh tidings of treason and greed!
Just think, in only six months, we will be heading for the longest day of the year, instead of the longest night. Will Mittens still be living in the White House with his crime syndicate family? Will Pinky stage a hostile takeover? Will Bubba figure out how to lock his door so that Pinky won’t barge in? Stay tuned!
We can’t tell you what will happen next year, but we can tell you what happened last year!
Do we HAVE to go?
Things are about as real as they can get.
Move over Ping! I’m coming in too!
Pinky: i keep telling ebbryone you should have voted for me!
Pinky: “if i want you to have an opinion, i’ll give it to you!”
I can’t believe I started Pinky in Wonderland way back in June!
Curiouser and curiouser…
Pinky: mommee is making jokes again!
Was that Mr. Bun????
Sometimes being spontunerous can get you in over your head, Pinky!
Don’t forget to tune in Monday for Episode 24 of Pinky in Wonderland. If you have just arrived here, go back tothis post and this post to get all caught up with our story!
Yes, it’s Fabulously Furry Friday, once again and being in the middle of 31 Days of Pandas only makes it more FABULOUS! Oh, what a year it’s been, but now the doors of your Indictment Advent Calendar are springing open faster than we can keep up! Who will be the next to sing a song of woe and treason?
Only the “Bob” knows for sure!
April Fools Day has always been my favorite holiday. I know I already ran this one, but I thought, given the latest indictments, it was worth repeating.
I loved this story line, because Bubba got to be the star (at least till Pinky showed up.)
The Long Goodbye, or “Toronto Farewell”
Mommee pandas have laser vision. Don’t even think you can hide, Bubba.
There’s always time for another cupcake!!!
So THAT’S how Pinky got there so quickly!
I wonder what this button over here does….AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I’m pretty sure Pinky got everyone home safely, because you know what else happens in April…
The only sure things are Pandas and taxes.
The year’s insanity also included some inanity.
Foxxy “News” lies like a rug.
Pandas COULD bite your head off if they really wanted to.
It’s about time we introduced this year’s 31 Days of Pandas!
This is insane! Why do we do this???
Well, people (not me!) run marathons and IMHO that is insane. People collect salt shakers. They eat strange green drinks made of lawn clippings. People do all sorts of quirky things. But why do I do this? Good question!
In the darkest days of the year, (at least for those of us in the northern hemisphere~ *waves to our friends in Australia*) we need something to lift our spirits.
In one of the darker periods of our nation’s political history, I would be going insane without extra pandas;
I hope that you will be so appreciative of this extraordinary effort that you either subscribe to this blog (so you get pandas in your email, no fuss, no muss, no where did Fezbook put that) OR
You buy all my books, or buy them as holiday presents for your friends and family; OR
You want to support one of my upcoming projects that will be happening after the first part of the year; OR You will tell all your friends about panda satire and invite them to join in the panda fun because
You need extra panda-riffic-ness as much as I do! (and so do your friends!)
So with no further ado, let’s introduce this year’s 31 Days of Pandas!
31 Days of Pandas. You know you want this!
Be the Bear
Buy some Panda Satire
Bob T Panda
We survived the midterms and while we didn’t get everything on our wish list, we did get some of it, most importantly Democratic control of the House of Representatives. That’s not just chopped liver, I’m telling you!
Meanwhile, we are gearing up for 31 Days of Pandas and I think I have a plan! Meanwhile…
Let’s scamper down memory lane, with Pinky and her minions, who just turned FOUR years old last week!
Triple Trouble indeed!
What are Pinky and her minions getting up to?
Maybe you shouldn’t plug that many things into an extension cord, Pinky.
did someone turn out the lights?
And Zoonooz is on the job!
Cause and effects are very complicated concepts for baby pandas, don’t you think?
Zoonooz is on the job. Can you say “cover up”?
Pinky for what??????
Bob wouldn’t try anything sneaky, would he? Would he??????? Ah…such innocent times…
Bob T Panda
PS: For those of you who have been following the news in Pittsburgh, my friend was recently moved from ICU to a regular hospital room, so I am more optimistic, cautiously so. Thanks to all who have asked.
Tuesday is the day we go to vote, if you haven’t already done so already.
It’s important every year, but this year it is so important all I can do is try to not think about how important it is or I would hide under the blankets eating frosting.
It’s extra important this year because:
Through gerrymandering and voter suppression, the GOP seeks to prevent likely Democratic voters from voting.
The lies being spread by our so called “president” get more outlandish every day, and they are specifically designed to keep the status quo in power.
In order to provide checks on you know who, we need at least one house of Congress to turn Democratic since the current republican Congress is handing you know who everything his heart desires, and then some.
Really GOP, is it so hard to tell the truth? Is it so hard to act in the best interests of the people you serve? When you started to block sensible ideas, just because they were proposed by the Democrats, rather than that you disagreed with them, you lost any respect I had for you. When you got behind a “president” whose actions are so antithetical to your so called Christian values, you lost your credibility. When you equate a church shooting with a disrupted dinner, you lost your soul. And could you guys quit lying and trying to take our healthcare and social security?
Okay, rant over. Now go vote. Here are some pandas. Oops. They are ranting too.
How could you have any doubts that the female of any species is willing to fight for what’s right? Would YOU tangle with a mama bear who felt her cubbies were threatened? If the GOP (Greedy Old Poopieheads) stand by the viewpoint that #BoysWillBeBoys then we must recognize the alternative, that #WomenWillBeWarriors.
And more to the point: Are you brave enough to stand against Pinky and the Meihems?