The “Best” of Mittens…

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Whew! I needed that.

As we know, there is nothing “Be best” about Mittens. As one of the panda faithful on #PandaTwitter said, “We need you to keep making fun of Mittens so that we can keep our sanity.*”

*Or something like that.

So let’s climb into the wayback machine and revisit some of our ‘toons that reveal just what kind of cat Mittens is. (spoiler: he’s a bad cat)

It is too much to BEAR!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

“You are all Losers!” – Mittens the Cat

Pinky is beginning to look positively presidential!

“This is not a loser tail!!!!!”

Poof!

And so it began…

March

Whats a protest without pandas?

happening

Are all these paper clips mine?

Memorial day

Don’t be endangered, be dangerous

Clear as mud!

Things are about as real as they can get.

Well, that’s about all of Mittens we can stand this week. Tune in next Sunday for more of Mittens’ crimes against humanity! Remember, laughing is a great form of resistance. If we quit laughing, the reign of terror has won. Don’t let him win and vote the bums out in November!

Keep panda-ing on!
Bob T Panda

2 thoughts on “The “Best” of Mittens…

  1. Aimee W

    OMG! Listening to that Orange Idiot and his minions talking right now on the news spinning their lies like spiders on hallucinogens. Sanity has left our shores and is refusing to come back until they are gone. I need a drink. Thank you for everything you do to keep our heads from exploding. 😖😵

    Reply
    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I often feel like my head is about to explode. Sigh… I do my best. Pass me that pitcher of bootinis.

      Reply

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