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The Bears of the Baskervilles part 3

We are predicted to get a very wild windstorm later on Sunday night, as I write this, so I thought I would get this scheduled so certain people aren’t left hanging! (you know who you are!) Who could this mysterious visitor be?

Well, if you already knew, it wouldn’t be mysterious, would it?

mysteries upon mysteries!

Whoever could this be, and what connection do they have to someone at the Panda House? ‘Toon in again to find out!

Be the Bear
Bob T Panda

Halloween is Almost Upon Us, and So….

It’s time for our second favorite halloween tale (after The Wizard of Wu, naturally) A Halloween Carol! Part 1 will be this week, with the exciting conclusion next week on Halloween proper, here in the US of A. Of course much scarier things are happening in the halls of power, but maybe we can have permission to forget them for just a little bit, while we enjoy this Encore Presentation of…

A Halloween Carol (part 1)

Bubba’s first feature role!
you…is…not…da…yawn…boss of…pinky…
Mr Wu makes a very cute ghost, don’t you think?
Hey! who said Wu could poof things?
halloween
One of Pinky’s misdeeds has come back to haunt her… can her campaign survive this?

‘Toon in next Sunday for the conclusion of A Halloween Carol! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Be the Bear!
Bob the ‘T’ stands for Trick or Treat Panda

The Bears of the Baskervilles Continues!

Boy there’s a lot going on! Rumors of a sting operation in Maryland…no, not THAT one! The one where they are planning to use more zebras to lure the remaining escaped zebras back to captivity, Another valiant red panda escapes to join the Red Panda Liberation Front, this time at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle (the scene of another daring escape attempt a few years ago by brave red panda girls)

But I have a story to tell! Would I tell you what was going to happen if I knew? Hmmm…

Fortunately, I have no idea where this story is going!

Luckily for all concerned, Six and Sebben are not in this story…or ARE they?

This is SO exciting!!!!

Don’t forget to ‘toon in Sunday for the first part of another Panda Chronicles Halloween Classic Encore Presentation, the first part of A Halloween Carol! This was Bubba’s first starring role! Okay, Pinky was kind of a star too!

Well, till then, REMEMBER TO VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL/STATE ELECTIONS, ‘toon in to The Panda Chronicles, and Buy Stuff With Pandas!

Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

All about the Zebras

Apparently there was some confusion about why Bob was all bandaged up. This is most likely due to my disjointed way of posting ‘toons. So that there is no confusion, I will post both of the zebra interview ‘toons here. There will be a third one coming, but who knows when?

Enquiring minds want to know!

This is the ‘toon you were looking for!
Any questions?

See you tomorrow!

Bob T Panda

ZebraNooZ

You asked for it, and you got it! But is this the end? ZooNooz thinks not! We have just received word that officials have decided to attempt a sting operation, wherein they use undercover zebras to lure the remaining two zebras on the loose! Is this another of Pinky’s selfie fundraising schemes?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Bob might wish this was the end of the story, but apparently it’s not!

Be sure to ‘toon in on Thursday for the next chapter of The Bears of the Baskervilles. our 2021 Halloween extravaganza!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

Lot’s of people have already received their book! What are you waiting for?

Part 3 of The Wizard of Wu!

Here we are again, while we try not to gnash our teeth as we read of the idiocy of various state governments outlawing private businesses from having vaccine or mask mandates, or forbidding of teaching any history does not center white men as paragons of virtue. I have worn out the “WTF” keys and the “FFS” keys on my keyboard.

But we have the next installment of The Wizard of Wu’s encore presentation to share with you, so, let’s unclench our jaws, have a bootini and some poppy corn and enjoy the show!

Sigh….

Xiao Liwu gets a bath
Are you SURE you weren’t in an earlier scene?
Wizard of Oz spoof
But we’ve come such a long way already….Bwahahaha!
the wicked witch unleashes the flying monkeys
Ride you pandas! Ride!
The panda kindergarten captures Mr Wu
Evilness is one thing, but there must be snacks!
escape from the wicked witch
Well,lookee here! isn’t that….?
Return to the wizard
Don’t mess with Princess Pinky!
finale of wizard of wu
All well that ends well. Now let’s have some cuppycakes!!!

Well that wraps up our annual Halloween Season Encore Presentation of The Wizard of Wu! We hope you enjoyed it!

Be the bear, and tune in next week for more of our NEW story, The Bears of The Baskervilles, as well as what happened to Bob when he met up with the zebras!

Panda On!
Bob T Panda

A New Halloween Story Begins TODAY: The Bears of the Baskervilles! (Told by Pinky!)

Yes, it’s time to tell a new story! I don’t really know what happens yet, since, as per usual, I am making it up as I go along! Fun!

Well, here we go….

Is this story too scary for grizzly bears?

Did I remember to mention….IT’S HERE!!!!!!!

Available from the evil empire! go go go!!!! Be the first on your block to get The Panda Chronicles Book 9: What Could Possibly go wrong?

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

More Panda House Fun!

My new book, The Panda Chronicles Book 9: What Could Possibly Go WRONG! is now under review, and I hope that it will be available later this week! This is exciting news, indeed!

But now, let’s stop in to the Panda House and see what’s happening…

Mommee Mei is stonewalling Mikey’s questions about you know who!

You can be sure I’ll let you know the instant the new book is available! Stay ‘tooned! And don’t forget to check out The Wizard of Wu, parts of which have run the last two Sundays. More to come this Sunday next!

till then,
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

More of our Annual Encore Presentation of The Wizard of Wu!

Let’s just get right to it!

When we left Mr. Wu and Binky, they opened the door on a strange new landscape, far away from Panda Canyon!

Mr Wu landas in the cuppycake region of pandyland in this episode of his new adventure
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
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Mehitabel would like to register her protest about given the least sympathetic role in this adventure.
Xiao Liwu has to journey to see the wizard
Okay, now it’s getting exciting! Scary parts dead ahead!
Mr Wu meets up with someone who looks a lot like his brother, shortly after setting out on his journey
I have a bad feeling about this….
Mr Wu hears a cry for help
Are you SURE there will be no flying monkeys?
The wicked cat of the west attacks Mr Toasty
That cat is pure evil!
Mehitabel soaks Mr Toasty
Sorry, no photo bomb from princess Pinky. her mother thought todays cartoon was too scary for her
The wizard of Oz with pandas
Who would have thought cuppycakes could be enchanted?
wizard of Oz satire
Stay tuned later this month for the outtakes and blooper reel!

Be sure to ‘Toon in next Sunday for the next installment of …The Wizard of Wu!!!!

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

ZooNooZ Never Rests!

While there has been some well deserved criticism on how some journalists cover the various presidential administrations, ZooNooZ has always been right on the money, if we do say so ourselves. We should point out that this segment was filmed BEFORE Bob went out on assignment to interview the zealot zeal of zebras that is currently running amok in suburban Maryland. Just in case you were thinking that Bob escaped unscathed. There was definitely scathing.

But meanwhile…

How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

We are impatiently waiting for the proofs of The Panda Chronicles Book9: What could Possibly go Wrong? to arrive! We will announce it the minute it is available for purchase. Pretty exciting, huh?

And as if I didn’t have enough to do, I volunteered to make some ‘toons in support of a local school board race. I don’t think I have to tell any of the followers of The Panda Chronicles that our political nightmare is not yet over. Even now, the sedition caucus in the Senate was trying to downplay the level of threats and aggression (and sometimes violence) that is happening at school board meetings around the country. I’ll be sharing the ‘toons from the Politics on the Prowl series after they have run in whatever format the campaign uses to share them.

I urge you not to put your head under the covers and sing la-la-la I can’t hear you, as much as we may want to. Please check your voter registration at your state voter portal, spend 10 minutes reading up on the candidates and VOTE this November (or as soon as you receive your mail in ballot.)

Panda On!
Bob T Panda