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It’s Panda Birthday Season!

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I think on Thursday it is the Meihem’s 13th birthday, and then Pinky’s newest twins, Four and Five have birthdays coming up later this week. (I think?) On the 29th it will be Mr. Wu’s 14th birthday! How can this be? I remember when he was a baby!

“Wu calls his dance, ‘Ode to a Weaf’ “

Just in case you were feeling sympathetic toward Minch McTurtle…

Two headed, two faced…why is he still here?

I am still getting my disoriented self back in the correct time zone so please forgive this disjointed post.

Here is something for the Meihems!

Mr Wu speaks out!
If you think that maybe elephants never forget, they have nothing on pandas.
Is this any way to treat our Nation’s most adorable icon?

Where we have Meihems, Pinky is sure to be involved. Or is that Meihem always follows Pinky?

I hope this holds you till I am able to hit the panda desk again!

Be the Bear!
Bob T still easing back into Pacific time Panda

Oh my…we need some serious distractions, I think

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Are we still in a war? do we have an completely insane “president” whose mental derailment is being completely ignored by the Cabinet and VP who are the only ones who could actually do something about this? Are we running around muttering oh no oh no oh no?

This aggression will not stand, man!

Let’s have a fun panda story from the archives to distract ourselves!

Before Pinky poofed the Meihems into being girls! Don’t tell Mittens!

Huzzah! a guest appearance by little Po!
Uh oh. All is not well in Pandyland!
Sweet dreams, little bears!

Uh oh….

Pinky is VERY powerful. Be afraid, be very afraid, Mr Wu.
downloadable paper panda upgrade
Ready for panda kindergarten!
Can you calibrate the cuppycake?

I hope a little bit of panda fun took your mind off of “things” for a little while. We do what we can!

Be the Bear
Bob T will this torture ever end Panda

Is Spooky Season Starting to Get to You? Me Too!

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I just know those flying monkeys are about to show up! The suspense is killing me! Could this be the end of our tale? Or our tails?

Are you SURE you weren’t in an earlier scene?
But we’ve come such a long way already….Bwahahaha!
Ride you pandas! Ride!

Well, the Panda Kindergarten is a LITTLE less scary that flying monkeys, right?

Evilness is one thing, but there must be snacks!
Well,lookee here! isn’t that….?
Don’t mess with Princess Pinky!
All well that ends well. Now let’s have some cuppycakes!!!

Huzzah! We have reached the end of our fabulous Holiday Classic Encore Presentation, The Wizard of Wu! I hope you had a really good time and enjoyed this (’cause it’s kinda a lot of work finding all these ‘toons and setting them up in order. ) So Maybe now would be a really good time to go shopping for stuff with pandas on it over at the Panda Chronicles RedBubble shop! You know you want to!

Thanks again for being here! Now if we could just make Mittens go *POOF*

Be the Bear!
Bob T there were some scary parts Panda

The Wizard of Wu: Part 1

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You know this is your favorite Spooky Season Story, right! It has everything! Wicked witches, enchanted bunny slippers, and dastardly cuppycakes. Not to mention, Mr. Toasty!

where happy pandas eat bamboo, oh why, oh why, can’t…Wu?
We’re in for it now, Binky!
Hang on to your hats, kids, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
I don’t think we’re in Pandiego any more, Binky….
What could be waiting outside? Where the heck ARE we, Binky?

Isn’t this exciting? Now would be a good time for some Hot Cocoa and whippy cream and mebbee some poppycorn!

Be the Bear and ‘toon in next week for more Spooky Season Encore Presentations!
Bob T I’m scared now and the witch hasn’t even shown up yet Panda

We Interrupt Our Feature presentation For This Important Announcement

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Don’t think this means I’m going to let you weenies off the hook from our incredibly suspenseful and slightly scary story, but first…

THEY’RE COMING! THEY’RE COMING!!!!!

Meanwhile, the Mittens is a Sleeze and financial/election cheat trial continues, with Eric getting the short straw in the “Take your Daddy to Court Day” competition between his family members.

Get ready to meet in Pandiego!!!

Be the Bear
Bob T I am counting the days Panda

Trying to get out of The Doldrums

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Not unlike three bears in a cubvertible, I struggle with how to get out of the Doldrums. I’m sure I might have more to say about this sooner or later, but since the shadows are already growing long, I’ll cut to the chase, and bring on today’s ‘toon!

I new a Wu Bear…um…I mean Watch Bear to help me find my way out!

Be the Bear!
Bob T only 9 days till the solstice Panda

Mr. Wu Turns it up to ELEVEN!!!

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Apologies! No new ‘toon today. Life got in the way of my time at the panda ‘toon table. So that you are not without something to chuckle over while you wait for any indictments to be handed down, here are some of my most favorite Wu ‘toons from over the years.

“Howdy do! I’m Mr. Wu! Who are you?”
“Wu calls his dance, ‘Ode to a Weaf’ “
An explorer’s work is never done.
episode 15
24) Dis. Will. Not. Stand!
birthday week
It’s so hard to be cool when you still live with your mom.

I hope these will tide you over till the next new ‘toon! (Hopefully coming Thursday!)

Be the Bear!
Bob T is on indictment watch Panda

BREAKING NOOZ! MITTENS INDICTED ON ELECTION INTERFERENCE! 6 AS YET UNNAMED CO-CONSPIRATORS!!!!!

Details to follow somewhere or other!

Now it’s Time for the Exciting Conclusion of…

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A Halloween Carol!

The ghosts of Halloween present and Halloween future have entered the building! The tension m mounts! Will Pinky finally see the error of her ways? (Pinky: as if!!!!)

Uh oh, the ghost of halloween present just caught up with Pinky…
Was that list in small type, single spaced?

More Pouty Pinky!

The Spirit of Halloweens yet to come is not a spirit to be messed with, right?
Surely you didn’t think she would totally reform, did you?

We hope you enjoyed this year’s Encore Presentation of A Halloween Carol. If you haven’t yet seen The Wizard of Wu, you can find it on our Substack Nooz channel!

Be the Bear!
Bob T has been on assignment Panda

It’s International Polar Bear Day!

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Who doesn’t love polar bears? (besides seals?)

Felty Polar Bear and her cubbies! Want em? Contact me!

It’s been a week, hasn’t it? Poot’n has invaded Ukraine, but the Ukrainians are fighting back hard and have no f**ks left to give. Europe has stepped up with aid and so has NATO. We are going to have our first female African American SCOTUS Justice, it the GQP can get its head out of its a** long enough to admit she is more qualified than the last 3 they rammed on to the court. Cue the “But maybe she is TOO qualified” chorus to start whining in 3…2…1…

Texas, Floriduh, and Oklahoma, oh and let’s not forget Virginia, are all trying to out do one another for the most regressive and cruel legislation on woman’s reproductive rights, health care for trans children, and education. I can only conclude that they want a beaten down, uneducated populace. No wonder Barker Carlson sings Poot’n’s praises.

sigh….

Let’s have some pandas! Time to spin the random ‘toon archive generator!

This is one of my earliest ‘toons and I dedicate it to James Fallows!
“Wu calls his dance, ‘Ode to a Weaf’ “
The panda kindergaten knows where you live.
panda movie
There…now do you see?
panda movie
Panda reproduction explained
Oh, Mr. Bun! Where have you been?

#StandWithUkraine

Sunflowers 3 plate Lithograph 17″x11″

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Bob T Panda

A Halloween Carol, Part 2

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As promised, here is the second part of A Halloween Carol (Starring PINKY!!!) and a few random Halloween ‘toons, since it’s actually all Hallows Eve here in the states. (At least until the repugnant-cans declare that it is a pagan holiday, and as such, cannot be tolerated!)

On with the SHOW!

Hmmm… Pinky still does not seem impressed. Perhaps the ghost of Halloween present will have more influence over her.
Uh oh, the ghost of halloween present just caught up with Pinky…
Was that list in small type, single spaced?
The Spirit of Halloweens yet to come is not a spirit to be messed with, right?
Surely you didn’t think she would totally reform, did you?

And now, a few of my favorite Halloween ‘toons!

Panda Kindergarten halloween party
Trick or Trick!!!!!!!
comics history
Maybe Bubba is having a Halloween SEASON! Did you ever think of THAT, Pinky?
Make sure Pinky doesn’t try to steal Bubba and Ping’s candy!

Have a fun and safe Halloween! Don’t eat all the candy before I get there! And don’t forget to vote! Election Day is Tuesday! Local elections are important!

Be the Bear
Bob T Panda