Before there was Pinky, there was…the panda kindergarten!!
Oh me, oh my! The pandasphere is buzzing tonight! will Pinky win her division in the Global Giant Pandy Awards? Did Bubba get what he wanted for CrispMoss? What will happen when Pinky, the Meihems, Wu, and all the rest get home from their adventure? Will EVERYONE get grounded?
I guess you’ll have to tune in on Sunday for the conclusion of our story!
But in the meantime (and for the next few days) it’s STILL 31 Days of Pandas time!!!!
What could be more scottish than Pandas?
And it’s never too early to start getting ready for New Year’s Eve!
The panda kindergarten at their best…or is that worst?
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on television.
You say sumi-e, I say Tsunami
You left the panda kindergarten alone with my house?
It wouldn’t be CrispMoss without…
…The Dance of the Sugar Plum Pandas!
Hope you have enjoyed our trip down panda-satire-memory lane!
Bob T Panda
Oh that Pinky! Trouble seems to follow her like a long streamer of toilet paper stuck to her paw. She would not get in nearly so much rouble if it weren’t for the Meihems yanking her chain and egging her on! If only there was some rational….some defense that she could call on..
Well, we’ll think about it and get back to you on Wednesday.
In the meantime, there’s no trouble like Pinky trouble!
trouble…trouble…trouble…It starts with “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for Pinky!
Hmmm…maybe I need to do a pandacized version of The Music Man!
It’s one of those things that most lovers of all things panda have a bit of a hard time with: We don’t own our pandas, we only rent them. America has not owned their resident pandas since the Nixon Pandas came to live here in 1972. And not only that, any panda cubs born here still belong to China and these pandas return to China any time after they are two years old. Well, return is not really correct, since they were born here, but that’s how it’s thought of in the panda procurement department.
As much as we’d like to keep all of our American born pandas, it’s just not gonna happen, so save your petition writing for your Congressperson.
A panda can dream though…
But some pandas go both ways!
Stay tuned in the upcoming weeks as I share my adventures with real, actual pandas!
I have…um…stepped away from the computer for a few weeks to have a confab with my panda cousins in China. (More about that later.) I’m pretty sure that it is safe to assume that there has been a national nightmare or three in my absence.
Over the past 10 months I’ve done a lot of pondering, and one of the questions that I have been pondering is this: If the internet with such plentiful and easy access to information, had existed in the 1930’s would Hitler have come to power, so easily? I started asking myself that on November 9th, thinking that surely, with everything happening in full view, surely democracy could not be overturned so easily.
It appears I was wrong. Our national nightmare is in full tilt chaos, despite (or maybe because) so much unfiltered and unverified information zipping around the airwaves.
I don’t know what to do, besides draw more pandas.
Because who wouldn’t want more cake or in this case, more cartoons about cake and cuppycakes? I can’t think of any self respecting panda who wouldn’t be saying more cake! more frosting! under similar circumstances.
So let’s have more cartoons about more cake…
There must be cake!
Can you calibrate the cuppycake?
Princess Pinky says, she is thankful for cuppycakes and da panda kindygarten and her magical wand!
Inspector Panda says, “Know the signs of cuppycake dependency”
Gee, it beats me, Pinky, could it have something to do with…oh…I don’t know, the fact that you tried to poof your little cousins into oblivion? Possibly? Who knows! Maybe she’s just being hormonal or something. Anyway, I’m sure you’ll figure out some way to get out of being grounded before too long. She can’t stay mad forever!
And Poor Bubba! Getting grounded after getting poofed while protecting the little twins! Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
But now, on with the show!
I think I see a slight resemblance to a Pinky tantrum…just saying.
And just look at that smug look on Pinky’s face! She knows she won’t stay in trouble for very long!
I hope y’all didn’t eat too much cake yesterday at Mr. Wu’s Birthday Party! We are ready to continue our story, so don’t touch that dial! Here comes the next episode of Being Endangered is Such a Curse!!!!
Wait, what is dis consequences thingie you is talking about?
Pinky: Why do I always have to do all the hard stuff?
Oh the Fridays are fabulous around here, and not least because we are getting visitors from Australia! Huzzah! They are on the other side of the world, so when it is summer here, it’s winter there, although our Northwest summers may seem a little bit like winter to them! But this Friday evening, I will be meeting long time panda and panda satire fans in person (or is that in fur-son?) for the first time. And when panda fans get together, they party panda style!
Bring on the cuppycakes!!!!
So let’s celebrate pandas who party, for today’s Fabulous Furry Friday encore presentations!
There’s nothing on earth that I’d rather do….
Mehitabel gets even.
…and it all ends with Mr Wu’s Birthday party! Huzzah!
“Do you know who I am????” Yeah, we do.
It’s not a party till the pandas start a brawl!
Will there be cuppycakes?
There must be cake!
Is this any way to treat our Nation’s most adorable icon?
Yes, today is the day you’ve been waiting for, the day my Kickstarter campaign ends. Huzzah! If you’re reading this with your morning coffee, you still have a few more hours to make a pledge if you haven’t done so already, and then I can quit all this whinging and pleading and just get back to…whinging and crying about the state of our government. Today is the day that we get back to business!
Today is the day …
Today, you are a bear.
…if I were a panda, yadda dah dah da- da- da- AAARGH! I can’t stop!!!!!
Poor Mehitabel…she gets no respect from the panda kindergarten, even now.
But maybe pandas have a better idea about how to run the government.
Maybe Pandas DO have a better idea…..
Don’t Touch My Stuff!
So now we leave you to finish your morning coffee, maybe do the dishes (maybe) and then get on with your day! And don’t forget, you still have a few hours to pledge to my Kickstarter Panda-Tastic Journeyand get this or some of our other fabulous rewards!
Yes we are…I mean we’re not NOT pandas, so that…um…means we ARE pandas. Right? Okay…well….
So here is the Kickstarter report for today: I have reached my initial goal, so I am sitting back a little bit and not jumping up and down and screaming, BUT, there is still a chance for anyone who would like to support this project through this Friday at 5 PM PDT, because there are some fun rewards available, such as a mini poster of Yoga for Pandas!
I mean, who can resist that?
Yoga for Pandas, now available as a mini poster!
But now, let’s see what’s going on over at the Zoonooz Kickstarter campaign headquarters…
Oh, Mr. Kitty….
What could possibly go wrong?
Check out the campaign here! One last group of new rewards are coming on Monday!