On the Second Day of Crispmas the Pandycam did see…
Two Meihems plotting,
And a Pinky in a Hemlock Tree…
I can’t hear anyone singing…..
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Day 22: On the Second Day of Crispmas…
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Day 21: The Twelve Days of Crispmoss
Fa-la-la-la-la-la! It’s time for The Twelve Days of Crispmoss!
On the first day of Crispmoss the panda cam did see….
Everybody sing!
Meanwhile pandas have been sneaking around the internet, getting into all sorts of things! Firstly, they made a visit to Cordelia’s Mom, Still, and talked about their newest offering, The Panda Chronicles Coloring Book. Then, in the hopes it would inspire us to get back to work on The Panda Chronicles Cuppycake Cookbook: Favorite recipes of the Panda Kindergarten, I submitted the first recipe to the fabulous website, They Draw & Cook. Appropriately, It is Princess Pinky’s Cuppycake recipe! You can find it via this link and also in the “recently added recipes” section. I’ve been following this website for several hearts, because:
1. food
2. art
3. seriously cool people.
I hope you’ll check them out.
Meanwhile, here are a few other ‘toons to get your week off to a good start.
I am such a dork.
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on television.
Hope you are having a happy holiday season…um…what do you mean I have to work until Friday….Sigh…
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda!
Day 20: You Better Watch Out
You better watch out
and listen up good,
and don’t ever say that
Pinky’s no good.
Pinky Paws is coming to town
She’s making a list
of political foes,
this is one place
you don’t want to go,
Pinky Paws is coming to town.
She knows where you are sleeping,
so don’t make no mistake.
If you are good to Pinky,
she’ll share some cuppycakes!
On with a brand new ‘toon!
You better watch out….
I could not, could not, COULD NOT resist making a mug design for Bubba. Stay tuned next month for more Bubba gear to celebrate his public debut (or is that DeBOO?) next month.
Recent postings of relative cub weight at the approximate number of days of age reveals that Bubba is not only larger than either of his two siblings were at the same age, but also larger than all of the cubs born at the San Diego Zoo. So….
Of course, it is available at Pandyland, my CafePress store.
Isn’t that just the cutest thing?
Keep being the bear! Tomorrow stay tuned for the 12 days of Crispmoss!
Bob T Panda
Day 19: From the Deep Archives
I thought that for today, I would dig into the deepest, darkest archives. Let’s see what happens when we do this…
Ever wondered where all these pandas came from?
Or who our early influences were?
Will Mehitabel ever free herself of pandas? Stay tuned!
Or what we think is a suitably dignified name for a panda?
“Bob” has a nice ring to it!
Hope you are having a happy holiday season and that all your gift shopping is done, but if it’s not, consider the gift of Panda Satire! You can find the full library of Panda Chronicle Books here! Including our latest addition, The Panda Chronicles coloring book!
Get your crayons ready!!!!
Remember that Santa is watching, so be the bear! and tune in for a brand new cartoon tomorrow, starring Pinky and Bubba!
Bob T. Panda
Day 18: Today, I am a Bear
We wouldn’t want to appear to be biased towards one holiday over another here at the Panda Chronicles, so even though the holiday of Pandukkah is now over (thank you for that, Nina L.) we celebrate that turning point in any young panda’s life, the Bear Mitzvah! 31 days of Pandas proudly presents…
Today, I am a Bear…
Today, you are a bear.
…if I were a panda, yadda dah dah da- da- da- AAARGH! I can’t stop!!!!! You’re welcome.
Meanwhile, the debates go on….
I’m sure you can trust this cat!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
Day 17: Everytime a Bell Rings
Oh my! The suspense here at 31 Days of Pandas is getting too much to bear…get it? Too much to…oh, never mind. You knew I had a weird sense of humor already, so no complaining in the cheap seats.
Let’s get back to it’s a Wunderful Life, shall we?
Repeat after me, “It’s a story” ‘kay?
Everytime a bell rings, a panda gets a cuppycake.
Yay! The heartwarming schmoopy ending!
You didn’t think I was going to make you wait another day for the heartwarming schmoopy ending did you? what kind of bear do you think I am?
Don’t answer that!
And while you are doing your holiday shopping, why not add a Bee, the bear, mug to your collection! Yours for the asking (well, and your credit card) from Pandyland at CafePress!
Bee, the Bear
and on the other side…
Be the Bear! and tune in for more pandy fun tomorrow and Saturday, with a brand new ‘toon on Sunday, starring…hmmmm could it be Pinky and Bubba? We’ll see!
Bob T. Panda
Day 16: It’s a Wonderful Wu
Yes, it’s a wonderful Wu, and a Wun-derful Life! Huzzah! We are back with the next episodes for your panda satire watching enjoyment.
Sit back and enjoy the show!
You won’t like this, Mr Wu!
Those darn cats!
Oh this is so traumatic! I hate to upset the wu self, but a writer has gotta do what a writer’s gotta do. No one ever said it would be pretty.
Meanwhile, you could head over to Pandyland at Cafe Press and show your support for the Wu-self this holiday season!
The Wu self(i.e.) mug!
…and on the other side…
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Day 15: 31 Days of Pandas
We’re back with the next episodes of It’s a Wun-derful Life, starring Mr. Wu, Bee (the Bear) and other pandas besides!
Bee the bear tells it like it is
What part of “you don’t exist” didn’t you get?
Where IS Mr. Wu’s mom? It’s getting very existential around here!
Tune in tomorrow for the next episode!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Day 14: It’s a Wun-derful Life
We are back with another holiday classic, It’s a Wun-derful Life! Huzzah! Mr Wu is given the gift of seeing what the world would be like if he had never been born. But why are we standing around here talking?
On with the show!!!!
Thank goodness Bee the Bear still has her magical wand from the last adventure.
Wu is a good bear at heart….
Oh the suspense is killing me! What is going to happen next?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS: Several people commented that they wished the PandyClaws and his sleigh (and a tiny Pinky Panda) image was on a coffee mug. Well, guess what! Now it is!
Have yourself a Pandy little Christmas…
The Panda’s New Clothes
It’s Day 13 of 31 Days of Pandas, and as promised, today we have a new cartoon featuring Bubba (and of course his big sister Princess Pinky) and today Bubba get’s his official Panda Chronicles outfit! Like Pinky with her tutu and tiara, and the Meihem twins with their Panda Scout Uniforms, I knew Bubba would need a signature outfit to show to the world.
And here it is!
What the well dressed panda cub is wearing this season!
And look! He got a little extra present too!
Thanks to Cyndi Anderson who reminded me of the propeller beanie! And if you enjoy these ‘toons, please share them with your panda/humor loving friends. The best way to ensure world domination of panda satire is to share it with your friends!
Huzzah! And did you notice that today is sort of a numerical palindrome? Day 13-31 Days…okay, I did say sort of.
See you tomorrow for the start of It’s a Wun-derful Life!
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda