Who in their right mind would want to cross Pinky? Nobody, that’s who, but who said Mad Hatter Mittens is in his right mind?
What did we tell you?
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Are you registered to VOTE?
How could you have any doubts that the female of any species is willing to fight for what’s right? Would YOU tangle with a mama bear who felt her cubbies were threatened? If the GOP (Greedy Old Poopieheads) stand by the viewpoint that #BoysWillBeBoys then we must recognize the alternative, that #WomenWillBeWarriors.
What is old is new again. #KavaNOPE
Our story continues…
Be the Mama Bear
Bob T Panda
…It’s time for our annual rebroadcast of ….The Wizard of Wu!!!!! (Sounds of cheering and huzzahing and pass the cuppycakes!) Yes it’s that time once again when we dust off that old chestnut, that classic satire of The Wizard of Oz, starring…no…NOT Pinky!!!!!!!! But the one, true, dearly beloved Wu Self!!!
(More cheering…you’ll have to do the sound effects yourself.)
where happy pandas eat bamboo, oh why, oh why, can’t…Wu?
We’re in for it now, Binky!
Hang on to your hats, kids, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
I don’t think we’re in Pandiego any more, Binky….
What could be waiting outside? Where the heck ARE we, Binky?
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
Mehitabel would like to register her protest about given the least sympathetic role in this adventure.
We would like to note the early appearances (in supporting roles) of Pinky and the Meihems.
Okay, now it’s getting exciting! Scary parts dead ahead!
Stay tuned next Friday for more of…The Wizard of Wu!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
You heard the little panda! Clap Louder!!!!
Mittens: No Room! No Room! You look like you’re not from around here!
Oh my ears and whiskers!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Did I remind you to Vote again? There. I did now! Don’t let Mittens have the last word, okay?
…Pinky in Wonderland! And I bet you were wondering when we’d get back to this, weren’t you? Never fear! We promise we will wrap this up by…um…the end of the year, but you know there have been SO many distractions of late! I do so hate watching the fall of Democracy and the end to Justice for All, you know? It is SOOOOO distracting!
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 1
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 2
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 3
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 4
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 5
Heck…you can find the rest of them yourself.
I’ve always hated when movies do this…
Tune in on Wednesday for the next episode! We will evade reality one way or another!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
PS: Don’t forget to check your voter registration and VOTE in November!
Oh dear. Why did I think that a bunch of rich, white, male Senators would give any credence to what a woman had to say. Sorry to ruin your Friday morning, but if you thought the Senate Judiciary Committee (run by the Repugnant Republicans) was going to…oh, I don’t know…call for a full investigation to either prove or disprove the allegations against the Supreme Court nominee, but oh noOOOOOO. We can’t have that. We might have to believe the women and we know that is just not going to happen.
So, I realize I have too choices here. I could search for all the darkest ‘toons, and sink into the pit of despair (taking all of you with me for company) or…I could search for the pandiest ‘toons that bring us joy. Because we need it, I need it. The world needs it.
Huzzah! Bring pandas to Washington State!
Panda satire explained for you!
Bob, Bob, Bob…when will you ever learn?
Never say “no” to Pinky!
Mei puts her paw down…
Mr Bun has a question, daddee.
Really, Pinky….It’s not nice to tease your little brother.
Nooooo! Not the PINK crayon! and yes, there really is a Panda Chronicles Coloring Book.
What goes around, comes around…
And because this may be my favorite ‘toon ever….
See? I told you it was broken!
Well, I hope this extra helping of pandas being silly has helped you deal with the news of the day, but we have have work to do. Call your Senators, tell them what you think, and remind them that you are paying attention, and that you VOTE.
Pandas and people are counting on you.
BE THE BEAR!
Bob T Panda
What a great idea (no, not really) #45 has, to add a Supreme Court Justice that does not believe a president should be prosecuted while in office. At the time I am writing this, (some weeks in advance), I have no idea what is going to happen with the Kavanaugh nomination, but it is pretty distressing to see the way the R’s are trying to get him confirmed before all the information has been studied. I mean, been made available!
Wait…did he say “shoot” or “poot”???
#ClapLouder
Panda On
Bob T Panda
What could be more fun than breakfast with pandas? Of course, they’ll try to take your food, and they are kind of…um…messy eaters, so….join them at your own risk. But what’s life for, if not to throw caution to the wind, and have that second (or third!!!)plate of pan(da)cakes?
Did I just spill something on my new outfit?
Panda on and don’t spare the maple syrup!
Bob T Panda
UPDATE: I really did just return from my visit to the Canadian Pandas! I’m getting caught up on answering/approving comments, and send the ‘toons that went live while I was gone, out into the world. Of course, if you subscribed to The Panda Chronicles, you would get it in your email inbox 3 times a week, without having to look elsewhere for it. But hey! It’s your choice!.
So much crazy coming out of the OTHER Washington. (FYI the one in the upper left hand corner is THE Washington, making the home of Mei, Tian and the kids the OTHER one. Hey…I don’t make the rules…oh wait…yes I do!) So let’s get right to the pandas, shall we?
Pinky and the Twinkies, eh?
“If Pinky is grounded, can I have her dessert?”
uh oh…
Um…I think Pinky has Daddee wrapped around her fuzzy little paw. Just saying.
Ooooh! Did Daddee actually yell at Pinky?
What do you mean you left a note saying they are at my house?
Bubba is having so much fun with his new friends!
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
In all the crazy chaos in the country, hurricanes, WH aides getting trampled in the rush to throw someone, anyone under the bus, (as long as it’s not them), what might make us happy is a heartwarming story about adorable kitty cats!
“We just want to talk!”
Well, SOME people might find this story heartwarming.
Panda On!
Bob T Panda