I have often said I can’t remember anything short term any more because my brain is full of lyrics to Beatles’ songs and TV commercial jingles. So, of course all I can think about now is Kit Kat Bars.
Who would have guessed that Frank and Mikey would be involved?
Things are getting extremely nutty and scary in the real world. Hang in there, every one. (coming soon! Four and Five’s official Panda Chronicles outfits!)
Be the Bear
Bob T I really hope we get out of this mess Panda
With my currant work/nap load, I feel like I can only get one new ‘toon done each week. I’m trying to get a jump on next Tuesday, so back into the archives for today!
Let’s see what was happening during Aprils past…
Bob was at work on another book in 2011…
In April of 2012, the Scottish Pandas were entering their first Panda Season of Looooove in Edinburgh…
And of course, April is when we celebrate the arrival of The Nixon Pandas!
Sometimes the Panda Season of Love hits a roadblock or two…
Well that’s it for this week’s dive into the archives! Something to give you a chuckle besides the nooz of Pammy Jo’s ouster as Attorney General. Better luck in your next life, I guess.
Be the Bear
Bob T is hiding under the bed for the foreseeable future Panda
With all the terrible things that F45 is doing out in the real world, we needed a really nice day and we got it on Saturday at the 3200 + worldwide #NoKings events that took place this past Saturday. I was at our local one, and it was rocking by the time I got there. I had to park WAY down the road because there were so many people there.
It wasn’t like the big cities, but one of the interesting things to me is that were about an additional 800 events as compared to the one in October. And there were reports and photos from some rallies being held in very R heavy areas. I find this very encouraging, in a time when not much else is.
Of course, the most important and accurate reporting on the #NoKings rallies comes from…you guessed it…
Will we survive until the tide turns against Mittens? I don’t know, but I’m gonna keep fighting. As long as we have pandas on our side, how can we fail?
Be the Bear
Bob T stomp stomp stomp Panda
…the unqualified ICE agents that have been deployed to some of the major US airports, in the wake of TSA still being unpaid and having to show up for work. Who would you rather see as you rolled up to the gate: ICE or…
I don’t have to fly anywhere any time soon, so I hope this is all resolved by the time I do. I’d hate to have to bring my emotional support bears.
Be the Bear!
Bob T come fly with me Panda
I promise I’ll draw some pandas soon(ish) Pinky’s twins are raring to go!
Just kidding.
Oh look at the time! Surely I have some bears lying around that I could palm off on you entertain you with while I try to summon the will to live continue with my important work.
(oh boy are we in trouble)
Frank and Mikey proved to be such entertaining and endearing presences, that I just had to invite them back again.
For all of you who wondered why Frank always has a pair of fuzzy dice looped over his ears!
Things feel really bad right now, probably because they are. I really don’t know what is going to happen with all this. Whatever happens, I’m glad you all have been here reading these little flights of fantasy with pandas, cats, and other bears. It means a lot to me to know that I have provided a spot of joy in an otherwise bleak landscape.
Be the Bear
Bob T SEE YOU AT A NO KINGS RALLY ON MARCH 28TH Panda
Thanks to alert reader Chas B who tipped us off to this very important story about immigration irregularities at our northern border with Canada. I’m sure this will be looked into strongly by our newest thug-in-chief from the Department of Being a Big Asshole…oops I mean Homeland Security.
ZooNooZ is honored to have scored this exclusive interview. We are not saying whether he was in the studio with or without a visa.
Be the Bear
Bob T is defying authoritarians Panda
As ever, History is rhyming once again…
I couldn’t help but notice the recent departure of Country Joe MacDonald, and so his most famous protest song keeps running through my head.
Be the Bear
Bob T says NO KINGS Panda
I hope you are all making plans to attend your local No Kings Day protest on March 28th
So many things coming at us from all angles! And what could be more fun than a bear in a candy shop?
Did you take our little quiz?
Do you want some more options than I had room for on the ‘toon?
How about:
1. Mittens got so mad that the pilot wouldn’t agree to bomb France on the way to Davos, that the pilot said, “Okay! I’m turning the plane around right now if you can’t behave!”
2. The “electrical” problem was one of those “lights on, no one’s home” kind of things
3. Stephen Miller’s coffin latch got stuck and he couldn’t get out when it was time to feed.
4. All the couches on the plane refused to have JD sit on them, and they kept ejecting him.
I could go on…but you probably are wishing I would get on with it and post today’s ‘toon!
So there ya go!
Bee the Bear
Bob T now I’m REALLY mad Panda
Of course, when I say “no room for bears,” I don’t mean here at Panda Satire headquarters. Oh no! I mean that homeowner down in California who objected to an adorable little 500 pound bear moving in under his house.
There’s a lot going on in the world right now. I thought we might need Frank and Mikey to make us feel better.
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Whether they head to China or take the long walk over the Rainbow Bridge, we never forget the pandas that have meant so much to us, and given us so many hours of joy. It seems only natural that the departed Mehitabel should interview the departed Gao Gao, and then of course, other ghosts of the Panda Chronicles should show up.
That Nixon’s Ghost is such a joker, right?
Be the Bear
Bob T here to keep our spirits up Panda