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Hey! What up with the new design?

For a while I’ve been wanting to “re-decorate” The Panda Chronicles. It was becoming hard for me to read the white on black type, and even through I liked the black and white thing, I also wanted to have a design where I could put something fun and colorful behind the blog.

So….whaddya think?

Meanwhile, Mehitabel has a little problem with the panda kindergarten:

Will Bob ever learn? will Mehitabel ever get the better of the panda kindergarten?

And don’t forget to tune in on Wednesday for the next episode of Mr. Wu’s new adventure (the nature of which will be revealed in this very episode! I can hardly wait!)

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

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Yes, you’ve come to the right place.

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Hey! What up with the new design?

So….whaddya think?

Meanwhile, Mehitabel has a little problem with the panda kindergarten:

Will Bob ever learn? will Mehitabel ever get the better of the panda kindergarten?

And don’t forget to tune in on Wednesday for the next episode of Mr. Wu’s new adventure (the nature of which will be revealed in this very episode! I can hardly wait!)

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

PS: Check out our new “Contact Us” page, if you have any questions or comments that you want to make sure to reach us.

I’m Late, I’m Late…for a Vewy Important Date!

Episode 4 (but not quite the last!) of Wu da Pirate!

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It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)

Mister Wu and his new friends.

Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

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Episode 4 (but not quite the last!) of Wu da Pirate!

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Mister Wu and his new friends.

Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Your Friday Encore Presentation…getting you ready for….

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The Panda Season of….Love! Yes, it’s that time of year again, when a young pandas thoughts turn to cuppycakes…oh wait…that’s the other 363 days a year! Now it’s time for that exciting lead up to the 24-48 hours a year, when girl pandas can actually get pregnant! But did you know that pandas are prone to pseudopregnancies, where you don’t even know for sure that they are with cub, until one drops out onto the floor one night? Boy does THAT make for a tense atmosphere around the den for oh, 4 to 8 months after the …um…well, you know. And let’s face it…it’s hard to see a four ounce weight gain on a panda.

Here are some of my favorite encore presentations on the subject! enjoy!

I am only making some of this up. copyright 2012 -A. Belov

A panda by any other name, would smell…well, they would just smell…

I hope people haven’t had enough of silly love songs!

Have a great weekend!

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

It’s Friday! Time for an Encore Presentation!

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We’re not sure how it happened, but already it is almost the end of the second month of the year! Time flies when you are lounging around sipping bambootinis!

We are joking about the lounging around part! Between monitoring the escapades of young Mr. Wu and getting book 2 of the Panda Chronicles ready for printing, we’ve hardly had a minute to ourselves!

Here is a classic episode of the Panda Chronicles to send you off for your weekend relaxation. Share and enjoy!

Love the hobby horse on a spring (inspired by a REAL photo of a REAL panda on one.)

Monday, Monday…can’t trust that panda kindergarten!

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I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite hobbies is complaining about the most recent changes at fezbook, whatever they are. As usual, the panda kindergarten is involved. What can I say? They will get into everything, and they still haven’t filled out their new year’s resolution forms.

Don’t Touch My Stuff! (this means you, Gail.)

Be the Bear!

Huzzah!

Bob T. Panda

Another Fabulous Furry Friday!

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Lance Armstrong has been in the news again, what with his tell all interview with Oprah Winfrey airing this week. The TV reception here at the panda den is virtually non-existent, so we don’t know if he copped a plea or not. It did remind us of something that happened in Pandyland during the last Winter Olympics, so that inspired us to choose the following cartoon for our encore presentation this week. (For some reason, almost everything reminds us of …um…us. Go figure.)

Pandas using performance enhancing substances? Say it isn’t so!

Join us next week as we prepare for the Panda Season of Love! Coming soon to a zoo near you!

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

Bob Finally Concedes the Election…

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We know, we know…the election has been over for months, but we were…um…busy, and besides, Babette de Panda insisted that the panda kindergarten be allowed to recount ALL the votes by..er..paw. Needless to say, votes were eaten, tummies needed to be um..waited on for “evacuation,” cuppycakes needed to be consumed. Sigh… nothing is ever easy around here. Meanwhile, Babette wants to know just what she is meant to do with all those conservative “first girlfriend outfits” that she bought (with Bob’s credit card) for her new role as our nation’s hostess du jour.

Well, three votes isn’t too bad, is it?

And from the tooting-our-own-horn department, it has come to my attention that there is a photo circulating around the internet that shows a congressperson with NASCAR-type stickers all over his suit. I’d like to point out that the original cartoon suggesting this came out a week ago, right here on The Panda Chronicles, so once again, Bob and all the pandas here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire have predicted humor trends once again.

In other Panda News, Young Master Wu, our nation’s youngest (and some might say cutest) panda is about to make his public debut at the San Diego Zoo tomorrow. We are sending the panda kindergarten to report on the story, so don’t forget to tune in next week to see their in-depth coverage of this event! I do hope they don’t get into any trouble!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. what-was-that-about-my-credit-card Panda