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It’s Mini-Mei Monday!

Okay, okay, let’s not get spoiled and expect that Princess Pinky is going to have a new cartoon every Monday, but she really wanted this one to be posted, and with the National Zoo pandacam still down, I felt compelled to provide this public service to the nation. And don’t think there will be a Twinkie Tuesday every week either! The young pandas of this nation are just going to have to share Mondays for a while.

Pinky tests her powers….

Meanwhile, if you didn’t already know, the third book in The Panda Chronicle series, Nobody Expects the Panda Kindergarten, is now available on Amazon. Just click on the handy button over there on the right hand column! I know that not everyone has book buying in their budget and that’s why I share my panda satire here and on Facebook and Twitter for free, no subscriptions needed. But of course, writing and drawing take time and buying my books is an excellent way to support panda satire. And while you’re at it, buy them for your friends too! Okay, commercial over. Now go out there and be the bear!

Bob T. Panda

We’re Back! Did you miss us?

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Hello Panda Fans! It seems that several of you may have missed us over the weekend as we were doing some site renovations. You will most likely see some twiddling and refining as time goes on, as I wanted to get the pandas up and running (we can so run!) even though everything is not cuppycake perfect as yet!

Much excitement has been happening in the land of pandas…the Atlanta twinkies are now 7 (or is it 8?) weeks old and getting cute enough to send Mr. Wu into a tailspin of anxiety over his cuteness ratings (more on that coming Wednesday.) The newest panda in our nation’s capitol has survived a full week+ a few days and is getting fat and loud. Huzzah! I caught a glimpse of “starter ears” on the Facebook pictures this morning. Huzzah!

But all is not hunky-dorey…The New Yorker magazine ran an expose on the secret life of pandas, much to the embarrassment of guy pandas everywhere. “Did he HAVE to tell that story?”, more than one panda was heard to mutter around the pandasphere this morning.

Did he really have to tell them THAT????

Of Course Gao Gao, stud muffin of the SDZ had no complaints about the article!

Meanwhile, work on Book 3 of The Panda Chronicles is proceeding. Stay tuned here to be the first to know when it is ready. Speaking of staying tuned, as a result of a change in web hosting, it seems that all my subscribers disappeared in the transition (for the blog, not the newsletter) so if you would still like to receive new cartoons in your inbox 3 times a week, please re-subscribe via the form/button that says “Invite Pandas to Your Inbox” near the top of the righthand column. You don’t want to miss a single episode, especially with Mr. Wu starting on a new adventure next week!

till next time!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Yes, you’ve come to the right place.

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Hey! What up with the new design?

For a while I’ve been wanting to “re-decorate” The Panda Chronicles. It was becoming hard for me to read the white on black type, and even through I liked the black and white thing, I also wanted to have a design where I could put something fun and colorful behind the blog.

So….whaddya think?

Meanwhile, Mehitabel has a little problem with the panda kindergarten:

Will Bob ever learn? will Mehitabel ever get the better of the panda kindergarten?

And don’t forget to tune in on Wednesday for the next episode of Mr. Wu’s new adventure (the nature of which will be revealed in this very episode! I can hardly wait!)

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

PS: Check out our new “Contact Us” page, if you have any questions or comments that you want to make sure to reach us.

Yes, you’ve come to the right place.

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Hey! What up with the new design?

So….whaddya think?

Meanwhile, Mehitabel has a little problem with the panda kindergarten:

Will Bob ever learn? will Mehitabel ever get the better of the panda kindergarten?

And don’t forget to tune in on Wednesday for the next episode of Mr. Wu’s new adventure (the nature of which will be revealed in this very episode! I can hardly wait!)

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

PS: Check out our new “Contact Us” page, if you have any questions or comments that you want to make sure to reach us.

I’m Late, I’m Late…for a Vewy Important Date!

Episode 4 (but not quite the last!) of Wu da Pirate!

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It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)

Mister Wu and his new friends.

Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

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Episode 4 (but not quite the last!) of Wu da Pirate!

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Mister Wu and his new friends.

Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Your Friday Encore Presentation…getting you ready for….

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The Panda Season of….Love! Yes, it’s that time of year again, when a young pandas thoughts turn to cuppycakes…oh wait…that’s the other 363 days a year! Now it’s time for that exciting lead up to the 24-48 hours a year, when girl pandas can actually get pregnant! But did you know that pandas are prone to pseudopregnancies, where you don’t even know for sure that they are with cub, until one drops out onto the floor one night? Boy does THAT make for a tense atmosphere around the den for oh, 4 to 8 months after the …um…well, you know. And let’s face it…it’s hard to see a four ounce weight gain on a panda.

Here are some of my favorite encore presentations on the subject! enjoy!

I am only making some of this up. copyright 2012 -A. Belov

A panda by any other name, would smell…well, they would just smell…

I hope people haven’t had enough of silly love songs!

Have a great weekend!

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

It’s Friday! Time for an Encore Presentation!

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We’re not sure how it happened, but already it is almost the end of the second month of the year! Time flies when you are lounging around sipping bambootinis!

We are joking about the lounging around part! Between monitoring the escapades of young Mr. Wu and getting book 2 of the Panda Chronicles ready for printing, we’ve hardly had a minute to ourselves!

Here is a classic episode of the Panda Chronicles to send you off for your weekend relaxation. Share and enjoy!

Love the hobby horse on a spring (inspired by a REAL photo of a REAL panda on one.)

Monday, Monday…can’t trust that panda kindergarten!

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I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite hobbies is complaining about the most recent changes at fezbook, whatever they are. As usual, the panda kindergarten is involved. What can I say? They will get into everything, and they still haven’t filled out their new year’s resolution forms.

Don’t Touch My Stuff! (this means you, Gail.)

Be the Bear!

Huzzah!

Bob T. Panda