It’s Bubba’s actual birthday today, so we bring you one of my favorite ‘toons from Bubba’s first birthday!
“I flunked cake!!!!!!
Bubba flunks “cake”
Happy Birthday, Bubba Bear!
Bob T Panda
It’s Today!
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Let’s get ready for Bubba’s (Pinky: and PINKY’S!) Birthday Season!
Oh yes, it is panda birthday season now and it’s in full swing! But two of the stars of panda birthday season have birthdays in just a few more days. Last Friday we saw some of Pinky’s greatest moments and now it is Bubba’s turn!
But first, we have just returned from secret talks in an undisclosed location!
Can you guess where?
Oh Canada
We think you’re really swell
Meanwhile south of you
We are so ashamed
We’ve really gone to hell
Oh Canada
Your country’s very grand
The premier he fights
For diversity
A panda in each hand!
Oh Canada
Your Premier’s really cute
In a kilt he rocks,
Even on the beach,
And in a formal suit!
Oh Canada
We had a real good time
And now that global warming’s here
You make some real good wine!
Oh Canada
The US is a dump
We look longingly
Cross the border cause
You don’t have Donald Trump
But now, let’s get the birthday season rolling!
PP: um, dis is not going to interrupt my presidential campaign, is it?
He’s small for now, but Bubba Bei Bei is shaping up to be a whole lot of panda!
Feed me, Mama!
And how did Pinky manage to hack into my computer again?
Really, Pinky….It’s not nice to tease your little brother.
Happy 100th day Birthday! More frosting!
As true today as it ever was…
Coffee tastes better in a Bubba mug…
You knew Mommee was going to get angry, didn’t you?
Of course, you can read ALL of Bubba’s (Pinky: and Pinky’s!!!!!) ‘toons in Book 7 of The Panda Chronicles: Don’t call mee boo boo!
The seventh book of The Panda Chronicles Series
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
The Poot Has Hit the Fan!
Oh my! What is going to happen now? This is getting kind of scary and I know I am going to get all kinds of flack for this, because I have put those adorable little munchkins, Six and Sebben in the path of Pinky’s ire, (not to mention her magical wand!!!!) But can you blame me? I mean this is a fairy tale for crying out loud! If there is a wicked witch, there has to be a handsome prince who comes and saves the day, right? Or in the case of Wonder Woman, a really kick-ass goddess warrior who comes right up against evil and attempts (and maybe even succeeds) to vanquish it! Oh Poot on you Pinky! Your evil plan will NEBBER succeed!
Or will it? Did you really think I would give away the ending already?
She who must be obeyed…
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
And Now, the Moment You’ve Been Waiting for…
Okay, not THAT moment…not the moment when… oh heck. I don’t want to ruin the suspense! what kind of person…um…panda would I be if I told you what was going to happen one or two episodes from now? I mean, don’t you just hate when you are watching a TV series for the first time, and some smarty pants who already binge watched it on Netflix blurts out what’s going to happen in the episode you haven’t watched yet? You were waiting for the exact right moment to watch that episode, and now it’s RUINED!!!!
You might as well be waiting for Godot, but instead you’re going to get…
…baby pandas! You’re getting baby pandas!!!!
Whew! Big sigh of relief. But don’t relax just yet…Bwahahahahaha!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Don’t look now ….
It’s hard not to have that looking over your shoulder, don’t open that door!!!!!! moment like you get when you watch one of those scary movies. The innocent protagonists are having this brief reprieve where they don’t think that evil is going to come crashing down on them, but…before you know it… So don’t look now …just enjoy the party…
We know that Pinky is not going to be content staying home, feeding the fish, and hanging out with the red pandas.
Don’t look now …just DON’T LOOK!!!!
We’re not looking….
The tension is just about un-BEAR-able!!!!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
You know where this is going, don’t you?
Oh yeah…just look up fairy tales 101, in your guide to children’s literature handbook. Although, of course, Grimm’s fairy tales in their original form would give any one nightmares, not just children.
You know how this story line goes: Big party/royal christening/panda naming day is happening but the evil fairy/witch/panda princess is not invited because of past misdeeds/evil intentions. Evil fairy/witch/panda princess shows up anyway, chaos ensues, fair princess(es) are saved by gallant prince/knight/guy just walking by that turns out to be a deposed prince.
Yada,Yada, Yada.
Meanwhile, let’s see who has arrived at the naming day party…
You know where this is going, don’t you?
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Being Endangered is SUCH a Curse
I hope y’all didn’t eat too much cake yesterday at Mr. Wu’s Birthday Party! We are ready to continue our story, so don’t touch that dial! Here comes the next episode of Being Endangered is Such a Curse!!!!
Wait, what is dis consequences thingie you is talking about?
Pinky: Why do I always have to do all the hard stuff?
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Some one has to feed the fish
Oh my! Pinky is not going to like this at all! Being made to stay home and feed the goldfish! And all because of a silly little mistake she made when she was very young. It is understandable, after the traumatic panda cam shut down in her early cubbyhood! What is an icon to do? Fish for compliments? Revise history so that she comes out the hero?
Maybe she can play Go Fish with the red pandas!
Don’t pout, Pinky!
I’m sure Pinky will think of something to do while the family is away!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Pinky is not going to like this
So what else is new? Am I really supposed to spend all my days trying to write stories that are all about Pinky all the time? I thought as a writer that I had at least a little bit of free will and discretion about what my stories are about. And really, Pinky, if you think that my stories are making you look bad, you could…oh, I don’t know…maybe behave a little better and not tease your brother so much?
What was I thinking!!!!??? We are talking about PINKY here!!!!
Commence propeller spin…now!
By the way, if you haven’t seen it yet, pop over to the Froggwell Blog and check out my post about creating…um…forgeries of my other favorite bear!
Panda On!!
Bob T Panda
Our Story Continues
Let’s just get right to it, as our story continues …Pinky, Meihem, Bubba…What could possibly go wrong?
Why isn’t everything all about Pinky?
Ruh Roh…
Panda On!
Bob T Panda