I did warn you I was going to do this. It will be instructive (not to mention profoundly depressing) to look back both here in panda satire, as well as in the real world (or the reality world…whatebber!) and see where we started 2019!
So in January…
Look out Bubba! Pinky is trying to get her paws on Banky Pig!
But Bubba had a plan!
That Ping Ping is a clever liddle bear, isn’t he?
Meanwhile, a vision of that which was to come…
Mittens did WHAT??????!!!!????
On To February!
The Government shutdown, orchestrated by HWMNBN started in December, and still continued into February, heedless of putting 100’s of 1,000’s of people out of work. Or was it millions?
Dis. Will Not. STAND!!!!!
I see trouble in my crystal ball…
Even Nancy Pelosi listened enthusiastically!
But Time Waits for no Panda…onto March!
March brought us the presidential candidacy floating of yet another unqualified billionaire, this time a purveyor of double-half-caff-frappacino-with-skim-whippy-cream-and-sprinkles, claiming that the obvious disdain for his proposed presidential run, was a sure sign that the people wanted him to do it. Fortunately, he fizzled out (bad back, my behind!) and he has receded to the obscurity he deserves.
“Hey! I’m still back here!”
The people have spoken!
And then there was the return of everyone’s favorite grizzlies…Frank and Mikey!
“We are NEVER going to get our security deposit back!!!”
If you enjoyed our first Year in Review installment, you can search the archives in the sidebar and read the full stories that we have highlighted here! And while your in the sidebar, you can also look at what we have to offer at Redbubble in our Buy Stuff With Pandas feature!
Panda as if your life depended on it!
Bob T Panda
