Haven’t we heard enough from this guy? Don’t we have enough of our own problems?
Apparently not.

Um…
Be the Bear
Don’t forget to VOTE
Bob T Panda
Haven’t we heard enough from this guy? Don’t we have enough of our own problems?
Um…
Be the Bear
Don’t forget to VOTE
Bob T Panda
Are you still here? Aren’t you glad you’ve checked in with The Panda Chronicles? We are back with the final episodes of The Wizard of Wu, so get some popcorn, sit back, and watch the show!
Good witch Bee, the Bear, to the rescue!
Are you SURE you weren’t in an earlier scene?
But we’ve come such a long way already….Bwahahaha!
Ride you pandas! Ride!
Evilness is one thing, but there must be snacks!
Well,lookee here! isn’t that….?
Don’t mess with Princess Pinky!
All well that ends well. Now let’s have some cuppycakes!!!
We hope you enjoyed this encore presentation of The Wizard of Wu! We also wish that this took your mind off of some of the horrible things that have been happening, at least for a little while. Now, get back out there and VOTE!!!!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Well, this is certainly the pot calling the kettle a crook, isn’t it? It’s hard not to simultaneously feel like the current constitutional crisis has echoes of the Watergate and Nixon scandals, and also that Nixon’s crimes were quaint. (Hint: they weren’t, but at least in that era there was still some sense that the constitutional checks and balances would keep the country from completely going off the rails.)
Can’t ghosts have opinions too?
That bad, huh?
Be the Bear
#PandasWillBeWarriors
Bob T Panda
We are back with Pinky in Wonderland! Sit back and enjoy the show. (Pinky says you should, so I think you better just do as you’re told, don’t you?)
Bubba wouldn’t be such a smarty pants if he wasn’t up in that tree (and couldn’t disappear at will)
It remains to be seen if Bubba can retain this new skill after the movie is over.
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Time for more episodes from our October Wu-Palooza, with more episodes from that holiday classic, The Wizard of Wu!
I have a bad feeling about this….
Are you SURE there will be no flying monkeys?
That cat is pure evil!
Sorry, no photo bomb from princess Pinky. her mother thought todays cartoon was too scary for her
Who would have thought cuppycakes could be enchanted?
Stay tuned later this month for the outtakes and blooper reel!
Be the Bear
Bob T Panda
Who in their right mind would want to cross Pinky? Nobody, that’s who, but who said Mad Hatter Mittens is in his right mind?
What did we tell you?
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Are you registered to VOTE?
How could you have any doubts that the female of any species is willing to fight for what’s right? Would YOU tangle with a mama bear who felt her cubbies were threatened? If the GOP (Greedy Old Poopieheads) stand by the viewpoint that #BoysWillBeBoys then we must recognize the alternative, that #WomenWillBeWarriors.
What is old is new again. #KavaNOPE
Our story continues…
Be the Mama Bear
Bob T Panda
…It’s time for our annual rebroadcast of ….The Wizard of Wu!!!!! (Sounds of cheering and huzzahing and pass the cuppycakes!) Yes it’s that time once again when we dust off that old chestnut, that classic satire of The Wizard of Oz, starring…no…NOT Pinky!!!!!!!! But the one, true, dearly beloved Wu Self!!!
(More cheering…you’ll have to do the sound effects yourself.)
where happy pandas eat bamboo, oh why, oh why, can’t…Wu?
We’re in for it now, Binky!
Hang on to your hats, kids, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!
I don’t think we’re in Pandiego any more, Binky….
What could be waiting outside? Where the heck ARE we, Binky?
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
Mehitabel would like to register her protest about given the least sympathetic role in this adventure.
We would like to note the early appearances (in supporting roles) of Pinky and the Meihems.
Okay, now it’s getting exciting! Scary parts dead ahead!
Stay tuned next Friday for more of…The Wizard of Wu!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
You heard the little panda! Clap Louder!!!!
Mittens: No Room! No Room! You look like you’re not from around here!
Oh my ears and whiskers!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Did I remind you to Vote again? There. I did now! Don’t let Mittens have the last word, okay?
…Pinky in Wonderland! And I bet you were wondering when we’d get back to this, weren’t you? Never fear! We promise we will wrap this up by…um…the end of the year, but you know there have been SO many distractions of late! I do so hate watching the fall of Democracy and the end to Justice for All, you know? It is SOOOOO distracting!
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 1
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 2
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 3
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 4
Pinky in Wonderland Episode 5
Heck…you can find the rest of them yourself.
I’ve always hated when movies do this…
Tune in on Wednesday for the next episode! We will evade reality one way or another!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
PS: Don’t forget to check your voter registration and VOTE in November!