Are you really supposed to run that many electronic thingies at once Pinky? Um…you could cause a blackout or something….
Maybe you shouldn’t plug that many things into an extension cord, Pinky.
Don’t touch my stuff!
Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
Oh heck…I don’t know! lets just do something random….maybe Wu related, since Princess Pinky has many of the new featured spots in the coming weeks…
Let’s have some Wu-wu-wu-weally good times for Fabulous Furry Friday!
Who can forget Mr Wu’s first adventure with the Panda Kindergarten?
And what about when he met Bee, the Bear, when he ran away to Join the circus?
And then there was his reaction when he learned about the birth of the Meihems!
(Thanks to one of my FB friends…was it you Debbi Z? who quoted Mr Wu’s line ” Dis. Is. A. Travesty!!!!! last week over on FB….if it wasn’t you, maybe someone will correct me. :o))
And, yes, it IS a Wu-nderful life!
We’re in for it now, Binky! Who could forget The Wizard of Wu?
If you wish you could read the whole of these tales of Wu, hop on over to my book page, where you can order the Book of Wu, with a handy link to Amazon. You know you want to.
Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda
A few weeks ago, there was a power outage in Washington DC (which we like to call “the OTHER Washington” out my way) but has it ever been shown what caused the DC Blackout?
Hmmmm….I wonder….
What are Pinky and her minions getting up to?
Oh my….get ready for more Triple Trouble!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
It was bad enough when Bob used his private email account for his official campaign communications, but I had no idea (I’m shocked, I tell you!) that Princess Pinky was doing the same thing. Who knew that zoo panda communications were considered official documents?
What could Pinky be up to…?
Who would have thought that this would cause more email scandals ….
Fabulous Furry Friday wants to enlighten all those enquiring minds…
The Panda Season of Love is in full swing, but soon we will all be waiting to hear the pitter patter of little paws. Will they or won’t they? The thing with pandas, is, that you never know for sure until a cub drops out onto the floor, and sometimes even then you don’t know whether it will be one or two cubs.
Pretty cool, huh?
Meanwhile, we have no idea if Lun Lun is interested in staging a repeat performance, or if Mei Xiang, mom to Princess Pinky will want to do it all again.
we are still hoping for a panda cub trifecta
And then there was that whole scandal about pandas pretending to be pregnant in order to get “special treatment”…
Prevaricating pandas perceived in pregnancy pastry ploy
It was dark…there were men in masks….AND NOW IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
And then there is that whole business of what sort of cub you are going to end up with. If Mei Xiang had know what her little princess would be like, would she have continued the project?
I can hardly wait to see what Mei Xiang thinks of her daughter’s latest aspirations….
By the way, thanks to all of you who have ordered #WeREndangered coffee mugs from our Pandyland store on Cafe Press! I’ve added two new designs in the #WeREndangered series, one starring Mehitabel (she does have a lot of fans, you know!) and one for Princess Pinky. During the entire month of April (that’s right now) I’ll be donating a percentage of the profits from the sale of these three mugs to Pandas International! Huzzah! Remember, without pandas, there can be no panda satire!
You are really going to be endangered if I don’t get my coffee soon!
I can’t be responsible for the consequences if you don’t vote for Pinky!
Be the bear and have a Fabulous Furry Friday!
Bob T. Panda
All I can say is, Pinky had best adjust her attitude and make peace with the smaller pandas, because the pitter patter of little paws may happen even closer to home, if you get my drift.
Triple Trouble indeed!
Meanwhile, the Panda Season of Love is in full swing, and you know what that means. Even more little pandas on the horizon. Wow.
Huzzah!
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
I think it’s high time that Princess Pinky developed a little bit of responsibility, don’t you? Her mother has a job for her, but perhaps it’s not quite the one she has in mind…
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Oh No! Triple trouble for Pinky!
Well, it’s really poetic justice, isn’t it? Not that I would want to be the one to mention it to her….
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
It has come to my attention, that this week we celebrate Earth Day, a day to thank our lovely planet for being there, and could we please not mess it up any more than we already have, and maybe fix a thing or two while we are at it.
I remember the first Earth Day, because I was in high school at the time (please, do NOT do the math) and what an amazing concept it seemed at the time. Pandas, of course have been all over this from even before Earth Day was a “thing”, trying to find ways to reduce our carbonated footprints.
are you SURE it’s not “carbonated”?
well, what if I….
but…WeREndangered!
And I just wanted to send another big pandy thanks to all of my amazing supporters who have ordered stuff from my Pandyland Store, which is a way you can support Panda Satire, and get some cool stuff for around your house as well! Because, you know…
What could be more endangered than joyriding pandas NOT wearing seat belts?
Thanks for Being the Bear, and have a great weekend,
Bob T Panda!
Things have been rather quiet in San Diego of late, but is that all going to change come July or August? Time will tell, but will the great Wu Self be ready?
What would Wu do?
Some might say that Bai Yun has more than done her part in the great panda proliferation project, but she is such a wonderful panda mom, it would be lovely to see her with one more cub. I’d happily volunteer to babysit if you know, she gets tired.
You’ll hear all about it here, at The Panda Chronicles, as we listen for the pitter patter of little paws.
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
Bob should take some small comfort in knowing that he is not the only political candidate that has had to reveal their personal emails after using their private email account for official emails related to their important government jobs.
But hey! you can get away with a lot when you are a panda, right, Mr. Pookie Bear?
“…and don’t forget the Binky Bars!”