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31 Days of Pandas: Day 24: Pinky in Wonderland Episode 28

NOW it is actual Christmas Eve! I wish you tidings of comfort and joy, NOT treason and greed. I hope you have a little time off to celebrate the season. This is my week to see what’s what in the studio, count frames and painting panels, and start planning my year, both in paintings and in pandas. The world of the self employed artists does not have paid holidays!

You know what I want for Christmas! Hope we will get that soon!

Oh oh! What is happening! The room is spinning and it’s all going dark!

Pandaing through the snow….
Bob T Jingle Bells Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 23/ September Year in Review

Oh my! it is Christmas Eve EVE! time to swill down some egg nog, finish that last minute shopping, and get ready for the final episodes of Pinky in Wonderland! Do we know what is going to happen? Well, SOME of us do!

But you’re just going to have to wait and see, won’t you?

And now, let’s continue with everyone’s favorite game show, Name that Personality Disorder!!!!

Someone forgot to take their meds today, I think.

Lock that cat up, for crying out loud!

You can dress him up, but you can’t take him out! Um…maybe you can’t even dress him up.

Yep, that old Mittens…he’s SUCH a charmer!

This was one of my favorite stories of the year. The lions paved the way for Frank and Mikey, the grizzly bears who…um…allegedly ate a Supreme Court Nominee.

Ooooooo-oooo-oooo-we have food tonight…

Here kitty kitty…nice kitty…

“We just want to talk!”

Did I just spill something on my new outfit?

 

Be a sneaky panda!
Bob T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 22/ August Year in Review

Here we are, reliving the dog days of August. Not that we really have those in the north woods that the pandy kindy and I call home. August is the most perfect month of the year in western WA. The days are still long, warm, and sunny, the nights are cool, but not too cold. This is what the fuss is all about.

And speaking of fuss…

Oh, boys!!!

Zhennie's wild adventure

All’s well that ends well!

And now, for a most appropriate game show, what with all that is happening in the OTHER Washington!

Just how crazy do we think it’s going to get?

Next to Mittens, we all look pretty normal, don’t we?

Panda like it’s 1999!
Bob T Panda

31 days of Pandas: Day 21: Year in Review/ July

Oh my, where has the year gone? Here we are, up to July already, and more than 2/3 of the way through 31 Days of Pandas!

Let’s get right to it! Time, Pandas, and Indictments wait for no man/woman/panda

This month, we learned what Bebe Maurice wanted to be!

Of COURSE he would be an artist!

We are pandas of mystery!

What grace! What form! Bebe Maurice is a painter to be reckoned with!

Of course, Bebe Maurice’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmaman was none other than Mei Mei, who became known as Minette, or the mysterious Madame ‘P’

Portait of the mysterious “Madame ‘P’ “

In July, we also started the story of Zhen Zhen’s walk on the wild side!

Zhen Zhen

Adventures in Pandyland!

Panding On
Bob T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 20/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 27

Well, I just don’t know how much more of this Pinky is going to put up with! Whatever shall she do? I guess we’ll just have to watch and find out, won’t we?

It’s time for the next episode of Pinky in Wonderland!

Mebbee just a liddle bite of da magical mushroom….

Panda-ing On!
Bob T #pandaing Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 19/ Pinky in Wonderland Episode 26

Oh my! We are already halfway through 31 Days of Pandas! (in other venues, they may be holding 31 Days of Indictments, but I don’t really know what the exact numbers are.) All I know is, I have been keeping up with the extra ‘toons each week (did you notice?) I’m happy to say that I have the last few ‘toons for this year done and ready to scan.

I want to thank all of you who show up each week to read these ‘toons, comment, and especially those who are able to drop a little in the collection plate every now and then. I appreciate that more than I can say. But whether you have the means to assist me in my panda satire or not, you are all welcome here in Pandyland.

But I’m not the only one around here who craves attention!

The whole truth and nothing but, so help me, Pinky!

Panda on!
Bob T not-that-Bob Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 18/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 25

Ruh Roh.

Is Pinky going on trial? And who is that judge? I thought he was eaten by BEARS!!!!!

HERE COMES DA JUDGE!

PANDA ON
BOB T Who-will-get-indicted-today PANDA

31 Days of Pandas: Day 17/Pinky in Wonderland Episode 24

Will we manage to finish Pinky’s adventures before the end of the year? Things are really coming to a head now, what with all the members of Mittens’ family about to be indicted…oh…wait…that is a different adventure. My bad!

Let’s tune in to the story that has much more credibility than anything Mittens might say!

Is that turtle Too Much McConnell? Who needs a mallet to the butt more than he does?

Panda On
Bob Not-Individual-1 T Panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 16/ June Year in Review

Just think, in only six months, we will be heading for the longest day of the year, instead of the longest night. Will Mittens still be living in the White House with his crime syndicate family? Will Pinky stage a hostile takeover? Will Bubba figure out how to lock his door so that Pinky won’t barge in? Stay tuned!

We can’t tell you what will happen next year, but we can tell you what happened last year!

reality

Do we HAVE to go?

Things are about as real as they can get.

Move over Ping! I’m coming in too!

news

Pinky: i keep telling ebbryone you should have voted for me!

Pinky: “if i want you to have an opinion, i’ll give it to you!”

I can’t believe I started Pinky in Wonderland way back in June!

wonderland

Curiouser and curiouser…

wonderland

Pinky: mommee is making jokes again!

Was that Mr. Bun????

Sometimes being spontunerous can get you in over your head, Pinky!

Don’t forget to tune in Monday for Episode 24 of Pinky in Wonderland. If you have just arrived here, go back to this post and this post to get all caught up with our story!

Panda On!
Bob T panda

31 Days of Pandas: Day 15/ Beware The Ides of Pandas

There’s a fun game going around on Twidder this evening, that we are calling I’d LOVE to be White House Chief of Staff but… To play, you come up with a reason you can’t be WH CoS. Extra points for extreme trivialness and frivolity.

Let’s play, shall we?

I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to arrange my garbage alphabetically.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I need to turn my toothbrushes counterclockwise every 15 minutes.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I seem to have eaten something that doesn’t agree with me.
I’d love to be White House Chief of Staff, but I have to rearrange my sock drawer.

Add your reason for not not being able to be WH Chief of Staff to the comments!

And now, for the Year in Review; May Edition!

You knew this story would end like this.

Well, she DID bring it back, and really, it should have been hers anyway.

This was one of my favorite little series of the year, and yes, I have really done this, although maybe not the part about the World Cookie Balancing Competition circuit…

Did I mention I broke the world record in cookie balancing?

There are rules here!

The roar of the crowd, the smell of a freshly baked cookie…

And how are Yip and Jip adjusting to Calgary?

pandas

“i din’t know we has to use forks!”

“I’ll have one of these, and one of these, and one of these, and one of…”

The Mommee Security Agency is always watching

What a happy day, when Six and Sebben got their new Panda Scout uniforms!

Cuteness abounds!

Panda on!
Bob I’m-too-busy-to-be-the-White-House-Cheif-of-Staff T Panda