Oh, this is getting so ‘citing!
And don’t forget…this is fiction.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
If you haven’t guessed already, we are calling Mr. Wu’s new adventure, The Wizard of Wu! I can’t tell you exactly how it is all going to come out (I am after all a “pantser”*) but I can tell you that Mr Wu makes it home safely in the end, and learns a valuable lesson. I promised Doxiemom that there would be no flying monkeys, but I’m afraid the pandy kindy has stepped in to fill that role.
And remember, it’s all make believe.
Tune in again next Wednesday to see the next exciting episode of The Wizard of Wu! (and of course, don’t forget Fabulous Furry Friday and Multiple choice Monday!)
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
*Pantser: A writer that does not outline a story, but flies by the seat of their pants! (I have no idea where that expression comes from. Anyone know?
I think we can now put to rest that very unflattering portrait painted of Tian Tian (Huh? who me?) in the New Yorker last week. Tests have shown that he’s the father of the newest, tiniest panda in the US. Almost everyone is hip-hip-hoorah-ing about our precious panda princess!
Almost.
Progress on Book 3 continues! Stay tuned, panda fans! And on Mr. Wu Wednesday, his new adventure really gets off the ground. Really.
Till next time, Be The Bear!
Bob T. Panda
It’s been a hard couple of months for the Wu-self…what with getting dragged home from the circus covered in cake, right in front of his new true love, Bee, the Bear. And then, spending his birthday in detention, and to make matters worse, there are now THREE new baby pandas on Wu’s home turf, not to mention a cubby explosion heard ’round the world.
Sigh….so what’s a little panda to do, except start thinking of where he could go, where he would always be the center of attention….
Stay tuned for the start of Mr Wu’s next adventure!
Be the Bear!
Oh my…we have made Mr. Wu’s mother cry, and we are very sorry about that. (Perhaps not as sorry as we will be if she gets her paws on us, but never mind about that now!) Today she springs into action and brings in help from a very um… reputable source:
Can Inspector Panda solve the case? Will Yun Zi eat his brother’s dessert while Mr. Wu is “away?” Will Mr. Wu wow the crowds as the Flying Wuzini at Le Cirque du Pandet? Tune in next week to read the next exciting installment of Bears Under the Big Top!
Till then, Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Editors note: I realize I may seem to be capricious and uncareful with the cute wu self…sending him off with the panda kindergarten in the middle of the night. Perhaps an all-Wu-all-the-time cartoon line up on Mondays and Wednesdays will keep you all from tar-and-feathering me. Maybe?
Come back on Wednesday and see what happens next…
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Editors Note: I seem to have unleashed a firestorm of discontent over my story line to let Mr. Wu run away to join the circus in the company of the panda kindergarten. What was I thinking? Well, I was thinking that as Mr. Wu has been growing up and getting more adventurous, that it was the natural next step in a young panda’s life. What little panda wouldn’t be tempted by the bright lights and the roar of the crowd? Who amongst us hasn’t wanted to run off and join the circus at some point in our young life?
Fear not! Mr. Wu will come home safely from his adventure, but not just yet. I can promise you that. In the meantime, Le Cirque du Pandet is waiting…..
Stay tuned for Mr. Wu’s most exciting adventure, as pandas everywhere say, hey! I want to join the circus too!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. panda
….for the EXCITING conclusion of A Bear in the Air, Mr Wu’s big adventure, (of course there will be an epilogue on Wednesday, but at least now you know all the gory details!)!!!!
OK! Here it is!!!!
The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire would like to thank the Sooperpanna for agreeing to appear in this saga of adventure, impending disaster, and panda kindergarten perfidy. We would also like to point out that no pandas were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon. Stay tuned for Wednesday’s epilogue, as well as a guest appearance by the panda kindergarten on Rumpydog’s blog later this week. On Friday we will post links to the entire saga, so that you can read the whole series in order, in case you missed any of them.
till then,
Be the Bear!
….for the EXCITING conclusion of A Bear in the Air, Mr Wu’s big adventure, (of course there will be an epilogue on Wednesday, but at least now you know all the gory details!)!!!!
OK! Here it is!!!!
The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire would like to thank the Sooperpanna for agreeing to appear in this saga of adventure, impending disaster, and panda kindergarten perfidy. We would also like to point out that no pandas were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon. Stay tuned for Wednesday’s epilogue, as well as a guest appearance by the panda kindergarten on Rumpydog’s blog later this week. On Friday we will post links to the entire saga, so that you can read the whole series in order, in case you missed any of them.
till then,
Be the Bear!
Oh my, Mr Wu is in quite the pickle, is he not? A “generous” gift from the panda kindergarten, a young panda’s thirst for adventure: These things can go terribly wrong, don’t you think? But why are we standing around talking about this? Lets see how Mr Wu’s adventure, A Bear in the Air, is progressing!

Mr Wu’s cousin, da Sooperpanna, appears courtesy of Bruce Sebring, creator of the Sooperpanna Chronicles
Tune in Next week for the exciting conclusion!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS: hey…who is that little panda down in the corner…I thought that….