…Don’t you just love fun loving lions? I know I do!
Our story continues…
Here kitty kitty…nice kitty…
Be the bear!
Bob T Panda
In the Jungle, the Quiet Jungle…
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What is Friday if it’s not Fabulously Furry?
Indeed! We need Fabulous! We need Furry! we need a distraction from the Bread and Circus extravaganza taking place in the other Washington! Reading my ‘toons of the last few years as I look for pertinently prognosticating and prescient ‘toons to share with you, I am amazed anew about how what seemed absurd 2 + years ago (Pinky declaring war on Canada) is hardly funny now that it is not our of the realm of possibility, under the tiny paws of Mittens.
What is this country coming to? What can save us? How did we get here?
Panda satire, that’s the answer to everything!
Pinky never misses a trick!
That Pinky is too clever for her own good!
What’s that blinking red light over there?
“I thought I had until November.” -Bob T Panda
Hey! That’s not fair!!!!
Bubba: but why should I be in trubble?
I’ll talk! I’ll talk!
be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Mittens Diplomacy
Remember when Mittens went to the G7 meeting and wowed all our nation’s allies with his wisdom and willingness to work together for the good of democracy?
Yeah…me neither.
And then when he went on to England and charmed the Queen with his impeccable manners and deep knowledge of Royal Protocol?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yep, that old Mittens…he’s SUCH a charmer!
PANDA ON!
Bob T Panda
The only thing that would make Friday more Fabulous…
…would be the impeachment of Mittens. Sigh… That is too much to hope for this early in the game, but that train is coming round the bend and it’s picking up steam!
Meanwhile, I hear panda videos are very relaxing….
Pinky is just so sensitive….
Oh, Mr. Bun! Where have you been?
Did Unka Justin write this letter?
What happens at the debate, states at the debate…
Uh oh. Is Bubba about to rat someone out?
Remember when we still had hope all would turn out well?
Whoever could it be, to see Pinky in her lair?
Oh Bubba! What were you thinking?
Just what kind of deal is Pinky making?
Biggest scandal since Watergate? Hold my beer….
Um…I had some fluff in my eyes….
Do you suppose the Zoo will hold another referendum on PHEXIT?
Oh those red pandas! They are such characters!
Just when Mei thought everything would calm down….
Panda on! It’s Fabulous Furry Friday!
Bob T Panda
Are You Talking to Me?
Why, yes, I am! While we continue to marvel at the level of dysfunction that is emanating from You Know Who and out of our nation’s capitol, isn’t it reassuring to know that panda satire is alive and well?
Before we get to today’s celebration of cats behaving badly (as opposed to bears behaving badly) let’s get some shameless promotion out of the way. As of now, all the Panda Chronicles books are now available as ebooks. While personally, I am more of a print book person myself, ebooks are a way you can ALWAYS have Pinky, Bubba, and the rest of the gang (don’t forget WU!) with you all the time, wherever you go.
As an added bonus, if you’ve already gotten the books from Amazon, you can get the ebooks for only $1.99 each! (this only applies to Amazon sales. If you bought it directly from me, this does not apply.) A sweet deal, to say the least! Through the end of the year, all the ebooks (if you haven’t bought the print books already) are $3.99, so if you’ve been holding off getting the print editions because acorns are scarce on the ground or your book cases are full (we know how that goes) here’s an opportunity to have some panda fun and support panda satire! I’ll be raising the prices a bit in January, just so you know!
You can visit my Book Table page for the direct links to the ebooks! Thanks for supporting Panda Satire!
And now, on with today’s feature presentation!
Lock that cat up, for crying out loud!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
Just how disordered is YOU KNOW WHO’s personality?
Pretty disordered, as far as I can see, if the tweets coming during and after John McCain’s funeral are any indication. How many ways can we say, “This is NOT about you”? Of course President Obama’s eulogy was brilliant, and for a moment I did not hate George W; I thought he gave a wonderful eulogy. Although there were definitely some very pointed comparisons to the current administration, most of the rebukes came in the form of recounting McCain’s good qualities and dedication to service, justice and the Constitution.
If you can’t stand to be compared, maybe YOU need to do better, Donnie.
So let’s get on with the show!
Someone forgot to take their meds today, I think.
Once again, Pinky guesses right on the nose!
Panda ON
Bob T Panda
I BET I HAVE MORE PERSONALITY DISORDERS THAN YOU
Ahem….didn’t mean to go all SHOUTYCAPS on you, but these are disquieting times, are they not? So, while we catch up in Pandyland Studios on all sorts of things, let’s have another episode of Name That Personality Disorder, the *new* game show that everyone (okay, well, me, anyway) is talking about!
And we know who is the most disordered personality ever, don’t we? DON’T WE???????????
Ahem…
Next to Mittens, we all look pretty normal, don’t we?
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
For those of you who have access to the top secret page, there is a new update!
It is the birthday season of Bebe Maurice!
We are taking a short break from Pinky in Wonderland (don’t worry! She will be back) to share some ‘toons about OTHER pandas (Pinky: what? there are OTHER pandas? dis can’t be right! plus dere is dat “share” word again! dis will not stand!!!!!!) It is time to celebrate the first birthday of France’s first baby panda, Bebe Maurice! people are saying, “Bebe Maurice needs an outfit! He needs a raison detre’! Or a raisin cookie! Whatebber!”
Here he is, in a three part special presentation!
Of COURSE he would be an artist! But what are the secrets of his maman?
Happy Bearday, Bebe Maurice!
A note about buying my books on Amazon: I was reading a post on the Digital Reader, one of my favorite website/blogs for what’s what in the publishing and tech industries, and Nate wrote an article about used books that are sold by third party sellers via the Amazon website. For those who are looking for a bargain, buying used books is a great way to add to your TBR pile without breaking the bank. The interesting thing was that some used books were selling for HUGE prices, way beyond the cover price of the book!
So, of course I had to go look…
I don’t make any money when a third party seller sells my book as used. If it is a lesser price, and you trust the seller (Like a friends of the library sale) I say go for it. But I’ve seen used books for sale (mine, I’m talking about) for higher than the cover price of a new book. This is nuts, in my opinion. There was one listed at over $500 (seriously nuts!) If you want to pay that much for one of my books, contact me and I will sell you an extremely overpriced book! (Just kidding. I think)
If you want to support me, buy a new book directly Amazon, so I get paid. I wish they were in independent bookstores so you could support them, but they are not. It would cost me more in time and money to get them there, as an independent publisher, than I would make from them. Hopefully, this will change when my graphic novel and picture books get picked up and published. Pseudo thumbs crossed!
If you want to buy a set of my 8 books, signed, directly from me, we can do that too. And you can always support my work via my Pandreon page! Pandas are standing by!
And in case you didn’t know, it is time for the Tour de France! Just in time for Bebe Maurice’s Bearday! Huzzah!
Didn’t we tell you not to do this?
Viva le Panda!
Bob T Panda!
Fabulous Furry Friday…um I mean FriBEI!!!!
We are headed in to the high season of the panda birthday season, and it is never too early to start celebrating the July 29th birthday of the one, the only, the most adorable panda EBBER, the real Wu Self! He was my first baby panda, and so he’ll always be most special to me. Pinky may rant and rage about this, but what can I say? My heart will always belong to Wu!
Let’s get started! WuWuWuWu WU-HOOOOOOO!
“Howdy do! I’m Mr. Wu! Who are you?”
“Wu calls his dance, ‘Ode to a Weaf’ “
Thank you all for coming! Buy my book here!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BooBeer!
“You are right and Wu is wrong…I’ll never do it again, mommy.”
You can read all about ALL of Mr. Wu’s adventures in his very own (almost Pinky free) book, The Panda Chronicles Book 4: The Book of Wu, available at a computer terminal near you!
And be sure to check out my new Pandreon Page, for those of you who would like to do more to support panda satire! It comes with a super secret page just for panda satire supporters!
Keep supporting panda satire, calling your Congressional representatives, and fighting fascism and injustice! It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
BE THE BEAR!
Bob T -not-an-enemy-of-the-people- Panda
Fabulous Furry FriBei the 13th
From now on, Fabulous Furry Friday will be known as Fabulous Furry FriBei, in honor of our favorite DC Panda boy, Bei Bei, known to his Panda Chronicle Fans as Bubba!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, an alert Twidder friend posted this news about three suspected rhino poachers being…wait for it…eaten by lions! The original story I saw was by The New York Post, which is sometimes…um… of questionable veracity, but when I searched for the story this morning, I found citations by the NY Times and the BBC, among others, so, I’m going with it! Of course, that brings to mind this group of ‘toons chronicling another instance of animals taking matter into their own paws.
Karma is such a bitch!
What goes around, comes around.
You just can’t trust crocodiles.
Don’t be endangered, be dangerous
And our favorite…Whatever Happened to KittySue?
Want to know how KittySue “disappeared? Buy my book The Pinky Defense and find out! Buy the rest of them while your at it! Paper doesn’t grow on trees, you know! 😀
We are heading in to American Panda birthday season! Stay tuned to celebrate all our junior pandas!
While we are on the topic of making the world safer for animals, we also must bid a not so fond farewell to Scott Pruitt, former “head” of the EPA (Eradication of Population Agency) as his petty (and not so petty) alleged thievery got to be too embarrassing for #45 in the run up to the 2018 elections. Never fear, because you know who wants to nominate an actual coal industry lobbyist to the post. It’s not like we thought things were going to get better, right?
#PandasResist
Bob T Panda