…The IMPEACHMENT METER!!!!!!!! Insanity! Crimes against humanity! Letting foreign powers write your policies and pick your cabinet! Inciting violence! Grifting! Lying!
Made by the same highly scientific company as the Cute-o-Meter!
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO CAKE…. Do I eat more vegetables and cut out the cheeseburgers or do I admit we are all going to die…pass the CAKE!!!!
Be the (sob) Bear
Bob T Panda
Just when you think that things can’t get any worse, they do. Who could ever have thought that there were lower bottoms yet to reach, and yet here we are. How long will it be before there is not a single person left who has not been personally touched by gun violence?
We are not fooled by the treacly insincerity of 45’s crocodile tears, as he reads someone else’s statement about his outrage against hate and racism. I fear that we will never regain our standing in the world, that the damage to the environment will never be healed, that we will never be able to trust our own ears and eyes, that what we think is true, is actually what is happening.
I’m trying to panda on, but honestly, it’s getting kind of tough….so…
Frank and Mikey are just right!
Bears will be bears!
Bob T Panda
Shark week, minion week…it’s all the same at The Panda Chronicles! After our brief interruption in service earlier this week, which resulted in no one being able to see the site, we were saved by our new web host and guru over at The Digital Reader. For someone like me, who has a tiny bit of tech knowledge, riddled with vast chasms of ineptitude, someone who actually knows what they’re doing and responds quickly to problems is a good thing indeed!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Triple Trouble indeed!
What are Pinky and her minions getting up to?
Maybe you shouldn’t plug that many things into an extension cord, Pinky.
did someone turn out the lights?
And Zoonooz is on the job!
Cause and effects are very complicated concepts for baby pandas, don’t you think?
Mei Xiang and the Zoo Director have gotten their panties in a knot, it seems.
Proof positive of Pinky’s persuasive popularity!
Minion security: you can’t be too careful.
Thanks a lot, Leslie. I think you gave Pinky this idea.
It’s Shark Week at the panda kindergarten! Roar!!!!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda Videos are very relaxing Panda
The fogs of August are almost upon us, and while Congress goes on a six week vacation, (seriously?) the rest of us wish that we could do the same. But there is no escaping the relentless wave that is going to come upon us, and of course, by that, I mean…
I don’t think this crew of minions is going to be quite as devoted as her last ones.
Wasn’t it nice of Six and Sebben to come up with this brilliant cubpaign slogan? Those who signed on to Mr. Wu’s Kickstarter campaign will be getting one of these, but I’m guessing there will be a few extra. Stay tuned to learn how you can get one for your very own!
What could possibly go wrong?!?!?!?
Panda On
Bob T Panda
Pinky has new minions, but can she get them to stop fighting with one another and concentrate on the serious business of getting Pinky elected president next year? It’s gonna be a long cubpaign!
Pinky and her new minions get down to serious business
Meanwhile the ordering process for the pins is now complete, and I’m hoping they will be in my hot liddle paws by the end of August. I’m making my lists and checking them twice…no make that 3 times. Stay tuned for more news of Pandas coming your way!
Panda On
Bob T Panda
Happy Birthday to Wu!
Happy BIRTHday, Mr. Wu-Self,
Happy Birthday to Wu!
Tomorrow is the birthday of the Wu self, and I would be remiss if I did not focus on him today!
“Howdy do! I’m Mr. Wu! Who are you?”
And I bet you are happy to see that Little Mr. Wu is safe and sound!
“Wu calls his dance, ‘Ode to a Weaf’ “
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BooBeer!
Mister Wu and his new friends.
“You are right and Wu is wrong…I’ll never do it again, mommy.”
Whatever could be in the box the panda kindergarten is delivering to Mr. Wu?
Will the panda kindergarten get it put together before Bai Yun gets home?
“Up in the Air, Junior Pandas…”
You can find ALL the Wu stories in Book 4 of the Panda Chronicles: The Book of Wu!
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
Um…NAHHHH! Let’s have one more!
“Zee world is waiting for moi!”
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
I…um…might have made this mistake when I first moved to (the other) Washington.
So much FLANNEL!!!!
Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow when Robert Mueller testifies before Congress! I bet it will be interesting!
Panda on!
Bob T Panda
…One Giant Panda for Bearkind!!! Yes, it’s the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. I even remember where I was! I was at music camp at West Virginia University, in Morgantown WV, where I had the dubious honor of being last chair, third clarinet, 3 years running! Who needs to practice when you’re last chair? Bonus!
To the moon, Alice!
What’s that stuff getting all over my paws? Oh…it’s frosting!
THIS is your brain on pandas. Any questions?
#6 is getting ready to make his move!
Huzzah!….ooops.
we are still hoping for a panda cub trifecta
will the pitter patter of little paws soon follow?
To go, where no bear has gone before…
Bob T Panda
Thanks to all who supported the Mr. Wu Pin project! Production is underway, and hopefully we will have them in out paws by the end of August! Stay tuned if you missed our Kickstarter, but still want some goodies! Once we have them in paw, (and we’ve sent them out to our Kickstarter supporters) we’ll let you know how you can get them too!
Well, and the ordering too. Thanks so much to everyone who supported my latest project, and thanks to all of you who read my ‘toons every week. It’s always a delicate balance in asking people to support what I do when I take to the crowd-funding arena. You should know, that if you are reading my work, you are helping to support my work, even if you’re not in a place where you can support it financially.
The first time I created a Kickstarter project, I was so nervous that no one would think giving me money to go to Italy was a good idea But people did, and I learned much about how to ask for, and how to accept your help with grace and gratitude. I know that not everyone is in a position to buy things that don’t have a purpose, other than to remember fun, and to bring a smile to your face when you look at it.
I hope reading these ‘toons bring you joy and resolve, see what humor exists even in trying times, and helps you get through these “interesting” times we find ourselves in. Plus, making fun of mean people is kind of…um…enjoyable.
Om, Om on the range….
Be da Bear
Bob T Panda