The Impeachment proceedings are heating up! I overheard this “actual discussion” on Twitter*
GOP: You have to hold a vote on impeachment or it’s not real!
DEMS: No we don’t. It says in the Constitution that if we say it’s an Impeachment investigation, that’s what it is.
GOP: We will hold our breath and scream and kick our feet until you do!
DEMS: Go Ahead.
Some time passes, with many revelatory closed door hearings…
DEMS: Now that we’ve had out investigation, we’re going to hold a vote, so we can agree on rules and procedure for the public hearings and reports.
GOP: See? we knew you had to hold a vote!
DEMS: It’s for the next phase of the inquiry and hearings. It has nothing to do with whether there the previous hearings were a legitimate impeachment inquiry.
GOP: FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! WITCH HUNT! LALALALA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU.
DEMS: sigh..first witness…
But what does Nixon’s ghost have to say about all this?
This one doesn’t have anything to do with Nixon, but it kind of sums up politics today, amIright?
Get your popcorn and your programs! Can’t tell the un-indicted co-conspirators without a program!
Bob T Panda
More from Nixon’s ghost, coming next week!