Category Archives: Festival of Fat Bears

Ice Cream Goes with Wedding Cake if You’re a Bear!

There has been a lot of bear defamation in the NooZ lately. Is this sort of: A BEAR WALKS INTO AN ICE CREAM SHOP…or A BEAR EATS A WEDDING CAKE…the kinds of jokes we tell about bears? I mean Fat Bear Week IS a thing, but for the most part, they are eating fish (…yes we KNOW you don’t like fish, Mikey) not ice cream or wedding cake.

Here with the real Bear Nooz…

Many people have pointed out the various inconsistencies in the alleged photo of a bear supposedly eating a wedding cake, but if the bear was Mikey, well, I think you might have to re-examine the evidence…

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite Fat Bears!

Be The Bear!
Bob T I’m just “fluffy” Panda

It’s Fat Bear Fest Week!

So, obviously I am “with” the bears” in the best sense of the words, that is, watching them chow down on donuts, ice cream and wedding cake, and looking through the archives to find some suitable Encore presentations for you while I finish today’s the next ‘toon.

I hope you enjoyed this encore presentation of ‘toons celebrating Fat Bear week!

Be the Bear!
Bob T we prefer to call it well insulated Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night, Step Into the …OOOPS

Seriously, would you expect anything less from Frank and Mikey? (Ping can’t do everything!)

Hey! Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What a good time to get Mr. Wu Pirate Merch!

Be the Bear
Bob T just not like Frank or Mikey Panda

Disaster Was Narrowly Averted…

But we will not forget that the GQP was ready, willing and able to shut down the government, throw the economy into a tail spin as 100s of 1000s of people were put out of work, imperil national security and the TWO worst things of all: Shut down the zoo during the last month of panda proximity AND disable the Fat Bear Contest!!!!

THE TOURNAMENT OF BEARS MUST BE SAVED!!!!

Let’s face facts. In a few months the only panda cams we’ll have access to are the ones from China. We will not have pandas we can visit unless we can go to China or Europe, neither of which is an option for most of us. So, we must have other bears!

As an international celebrity, you should not be surprised that Otis (aka bear #480) had some thoughts about the possibility of the Fat Bear Festival being canceled.

There does seem to be a tradition here of bears addressing the halls of government! (Pinky: I was da first! don’t forget dat!)

Be the BEAR!!!
Bob T don’t make bears mad! Panda