It has been brought to my attention, that a certain bow-tied wearing Foxy “News” personality has been talking smack about PANDAS!!!!! As you can imagine, we are working on our very considered response to this outrage. Stay tuned!!!! Dis. Will. Not. STAND!!!!!
Meanwhile, our story continues!
There’s always time for another cupcake!!!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
And thanks for alerting me to the Foxy “News” libelous broadcast, Gordon!
Oh me, oh my! Bubba has broken the chains of his good bear persona, (or is that bearsona?) and headed north to say goodbye to his true love, before she moves all the way across the country! Can you blame him? Surely Mommee Mei will take his broken heart into consideration, as our story continues.
But let’s see what happens next!
Mommee pandas have laser vision. Don’t even think you can hide, Bubba.
But at least there will be cuppycakes!!!!
Stay tuned for more from our story on Wednesday. But also know, that we have been taking copious notes from the revelations of graft and corruption in the Drawers of the Cabinet of Doom. Not to name names, but in this un-protectiveenvironment, I think you know of whom we speak. It has given Pinky ideas. Too many ideas!
So sad for Toronto, but happy happy for those of us living west of the Rockies! Er Shun, Da Mao, and Yip and Jip are coming our way! (I’m already formulating plans to go see them! The Canadian pandas are on the move!!! But what about Bubba? And what about their panda world honor of being the Torch Bears?
What about THAT???????
It’s a good thing that Pinky taught Bubba how to use Skype!
And what about Unka Justin? Will he be able to find them?
Now that the Canadian Twinkies are home at last we can all breathe a deep sigh of relief! It would not be prudent to annoy the Prime Minister of Canada by keeping his favorite panda friends here in the US. We are relieved that an international incident has been avoided for the time being.
But can we put this regrettable incident behind us?
I think not.
There may be political concussions!
Life continues to get more and more absurd in the political trenches. It is hard to know whether to be completely horrified, or excited at the wealth of material for satire. A bit of both, I think. Meanwhile, one of Bob’s former political opponents rears his fuzzy head this week. International incidents are nothing compared to this.