Due to tomorrow’s top secret meetings and negotiations, Fabulous Furry Friday has been moved to Thursday this week. Huzzah! Here’s something to amuse you and get you through the weekend:
One panda’s disaster is another panda’s delight!
The story continues!
And stay on the edge of your seat, because The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel…of…pandas! is scheduled for release on April 1, 2013. Huzzah!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Saint Pandy’s Day may be over for another year, and we ate way too many green frosted cuppycakes (what WAS in those things, anyway?) but another holiday celebrating sugar filled snacks is on it’s way soon. Get ready for a visit from…
The Easter Panda!
What’s Black and White and carries cuppycakes in a basket?
And speaking of sugary treats, book 2 of The Panda Chronicles : Wheel…of…Pandas! is getting ready to be unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Stay tuned for a special discount for newsletter subscribers!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
I don’t know about you, but the thing I like best about late February and early March is that it’s Girl Scout Cookie time. Huzzah!. The bad thing is that I seem to have developed a sensitivity to chocolate, and so cannot consume vast quantities of Thin Mint cookies, as I once could. Hmm…maybe that’s a good thing. I only got two merit badges (as opposed to “merit badgers”) when I was a scout, and I think one had to do with baking. Huzzah! So, I thought that a little organized scouting might be good for the panda kindergarten. Build “character” and all that. What the hey.
On my honor, I will try…to eat as many cookies as I possibly can….
Pass the minty cookies, please.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS: You will notice that I’ve put the countdown to launch week for The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel…of….PANDAS up in the countdown spot! Stay tuned, because there will be special treats (not cookies…I ate all of them already) for launch week! huzzah!
Well, I heard a Facebook rumor in the halls of panda fans, that is too delicious and ripe with possibilities that I cannot afford to disbelieve it. This rumor, of course, is that an Asian concern has bought a failing Las Vegas Resort, and plans to remodel it and include a multi million dollar PANDA HABITAT. Could this be true? I am all aquiver with the satirical possibilities that pandas in Vegas affords.
Of course, you remember this cartoon from sometime last year:
What happens in Vegas…..
Ah… the possibilities!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, I heard a Facebook rumor in the halls of panda fans, that is too delicious and ripe with possibilities that I cannot afford to disbelieve it. This rumor, of course, is that an Asian concern has bought a failing Las Vegas Resort, and plans to remodel it and include a multi million dollar PANDA HABITAT. Could this be true? I am all aquiver with the satirical possibilities that pandas in Vegas affords.
Of course, you remember this cartoon from sometime last year:
What happens in Vegas…..
Ah… the possibilities!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)
Mister Wu and his new friends.
Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
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It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)
Mister Wu and his new friends.
Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
And if you haven’t already signed up for our monthly (more or less, depending if anything is happening) newsletter, you can do so by clicking on the link above or here. Get news of new releases before anyone else, as well as special offers only available to newsletter subscribers!
…appearing on a talk show and airing your dirty linens in public! Um…that was it, wasn’t it?
“Why didn’t we stay home?”
* The little “incident thingie” was revealed to us by an enthusiastic panda-attendant at the Edinburgh Zoo last year. She related the “getting acquainted” foible that occurred when Sunshine and Sweetie got to meet at the “Howdy Gate” shortly after their arrival in Scotland. Rumor has it that Sunshine got so excited at meeting his new lady love, that he did a pandy-handstand right then and there, and…um…peed in Sweetie’s face. Needless to say, this is not the way to impress girls. (Do NOT try this at home.)
I did not make that up.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
and BTW I am getting closer to finishing Volume 2 of the Panda Chronicles. Here’s a sneak peek at the cover. Whaddya think?
Wheel…of …PANDAS! coming soon!
The Panda Season of….Love! Yes, it’s that time of year again, when a young pandas thoughts turn to cuppycakes…oh wait…that’s the other 363 days a year! Now it’s time for that exciting lead up to the 24-48 hours a year, when girl pandas can actually get pregnant! But did you know that pandas are prone to pseudopregnancies, where you don’t even know for sure that they are with cub, until one drops out onto the floor one night? Boy does THAT make for a tense atmosphere around the den for oh, 4 to 8 months after the …um…well, you know. And let’s face it…it’s hard to see a four ounce weight gain on a panda.
Here are some of my favorite encore presentations on the subject! enjoy!
I am only making some of this up. copyright 2012 -A. Belov
A panda by any other name, would smell…well, they would just smell…
I hope people haven’t had enough of silly love songs!
Have a great weekend!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
As you can imagine, Babette de Panda was quite disappointed that she was not nominated for an Oscar this year (we hesitate to point out that she did not appear in a new film this year, as she tends to be…um…well, you know). She did attend the awards ceremony as a presenter, and we were lucky to obtain this footage, from sources that must remain, for obvious reasons, anonymous.
What will Christopher Robin say about this?
Hope you are having a happy Monday! Don’t forget to tune in onWednesday when we present the next installment of “A Pirate’s Life for Mister Wu”
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda