Mr. Wu’s pirate adventure has come to an end, but don’t be sad. The panda kindergarten is already plotting his next adventure, if only they can evade the long paw of the law (aka Bai Yun) who is not, to say the least, very happy with them.
“You are right and Wu is wrong…I’ll never do it again, mommy.”
But you just can’t keep a good small bear down for long, right?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. panda
I don’t know about you, but the thing I like best about late February and early March is that it’s Girl Scout Cookie time. Huzzah!. The bad thing is that I seem to have developed a sensitivity to chocolate, and so cannot consume vast quantities of Thin Mint cookies, as I once could. Hmm…maybe that’s a good thing. I only got two merit badges (as opposed to “merit badgers”) when I was a scout, and I think one had to do with baking. Huzzah! So, I thought that a little organized scouting might be good for the panda kindergarten. Build “character” and all that. What the hey.
On my honor, I will try…to eat as many cookies as I possibly can….
Pass the minty cookies, please.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS: You will notice that I’ve put the countdown to launch week for The Panda Chronicles Book 2: Wheel…of….PANDAS up in the countdown spot! Stay tuned, because there will be special treats (not cookies…I ate all of them already) for launch week! huzzah!
Well, I heard a Facebook rumor in the halls of panda fans, that is too delicious and ripe with possibilities that I cannot afford to disbelieve it. This rumor, of course, is that an Asian concern has bought a failing Las Vegas Resort, and plans to remodel it and include a multi million dollar PANDA HABITAT. Could this be true? I am all aquiver with the satirical possibilities that pandas in Vegas affords.
Of course, you remember this cartoon from sometime last year:
What happens in Vegas…..
Ah… the possibilities!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, I heard a Facebook rumor in the halls of panda fans, that is too delicious and ripe with possibilities that I cannot afford to disbelieve it. This rumor, of course, is that an Asian concern has bought a failing Las Vegas Resort, and plans to remodel it and include a multi million dollar PANDA HABITAT. Could this be true? I am all aquiver with the satirical possibilities that pandas in Vegas affords.
Of course, you remember this cartoon from sometime last year:
What happens in Vegas…..
Ah… the possibilities!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)
Mister Wu and his new friends.
Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
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It has been an exciting, not to mention hair-…er..fur-raising adventure for Mr. Wu and his mama! Here is the next installment in our saga. (I told you I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to Mister Wu.)
Mister Wu and his new friends.
Stay tuned next week for the final episode of our adventure with Wu Da Piwate. Where will Wu go next?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
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…appearing on a talk show and airing your dirty linens in public! Um…that was it, wasn’t it?
“Why didn’t we stay home?”
* The little “incident thingie” was revealed to us by an enthusiastic panda-attendant at the Edinburgh Zoo last year. She related the “getting acquainted” foible that occurred when Sunshine and Sweetie got to meet at the “Howdy Gate” shortly after their arrival in Scotland. Rumor has it that Sunshine got so excited at meeting his new lady love, that he did a pandy-handstand right then and there, and…um…peed in Sweetie’s face. Needless to say, this is not the way to impress girls. (Do NOT try this at home.)
I did not make that up.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
and BTW I am getting closer to finishing Volume 2 of the Panda Chronicles. Here’s a sneak peek at the cover. Whaddya think?
Wheel…of …PANDAS! coming soon!
The Panda Season of….Love! Yes, it’s that time of year again, when a young pandas thoughts turn to cuppycakes…oh wait…that’s the other 363 days a year! Now it’s time for that exciting lead up to the 24-48 hours a year, when girl pandas can actually get pregnant! But did you know that pandas are prone to pseudopregnancies, where you don’t even know for sure that they are with cub, until one drops out onto the floor one night? Boy does THAT make for a tense atmosphere around the den for oh, 4 to 8 months after the …um…well, you know. And let’s face it…it’s hard to see a four ounce weight gain on a panda.
Here are some of my favorite encore presentations on the subject! enjoy!
I am only making some of this up. copyright 2012 -A. Belov
A panda by any other name, would smell…well, they would just smell…
I hope people haven’t had enough of silly love songs!
Have a great weekend!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
As you can imagine, Babette de Panda was quite disappointed that she was not nominated for an Oscar this year (we hesitate to point out that she did not appear in a new film this year, as she tends to be…um…well, you know). She did attend the awards ceremony as a presenter, and we were lucky to obtain this footage, from sources that must remain, for obvious reasons, anonymous.
What will Christopher Robin say about this?
Hope you are having a happy Monday! Don’t forget to tune in onWednesday when we present the next installment of “A Pirate’s Life for Mister Wu”
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
We’re not sure how it happened, but already it is almost the end of the second month of the year! Time flies when you are lounging around sipping bambootinis!
We are joking about the lounging around part! Between monitoring the escapades of young Mr. Wu and getting book 2 of the Panda Chronicles ready for printing, we’ve hardly had a minute to ourselves!
Here is a classic episode of the Panda Chronicles to send you off for your weekend relaxation. Share and enjoy!
Love the hobby horse on a spring (inspired by a REAL photo of a REAL panda on one.)