The Roll of Honor would not be complete without mentioning my dear friend and Mother of Babette de Panda, Victory S. of Greenbank WA. Victory has distinguished herself by fully embracing her inner panda, celebrating the cult of cuppycakes, and bringing into her life The Incomparable Babette, who has, through the force of her own dynamic panda-nality become a character in The Panda Chronicles. Congratulations, Victory for joining the Panda Chronicles Roll of Honor!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
The Roll of Honor would not be complete without mentioning my dear friend and Mother of Babette de Panda, Victory S. of Greenbank WA. Victory has distinguished herself by fully embracing her inner panda, celebrating the cult of cuppycakes, and bringing into her life The Incomparable Babette, who has, through the force of her own dynamic panda-nality become a character in The Panda Chronicles. Congratulations, Victory for joining the Panda Chronicles Roll of Honor!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, we’re not entirely sure, but we think the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire has officially launched our new Panda Commerce Division: PANDYLAND on Cafe Press. You can follow the link in the sidebar under the heading Panda Commerce Division. ( http://www.cafepress.com/pandyland) I am still working out some of the bugs as I am not the most techno sort of panda and I will be adding more designs and cartoons of Bob and his friends to the page. I hope you will feel inclined to invite some pandas to come and live with you! Black and white goes with everything, don’t you think? We really thought it was time that the pandas got off their furry little butts and helped buy all the ink and paper that we use here to make cartoons. The fast food thing was really not working out.
Let me know what you think, and if there is something you would like to be on a t-shirt or anything else, really!
Be the (well dressed) Bear!
Bob T. Panda
You can believe us when we say that some things are just too absurd to make up, and this is one of them! It’s almost as good as a Tea Party press conference! We now join Bob T Panda and Mehitabel in their ZooNooZ interview with Mei Lan, at the Panda Channel Studios (in an undisclosed location!) This will definitely go down in Panda History.
We’d like to report, in other exciting panda news (is there any other kind?) that the Australian pandas are “dating” Stay tuned for further updates.
Be the Bear! (of one gender or another!)
Bob T. Panda
What was I thinking? no Roll of Honor could be complete without listing my very first readers and supporters in my quest for Panda Satire World Domination. Of course I am talking about Catherine and Jason DeWitt of DeWitt Custom Framing in beautiful and bucolic Freeland Washington!! I probably used up several reams of paper and fax film sending them my first cartoons, until they got rid of their fax machine. ( Hmmmmmm. do you suppose all those cartoons had anything to do with that decision?) Well anyway, thanks for helping start me on the road to panda satire!
Well knock me down and put feathers up my nose, I couldn’t have been more surprised at the news coming from the Panda Ranch and Day Spa in Chengdu. Yup, Mei Lan, Atlanta’s Beauty turns out to be a boy! I suppose Lun Lun knew, but for some reason she didn’t say anything. Panda watchers are all scratching their heads in wonder and embarrassment, no doubt.
Here’s the first of 2 cartoons on the subject, so hot off the press our pen is still smoking!
Stay tuned for the 2nd installment (Yes there really is one, it’s just not done yet)!
Till then, here is a little seasonal cheer from the Institute of Contemporary Panda Satire!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Here at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, we are pleased to announce that we are taking the leap to bring about panda proliferation! Invite Bob T. Panda and friends into your home! Introducing the ShowUsTheMoney division of P.A.N.D,A. International and Way Better Than Working Cartoons:
I’ll let you know when things are up and running.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
OK, because I just think they are so much more funny when seen all together, here are all three episodes of Wheel…of…Pandas! Yes it’s true, a new episode was completed today! Pretty neat, huh?
Episode 1
And yes, the new episode presented, of course by the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, in all it’s glory,episode 3:
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Yes it’s time for another episode of All My Pandas Time of Our General Pandamonium, brought to you by our sponsors at Pandyland Productions, a division of the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire. (whew!) Let’s see what is about to happen at the Hospital for Indigent Pandas, founded by the lovely and philanthropic, Babette dePanda.
Will Doctor Bob T. Panda ever notice the lovely and lonely Babette? With whom was the good doctor drinking bamboo-tinis? Where did Nurse Babette get her lovely uniform? Will Mehitabel survive her attack of “A-Pandacitus”? Tune in next time to All My Pandas yada-yada-yada.
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda
Yes it’s time for another episode of All My Pandas Time of Our General Pandamonium, brought to you by our sponsors at Pandyland Productions, a division of the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire. (whew!) Let’s see what is about to happen at the Hospital for Indigent Pandas, founded by the lovely and philanthropic, Babette dePanda.
Will Doctor Bob T. Panda ever notice the lovely and lonely Babette? With whom was the good doctor drinking bamboo-tinis? Where did Nurse Babette get her lovely uniform? Will Mehitabel survive her attack of “A-Pandacitus”? Tune in next time to All My Pandas yada-yada-yada.
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda