It is most unfair of the Republicans to offer arguments so absurd, that it becomes hard to make fun of them.
This makes perfect sense to me!
Try to panda on!
Bob T Panda
Before we start on our last installment of the Year in Review, I want to express my thanks to all who made the Tiny Panda Kickstarter project such a success! I am already hard at work making little needle felted pandas. Once all the Kickstarter paperwork is done, and the boxes and other panda shipping materials have arrived, I will start sending each group out as they are completed over the next 4-6 months. Part of me wishes I could have a class photo of all the completed pandas together, but in addition to the packing and shipping chaos that would cause, with the national stress level predicted to skyrocket in the next, oh, say 11 months, y’all are going to need to have these pandas as much as I need to make them.
Well, the trial of the Century has started. It has the predictable lines drawn: long, careful, evidence packed testimony by the Democratic House Managers, and loud lies and obfuscations by the tRUmp lawyers. The defense straddles between “He didn’t do it,” and “it’s not a crime if he did,” not to mention, “you don’t have enough evidence” (because “we blocked you from getting it.”)
Sigh…
It’s been a long time coming. Hope he’ll be a looooong time gone!
All together now!
If Pinky wins the 2020 election, can we have panda-gate?
“crime” is not a verb
Oh no! There are no pandas in this cartoon!
Our favorite grizzlies are doing “The Bus”!
Obeying Pinky is not in the Consditooshun!
Not even Pinky is above the law. And if SHE isn’t, then Mittens sure as heck isn’t either!
A bear can dream, am I right?
So, That’s our year in review! We hope you enjoyed this look back over the last 12 months and really (really) hope we survive the next 12!
Panda On!
Bob T Panda
AS if Minch McTurtle trying to derail democracy isn’t bad enough, (more from Minch soon!) Mr. Bun is MISSING!!!
You are gonna be in soooo much trouble, Boo Boo!
Be da Bear
Bob T last-chance-for-tiny-pandas Panda
I’m sure everyone one has a favorite movie, that they have found relevant quotes for many situations in life. I have several, including Casablanca and The Wizard of Oz, but the one that has the most useful quotes in MANY situations for me, is The Big Liebowski. I didn’t see this movie when it originally came out, but since discovering it, I watch it regularly (It’s one of a handful of movies I own discs of) and Mr. Badger and I quote it almost constantly.
Last week when Rachel Maddow was interviewing Live Parnas, I kept yelling at my iPand, “New s**t has come to light!!!!!” And wouldn’t ya know, when I was listening to The Daily Beans today, they played the audio clip from the movie of Jeff Bridges (aka the Dude) saying that very line! So there! It IS the perfect line for these perilous times!
Settle your fur down, Bob!
Panda on
Bob T Three-more-days-to-get-a-tiny-panda Panda
Geez…new s**t has come to light!!! Can you believe all the information that is hitting the ether? Thank goodness I have so many little pandas to felt! (you are not too late! Check it out HERE!)
Sorry I’m “late”
Reality is scary!!!
Panda on
Bob T Panda
New designs coming to Redbubble:
Beeeeeeeee!
Pinky!
Today is the day! At approximately 10 AM today I’ll be launching the felty panda (Hold me closer tiny Panda) over on Kickstarter today! While you’re waiting, should I remind you why we all need emotional support pandas?
I can totally see you know who doing this.
See ya soon!
Or should I say” wake me when all this is over?”
Be da Bear!
Bob T Panda
Oh my! A new Year is upon us. I think I saw somewhere that this year is the Chinese Year of the Rat. I need to double check this, because there could be a lot of rats deserting the sinking ship of the You Know Who (p)residency!
But meanwhile, let’s join Bob and Mehitabel as we welcome in the new year!
Pinky really needs to quit doing that.
Buckle up, buttercup!
Bob T Panda
Today is the day! Day 18 of 31 days of Pandas celebrates…
A bear can dream, am I right?
We wish it was Impeachment and Removal Day, but let’s see where this goes. Maybe (hahahahaha) a few members of the GOP in the Senate will grow a spine. I know, I know…
Panda on!
Bob T we shall overcome Panda
Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of Mei Xiang’s Nightmare Before Christmas!
Ah! it is Impeachment Eve! I’m going to be heading out to our local demonstration. I don’t think it will be as big as the one the day after the “inauguration” of our national nightmare. Still, it will feel good to join with other people who are frustrated with the path HWMNBN has been leading this country. In the words of The Dude, and of Mr. Wu…
Pinky does not travel light!
It’s been a long time coming….
Be da bear!
Bob T Panda
The impeachment inquiry labors on, with dedicated career civil servants and military veterans making the hard choice to speak out about corrupt doings coming from the Grifter in Chief, and the R’s try to throw as much shade, mud, and dancing elephants at them, since they have nothing more than “if the president does it, it’s not corrupt” as a defense.
Meanwhile, real life Bei Bei has begun his long journey to his ancestral homeland, and we are all sad! It is injury on top of the insult of this “administration.”
Pinky can’t be indicted!
Panda on!
Bob T Panda!
Don’t forget to check out Tuesday’s post to find out how you can get your own hand felted panda, AND help save Democracy! Check it out HERE!