Just when you thought it was safe to get back on the highway…

Squee.

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to use the “storyline” that came out of the realms of “Political Intrigue: New Jersey edition”…you know what I’m talking about. And who would be a better mastermind, than our nation’s first panda princess…but don’t tell!  There’s sure to be a cover-up.

George Washington Bridge lane closure satire.

Princess Pinky Bao Bao…what have you done now?

And while we’re talking politics, if you haven’t heard, a panda is running for mayor of Washington DC, you can read about his campaign on Twitter!  Is that cool or what? He has our support, for sure! Check him out on twitter at @PandaforMayorDC  Or, is it little Princess Bao Bao who has her eye on the prize? (Rumor has it, she’s getting ready to throw her tiara into the ring!)

Thanks again to all my Kickstarter supporters. My project was wildly successful, news will be breaking soon, so stay tuned.  (Better than wind breaking, I guess.)

Be the Bear!
BobT. panda

20 thoughts on “Just when you thought it was safe to get back on the highway…

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      ha ha! I wonder what panda could be qualified to lead this delicate investigation…could we be awaiting the return of…..??????

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  1. Anna

    She’s right… she didn’t use her wand!

    Where were her skills when I was stuck in horrible traffic heading into DC to see her on her last FONZ preview day?!

    Oh wait, I was IN her little traffic jam! Hope she realizes it’s REALLY hard for her adoring fans to see her when she has traffic backed up! She needed to have an “emergency lane” set up for her fans to get to the zoo easily! It would have helped a lot!

    That’s OK, Princess Pinky… the next day I was in THE first group for your big debut and you looked right at me!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      PP: oh! i din’t tink of dat. pinky is sorry. maybe i will poof all da cars dat are NOT coming to see my adorable pinky-ness. yes, i looke right at you, and din’t you smile and promise to bring me cuppycakes, and maybe take me to da movies? i would like to see kung pao panda, or whatebber it is called.

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      1. Anna

        I tried to get you to the movies, but your mother was quite clear when she looked at me and snapped a big piece of bamboo. The movie will need to wait a bit :-/ You mom said the only “Kung Fu Panda” you should see is your cousin, Po. I guess you have some explaining to do to her about making things go poof.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          PP: tank you for trying. mommee can be kinda tuff. um…do i really has to ‘splain to cuzzin po ’bout da >poofing< ting? i din't mean to >poof< him. maybe he will like being a girl. he always was too pretty to be a boy. next time you come to see me, we sneak out when mommee is not looking or snapping large pieces of bamboo wif her very sharp teef.

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          1. Anna

            Funny- I always thought the same about Po!

            When I sneak you out, you cannot leave a trail of cuppycake crumbs like your cousins! Auntie Lun Lun is NO fun when she’s mad. She thought it seemed a bit TOO quiet!

          2. Panda in Chief Post author

            Princess Pinky: ‘kay. i be berry careful not to spill crumbs. yeah aunt lunnie is scary when mad and so is mommee.

  2. djcollett

    Bob T., you are truly THE BEAR. Wish I could have supported Kickstarter project more, but it’s all good I hope. I’m still excited to be a (however small but proud) part of it all. Huzzah right back!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      You know there are NO small contributions on Kickstarter. Every last one of you is important. I am thrilled to have you as a part of Pandamorphosis, and you can say Huzzah as proudly as anyone. Huzzah! (I am the queen of the $1 Kickstarter pledge, I’ll have you know!) Thank you again!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky is hoping to become the leader of the Panda Kindergarten! (don’t tell mommee, ‘kay?)

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      And there is sure to be some sort of cover up. Uh oh, Pinky…you got some ‘splaining to do!

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