The Very Bob! Bob Paper Doll, That Is!

Another addition to your paper doll collection!  Coming soon! The Panda Kindergarten!  Huzzah!  Print, cut out and glue to carboard backing and you are ready to populate your house with pandas ( OK, yes, Mehitabel, and cats)  If you are new to The Panda Chronicles, Babette’s paper doll appears on December 2, 2011.  Bob is carrying his favorite food, a cuppycake.

Be the Bear,

Bob T. Panda

Why Should Babette Have All The Fun?

Mehitabel, Cat

Everyone (well, several people at any rate) had so much fun with their Babette de Panda paper dolls, that I thought I should continue with the other characters from Your Brain on Pandas.  Lest we not forget that originally, this cartoon was  The Cat’s Pajamas and starred Mehitabel and the late, unlamented MeeMeej, before those *###$^&%!!! pandas took over.  So for the next paper doll for you to cut out and take with you in your travels, we proudly present: Mehitabel!  I should note that we are not currently running a contest for the best photos, but we always are eager to see what our creations are up to when they get off on their own with their new friends!  Babette had so much fun on her travels, making friends all over the world, and we had almost as much fun seeing her photos!   I should also note, that although Babette seems to be the only panda who dresses up regularly, you should feel free to make clothes for the other characters or even color them in.  (In real life, Mehitabel is a calico!  I’m just too lazy to color her in after all the cross-hatching I do to draw the dark parts on a panda.)

Cats Rule!

Mehitabel (taking over, temporarily,  from Bob T. Panda while he has a little chat with the panda kindergarten!)

There is no amount of procrastination that can’t wait until tomorrow…..

Recently TWO generous (and, may I say astute?) readers of The Panda Chronicles have bestowed the Versatile Blogger Award on me, and I have been MOST negligent in fulfilling all the requirements of the office.  I really have no excuse, other than that I have been busy drawing new panda cartoons, and the panda kindergarten hid my laptop.  I think they have been watching panda videos on YouTube and then used the power cord to tie Bob up in the basement.

According to the rules of the Versatile Blogger Award, I must:

  1.  Thank the award-giver and link back to them in your post.
  2.  Share 7 things about yourself.
  3.  Pass this award along to seven others.
  4.  Contact your chosen bloggers to let them know about the award.

Right now I have two different people to thank and do all the other stuff, so I am going to multitask and combine these two award.  What are you going to do? take it back?  First I need to thank hungry4momos at http://stowawaytrain.com/2011/12/28/the-versatile-blogger-award-merry-christmas-to-me/ because, well, she nominated me first.  And then, before I even finished all this WORK I now had to do, Then The Rubbe at http://therubbe.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/were-famous/ went and gave it to me AGAIN.

Ok, so…thanks.  Don’t do it again. (Just kidding…It’s kind of like being prom queen, except I don’t have to wear a dress.)  ( Now could someone give me “The Humorous Blogger Award?”)

My favorite part is coming up with 7 things that people might not know about me, so here goes:

1.  I like to watch movies where lots of things blow up, usually after a very destructive car chase.

2.  Mehitabel is a real, actual cat.  She REALLY doesn’t like pandas.

3.  The panda kindergarten is the expression of my deepest, inner self.

4.  I have actually seen “the Nixon Pandas”  (look it up).

5.  In addition to cuppycakes, I am particularly fond of those little pink and white frosted animal crackers.

6. I do “voice overs” when watching panda videos, where I do dramatic presentations of what I think the pandas are saying.

7.  I am not really a panda.

In the interest of further procrastination, I will nominate my versatile bloggees um…later.  OK?

Well, you read this far, you should get a cartoon, so here it is!

Well, it is an election year!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Fez Book Drive-By Has Consequences

warning

I just had to warn you in advance, in case you wanted to prescreen this cartoon.  (now you really want to read it, don’t you?)

panda kindergarten naughtyness Is there no end to the panda kindergartens misdeeds? We hope not.  Or else what would we write about?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Fez Book Drive-By Has Consequences

warning

I just had to warn you in advance, in case you wanted to prescreen this cartoon.  (now you really want to read it, don’t you?)

panda kindergarten naughtyness Is there no end to the panda kindergartens misdeeds? We hope not.  Or else what would we write about?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Really, I am going to get the panda kindergarten to behave better…well maybe tomorrow

this old den 2nd episode

I don’t know what to tell you.  The panda kindergarten swore to me that if I let them be in another cartoon, they would behave better.  What can I say?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Really, I am going to get the panda kindergarten to behave better…well maybe tomorrow

this old den 2nd episode

I don’t know what to tell you.  The panda kindergarten swore to me that if I let them be in another cartoon, they would behave better.  What can I say?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.

A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.