My favorite F.T.P. (friend to pandas) Henry Nicholls, of The Way of the Panda fame, writes that there are 3 classes of folks in regard to pandas. First are pandaphiles, those who love pandas; next are pandaphobics, who are obviously quite insane, cause who doesn’t love pandas; and next are the pandapathetics, of whom we dare not speak. We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire maintain that there are 3 more groups, in regard to pandas. The first is pandapologists, those who make excuses for pandas; next are the pandaholics, who can usually be found watching endless panda videos on youtube, (my personal favorite is baby pandas playing on a slide). Pandaholics can often become pandalusional, from watching too many videos of adorable pandas, and believe that they have a “special understanding of pandas”
I’m just sayin’.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
