Since no one has caught us yet, we will continue to publish personal emails that we have …um… hacked into through the Panda Network. (you didn’t know there was a Panda Network, did you.) Here are the next group of emails that we have managed to transcribe:
email@example.com to firstname.lastname@example.org: Aw mom, the other pandas talk with an accent and I can’t understand them half the time. Last night they short-sheeted my bed and hid my toothbrush. So, in answer to your question, I have most definitely NOT made friends.
email@example.com to firstname.lastname@example.org Hey I just talked to Elvis and he said not to worry, there’s going to be a whole lot-a shakin’ goin’ on and we will both have our little cubbies. And just ignore Lun Lun when she asks if you started packing yet.
Firstpanda@nationalzoo.bear to email@example.com : That was a really sweet offer, Gao Gao, but I think Bai Yun would rip my ears off if I even looked at you sideways. Not to mention Tian’s feelings would be really hurt.