Keep your Indictment Advent calendar handy!
Be the Bear
Bob T hurry hurry hurry Panda
Don’t forget to check out the re-run of Beary Poppins over at my Substack NoozLetter!
I swear I may have to make some resolutions about getting my ‘toons done a little more in advance instead of…um…2 hours after I usually try to post.
Crocodiles may not be drawn to scale.
Be the Bear!
Bob T You can find me over at Heffalump Panda
Have you seen the annual replay of It’s a WUnderful Life over at Substack? Well what are ya waiting for?
While the Zoo Director sorts out Pinky’s “modifications” to yard three, we have a very important story to cover at ZooNooZ.
One might have to ask oneself, is replacing feral swine with crocodiles an improvement?
Be the Bear
Bob T is that a log, or…Panda
One minute He who must not be Offended is firing all the people who actually know how to do anything, and the next minute he is trying to hire them back because he doesn’t know how to the run the joint. Hard to decide whether to stay or go. So many people and pandas that it’s my only avenue of contact, weighed against knowing how abusive he is being to the people who work there.
I’m sure Pinky would never behave like that.
Have YOU been bearified?
Be the Bear!
Bob T tweet ya later Panda
Will Twidder survive? Will it burn to the ground? Nobody knows!
Because of course Pinky never misses an opportunity to cubpaign! After all, 2024 is just around the corner!
Be the Bear!
Bob T did you have to remind me Panda
Don’t forget to check out my weekly rant over at Substack!
Will we change Mittens to a jellyfish? Hmmm…I think he needs to be something more dangerous. Maybe he will just be represented by a flaming dumpster. What do you think? After all, Gary Trudeau never actually drew W in his ‘toons…
Be the Bear
Bob T is mulling things over Panda
Did you remember to head over to Substack for the last installments of The Wizard of Wu and the complete A Halloween Carol! What are you waiting for?
Fat Bear Week is so inspiring! Pass the cuppycakes. Hey, to each their own!
Be the Bear!
Bob T bear positive Panda
Once again, I must point out that we, the crack reporting team at ZooNooZ, had uncovered this story BEFORE the recent revelations of voter fraud broke out regarding that little trollop Holly stuffing the ballot box as if it were a garter belt at a backwoods bear stripper bar.
How many scandals can one bear?
Be the Bear
Bob T is scandal free Panda
Don’t forget to check out my Substack Noozletter. It’s the only place to read The Wizard of Wu this year! Part 2 is now available for your panda-ing pleasure!
This ‘toon practically wrote itself, with the help of one of my #WriterTwitter acquaintances!
I mean…do they understand science at all?
Be the Bear
Bob T I’ll huff and I’ll puff Panda
Don’t forget to check out this week’s Substack NoozLetter with the middle part of the Annual Encore Presentation of The Wizard of Wu!
We appear to have reached the part of our ongoing Former Guy programming when everyone should have their hair on fire, if they don’t already. The whole “are they classified documents or are they not?” thing has led my hair to spontaneous combustion.
Even Pinky could not have done something so inept and evil.
Be the Bear
Bob T I did not take any classified documents Panda