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Another post, but I warn you, it’s not funny…

.. but I probably won’t be able to resist putting in a panda or two.

I woke up this morning, turned on my computer (even though I PROMISED I wouldn’t do that till after I’d done some work first), checked here and saw that more people than I could even imagine visited the Panda Chronicles in just one day.  Maybe it was some kind of computer malfunction, I thought.

Then, after I got done congratulating myself, I logged on to Fezbook and saw the news about the latest shooting in Aurora, Colorado.  What is going on here? How many times does this have to happen before more restrictive gun laws are put in place?

OK, OK, do I really have any business talking about gun laws on a cartoon panda blog?

It’s really not that simple.  I do think that weapons are too, too present in this country, particularly automatic-and semi-automatic weapons.  Do we really need to be armed to the teeth?  But even more than that, I start to wonder, have we fostered such an atmosphere of hate and disrespect that people growing up in our world think that if they have an impulse to go shoot a bunch of total strangers in a crowded movie theater, that they should give in to it?  If all you hear when you are growing up is nasty rhetoric on television by pundits and politicians at what point do you start thinking that it’s okay to hate everyone or maybe just people who are different than you?

As difficult as my 20’s and 30’s were, as a young artist trying to make her way in the world, financially, it had far less peril than a 24 year-old of today.  I got through 5 years of undergraduate studies, and 2 years of grad school, with less than $10,000 debt TOTAL for 7 years of schooling.  I could live on $500 a month, pay my rent and have time to paint, as well as a social life, and still pay back my loans.  The financial pressures on graduating students today are enormous.  If you top that off with the stress of not being able to find good paying work, a violent culture, and hatred and disrespect being spewed over the airwaves, is it any wonder that some people go off the rails, and try to take others with them?

I’ll be the first to admit that I do not dwell in the trenches.  In many ways I have retreated from the hub-bub of the current culture to frolic with the (cartoon) pandas.  I pose the question: If, instead of listening to certain television news shows, with their misinformation and meanness that they spew out night after night, what if we spent that same amount of time watching panda videos of adorable little pandas, following their keeper up a slide, eating bamboo and cuppycakes, or riding a rocking horsey? Would that feeling of peace and “awwww” affect the way we felt about our fellow humans?  I think we should try it.

We have everything to gain.

Be the (peaceful) Bear (well, except for the panda kindergarten and they are not armed)

Bob T. Panda

This is one of those posts…..

…where I congratulate myself for how many people came and visited The Panda Chronicles yesterday.  614 of you thought we were worth visiting.  Either that, or something went wrong with 614 different computers and you were inexplicably sent to this site.  Well, however you got here, I hope you’ll keep coming back and invite your friends to come too.  After all, everyone loves pandas.

bob for pres

Vote the Panda Party!

 

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

It’s Monday! Time to embrace your inner panda!

It’s Monday morning, and I want to welcome all the new pandateers who have visited the Panda Chronicles for the first time.  One of our most important concepts here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, is that of Embracing Your Inner Panda.

I also have to give myself a big dope-slap for missing the opportunity to add a relevant and irreverent caption to Saturday’s cartoon.  As it was Bastille Day, the caption to this cartoon SHOULD have read: “Let them eat cake.”  (go back and look if you missed it)

And now, on to today’s cartoons!

But wait, there’s more!

 

 Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

 

Celebrate Panda Awareness Week!!! Huzzah!

We were so happy when we heard about Panda Awareness Week on Facebook the other day, that we could hardly contain ourselves!  So, we had to postpone the continuation of the saga of the panda kindergarten in Italy for  just a few more days…(and then there is the upcoming Panda Olympics and what ever happened to those torch bears after they sold their torch?)

And then, coincidentally, I heard a story about the annual Running of the Bulls, in Pamplona, Spain, and I thought, wouldn’t THAT be the perfect event to hold during panda awareness week?  Not the running of the bulls, of course, but the running of the BEARS!!!!!!

What makes a panda run? Cuppycakes, of course!!!!

 

Be the bear!

Celebrate Panda Awareness Week by telling 3 of your friends about the Panda Chronicles!

Bob T. Panda

Huzzah, huzzah, episode 2 of the Panda Kindergarten goes to Italy!

Here are the next two panels of the Italian panda saga.  Sorry to be so slow, but there is a little bit of other work that I must do.  Sigh…a pandas work is never done.  A thanks in advance to Bob’s fezbook friends with excellent suggestions for panda kindergarten mayhem and mischief.  Huzzah!

be the bear!

Bob T. Panda

Huzzah, huzzah, episode 2 of the Panda Kindergarten goes to Italy!

Here are the next two panels of the Italian panda saga.  Sorry to be so slow, but there is a little bit of other work that I must do.  Sigh…a pandas work is never done.  A thanks in advance to Bob’s fezbook friends with excellent suggestions for panda kindergarten mayhem and mischief.  Huzzah!

be the bear!

Bob T. Panda

Huzzah! The Panda Kindergarten’s Adventures in Italy starts RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Yes, I’ve got the pens refilled and fired up, ready to start on the chronicles of the panda kindergarten‘s trip to Italy.  I can tell you right now, that over 1000 years of civilization is no match for the panda kindergarten.  Rather than make you wait till the series is completely done, I will post the panels as I do them, which has it’s up and downsides.  (waiting versus cliffhangers, don’t cha know) So, hold on to your cannolis and get ready to follow the pandy kindy to sunny olde Italy!

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of the Italian Adventure, starring the panda kindergarten!

be the bear!!!!!

Bob T. Panda

We’re back, and hope that all charges against the panda kindergarten will be dropped in due course…

warning It has come to my attention via a faithful reader, that there was a shooting  tragedy in a Seattle coffee shop in the past week or so.  She suggested that I pull this cartoon and at first I agreed, but then I had another thought (which is probably NOT a good thing, as I am sleep deprived and extremely jet lagged, having just returned from foreign lands.)

Throughout cartooning history, cartoonists have walked a very fine line between commenting through satire and just being in extremely bad taste.  It’s what we do to make sense of the world around us and sometimes the “funny” is overpowered by well, powerful sentiments. (As evidenced by death threats against cartoonists.)  This cartoon was originally drawn in protest of open gun carrying policies and through the absurdity of an over caffeinated cat with a gun, show that maybe, just maybe, carrying weapons in public is just a bad idea. So, I’m going to let this cartoon stand, with deepest apologies to anyone who has ever had to deal with the aftermath of violence.  Big pandy hug.

 

Just a quick note to let you all know that I and the panda kindergarten have returned from our “cultural enrichment excursion” to Italy and Holland.  All rumors of Interpol involvement and international crimes against property and good taste have been vastly exaggerated.  In any case, the panda kindergarten would like to apologize (yes they WOULD…NO BACK TALK) for any unintended “mishaps” that may have occurred as a result of “cultural misunderstandings.”

Until we have time to start drawing the saga of the pandas in Italy, here is a classic offering from the Panda Chronicles to keep you amused.

What could be more Italian than espresso?

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Maurice Sendak passes away, pandas everywhere mourn…..

I have to admit, I had thought that Maurice Sendak was gone years ago.  Maybe because his books were among my favorites as a young cubbie.  His quirky and dark sense of humor continues to be an inspiration to me with my own work.  Imagine my surprise to find that he was still alive, at least until this past Tuesday.  I have to admit, that the idea of honoring him with a wild rumpus was not my original idea.  On Tuesday night there was a meeting of the SCBWI (Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators) in Seattle.  So, thanks for the idea.  I do believe I was the first to have the panda kindergarten rumpus in his honor.

Nobody can rumpus like the panda kindergarten!

 

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda