Category Archives: Binky Li and Qing Bao

What is Mittens Trying to Distract us from Now?

There is so much clownf**kery going on right now, it’s hard to know exactly what Mittens is trying to distract us from. Is he using the ICE invasions and murders in Minneapolis to distract us from making a fool of himself and the USA on the world stage in Davos, or is trying to acquire Greenland by means foul or fouler meant to distract us from whatever incriminating evidence might be in the Epstein files?

It’s all too much of a muchness.

Meanwhile is Bearanice’s sojourn to see Josie — who just happens to live in the nation’s Capitol — an innocent visit from a childhood chum, or is it something much more sinister?

Could Bearanice really be an agent provocateur?

Be the mysterious bear
Bob T I have no idea what’s going on Panda

Do We Really Need To Endure Three More Years?

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I really don’t know how much more of this we can take.

It’s gonna take a lot of cocoa, little marshymallows and whippy cream to get through this.

Be the Bear
Bob T close to the end of my rope Panda

It’s Always Hard to go Back to Work After a Shutdown

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The PandAir Traffic Controllers are getting back to work, and as usual, there is the possibility that things will not go as previously scheduled! But here we are, with a backstage behind the scenes look into The Panda House, as only The Panda Chronicles can show you!

I’m sure Binky Li is just as excited to get back to work as we are to see him! And I haven’t forgotten that Mikey went off to New Jersey to assume his duties as governor…he WAS elected, wasn’t he? Stay ‘tooned!

Be the Bear
Bob T is wishing for a little normality Panda

While the Bears Drive, The Pandas Watch the Homefront (aka the Panda House)

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Some people (those people with no magic in their souls) might wonder how Pinky, as the parent of Binky Li, appears to be the same age as her snookums, as do her brothers, and to them I say, beats me! I just work here!

Meanwhile, it’s a little late in the day, so I’ll just leave you here!

Be the Bear
Bob T better late than never Panda

Just a reminder there are fun things to get over at Redbubble (with pandas on them!) and they seem to be having a sale right now!

Iced!: Episode 7…Our story continues

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PPJ has entered the story…what could possibly go wrong?

We can be sure that PPJ has some clever ideas on combatting the forces of evil, and the ICE Maiden. At least, I think we can be sure. The next episode is still revealing itself to me.

Till next time…
Be the Bear
Bob T is that a chill in the air? a disturbance in the Force? Panda

Iced: Episode 6; Our Story Continues…

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…and a petite panda princess enters the chat. (you knew she had to be coming, right?)

I mean…who wouldn’t get distracted by whippy cream, right?

It gets crazier and meaner by the day in the real world. I hope you are all doing okay.

Be the Bear
Bob T not sure how much of this I can take Panda

Oh my! The Egos are Fighting!

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Do you think it will distract them for trying to hunt down Ping to deport him? Hmmmm…probably not.

I’m sure in the long run, nothing good will come of this rift between Mittens and E-Loon, but it has provided some entertainment value, am I right?

Meanwhile, our story continues!

For those who have joined us since my trip to China in 2017 (was it REALLY that long ago???) Ping Ping was a real panda that I met in china. Such a sweet bear! I decided that Bob T would bring him home, and he joined the pandas in The Panda House and became a beloved member of the panda family.

Who knew that you had to get permission to take a panda out of China?

KEEP PANDA-ING ON
Bob T I’m not sure how much more I can take Panda

Iced: A National Tragedy

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Out in the real world (I’m really starting to dislike that place very much) ICE and DHS are ramping up the awfulness. Grabbing a high school student off the streets in Texas; invading a restaurant in PanDiego and handcuffing the entire staff, then fending off the concerned community with tear gas and flash bangs; swarming a construction site and arresting anyone who looked like a migrant; and causing a Southwest flight to land, then coming on board in full riot gear and searching a passenger, then taking them off in handcuffs.

And this is just the nooz of one day.

Is it any wonder that the real world has come to The Panda Chronicles? I don’t like to upset the pandas or you, friends to bears. But we cannot look away. Whether we feel physically able to be on the front lines is something only we can decide. But we should not look away, and we should let our legislators know how we feel about this.

Our story continues…

Be the Bear!
Bob T we will resist Panda

Iced: A Story Ripped From the Nooz

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I know that many of you think of the Panda Chronicles as a safe haven. Oh sure, we make fun of Mittens and his evil spawn and minions, but with times being what they are, sometimes the most troubling nooz stories won’t stray from our thoughts.

I know that some of you might have a hard time with this story. I’m not sure where it goes and I will do my best to give it a happy ending, unlike so of many of the stories we are hearing about, not to mention the ones that are not as high profile so as to get a lot of coverage.

The Mittenv2.0 regime claimed (a lie, we know) that he was only going to deport the most hardened criminals. But that is not what is happening. People who are neighbors. People who are co-workers. People who have built lives and families and businesses are among those who are getting swept up in this cruel version of The Hunger Games.

We now present…

This story started forming in my head a few weeks ago, and it wouldn’t go away. We need to not look away from this humanitarian crisis within our own borders.

Be the Bear
Bob T protector of Ping Panda

Where are You Now? How About NOW?

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Every day brings a new atrocity, a new incursion against integrity, against propriety, against the country, against the Constitution. Firing of the Librarian of Congress. Another fighter jet sliding into the sea. Another day of chaos at another airport.

The list goes on and on and on.

Now Elmo’s goon squad sent another email demanding daily accounting of where all the federal employees are working from.

Surely you don’t think the zoo is exempt, do you?

That QB is quite the corker, isn’t she? Queen Bee indeed!

Be the Bear!
Bob T down with flying monkeys Panda