Category Archives: Bears on the Road

The Return Of Frank and Mikey

The bears return to the Panda House, I have returned to my cottage in the 100 acre wood, and returned to the drawing table with a new ‘toon for your enjoyment and a little escapism from reality, which really, really stinks right now.

Yes, Mittens has decided making millions of people suffer and starve is a worthwhile trade off for …what? not having the Epstein files released? Not getting his own way in Congress? Being shown to be a big whiney law breaking baby?

But we are here to bring you all the bears you need to get through the day. By the way, Frank and Mikey are pretty sure that this video is AI and it totally was not one of them.

An interesting thing happened while I was gone (okay, you might not think it was interesting, but I do). Readership appeared to be up while I was gone and not reposting ‘toons, since I always take something of a social media break when I go on the road. A fluke, perhaps? A bunch of Russian bots trying to take over panda satire? Some influential social media personage boosting this website? A couple of bears who think Frank and Mikey are hilarious? Who knows! If you are one of the above and are new to The Panda Chronicles, hop on into the comments and introduce yourself.

And if you haven’t already voted, GET OUT THERE AND VOTE BEFORE YOUR POLLS CLOSE!

BE the Bear,
Bob T home from my travels Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night, Step Into the …OOOPS

Seriously, would you expect anything less from Frank and Mikey? (Ping can’t do everything!)

Hey! Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What a good time to get Mr. Wu Pirate Merch!

Be the Bear
Bob T just not like Frank or Mikey Panda

FAT BEAR WEEK IS COMING!!!

Frank and Mikey are having their moment in the spotlight…okay, well, actually, they are lost in the dark forest as they try to find their way to Fat Bear Fest, but to encourage them to finally find their way to the falls, I thought they might need some new Frank and Mikey merch!

Inspired by that “Winter is Coming” graphic from Game of Bears, I think this would add a little zing to your coffee cup, a tee shirt, or a tote bag! Stickers! Who doesn’t need stuff with bears on it? It’s on other stuff too!

Buy stuff with BEARS!

Be the BEAR!
Bob T I’d rather have cuppycakes Panda

You’re Out of the Woods, You’re Out of the Dark, You’re Out of the Night…OOPS…My Bad…Never Mind

Well, things could be worse, I guess.

We’re not lost, we’re just…um…unlocated.

Be the Bear
Bob T I can’t wait to see what happens next Panda

Frank and Mikey’s Big Adventure Part 5

It seems like we should be way further along than part 5 of this adventure, but maybe that is because every day seems like it is lasting about 2 years. I wish escaping Mitten’s 2nd Reign of Terror was as easy as driving away with a couple of bears, but alas, we are stuck here for the duration or whatever is coming next.

So, without further ado (about nothing) let’s hop in the backseat with Ping as Frank and Mikey continue on their journey to hang out with their friends at the Falls, for the Fat Bear Festival.

Don’t drive like my brother!

Be the Bear
Bob T is lost in the woods Panda

While the Bears Drive, The Pandas Watch the Homefront (aka the Panda House)

Some people (those people with no magic in their souls) might wonder how Pinky, as the parent of Binky Li, appears to be the same age as her snookums, as do her brothers, and to them I say, beats me! I just work here!

Meanwhile, it’s a little late in the day, so I’ll just leave you here!

Be the Bear
Bob T better late than never Panda

Just a reminder there are fun things to get over at Redbubble (with pandas on them!) and they seem to be having a sale right now!

Let’s Get These Bears on the Road!

A busy day here at Panda Satire (Institute of Contemporary Thereof) headquarters, but we pulled this one out of our…well, you know.

Frank, Mikey, and Ping are on the road! Maybe they will be invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding!

Things are getting worse with the “man” who would be King. We will keep poking the bear, as it were!

Panda on, everyone!
Bob T going down swinging Panda

BTW, there have been many reports of bears behaving badly, including a bear that wanted to work in an ice cream shop. Can I say we scooped that bear by about 14 years? Huh? Can we?

Should Pandas pay their own way?

The Panda Chronicles predicts the future!

Bears of the Traveling Kind

Fat Bear Season is upon us, as the Katmai bears scoop up salmon to get ready for another wild Russian Alaskan winter, and more importantly, compete in the annual Fat Bear Contest! Will this be the year Frank or Mikey takes the prize? Is there a residency requirement or can any bear just barge in? I guess we’ll find out!

In the meantime, Frank and Mikey are almost ready to hit the road!

Uh oh, indeed!

Be the Bear!
Bob T pass the potato chips Panda

It’s Time For a Road Trip!

Where to?
Brooks Falls, of course!
I’m sure this has nothing to do with the wrath of Josie because of Frank and Mikey eating the entire linzertorte!

I wonder if Otis will make an appearance.

Be the Bear!
Bob T I prefer pizza Panda