Day 11, 31 Days of Pandas

Having finished up with The Wizard of Wu this week, I thought I would wait until next Monday to start the next Encore Presentation of another Panda-Adventure story. Because it ’tis the season, next week get ready for…

It’s a Wun-derful Life, starring, you guessed, it, Mr Wu!!!!!!

Quiet in cheap seats! I’m allowed to play favorites, and since Pinky just got a whole ‘nother book, almost to herself, I thought the Wu-Self should get a little more air time. Plus Pinky and Bubba will be here with an all new cartoon on Sunday where we reveal Bubba’s official Panda Chronicles outfit! Huzzah!!!!!!

I’d also like to take this opportunity, as it is also Fabulous Furry Friday, to mention that there is no better time than now to give the gift of panda satire! With >6< books plus the all new Panda Chronicles Coloring Book, not to mention Pandamorphosis, to choose from, and lots of goodies available from The Pandyland Store on Cafe Press and suitable for framing illustration reproductions from Pandamorphosis, there is something for everyone on your gift giving list.

Okay, comercial over! Bring on the bears!

excessive photoshopping of celebrities

I’m ready for my close-up…um..I am, aren’t I?

Remember the early days of Pinky and her magical wand? Here’s Pinky’s first news conference!

deleted footage from press conference

Pinky answers difficult questions from the press in her own way.

Princess Pinky helps with new years resolutions

You say you want a resolution, well, you know, it is hard to change a bear….

Sometimes I think that I shouldn’t comment on the serious issues of the day. Then I remember that bringing light and laughter into the world is important. That’s our mission here at The Panda Chronicles. The news has been far too seriously ugly of late. I say embrace your inner panda and let’s be kinder and gentler.  Okay?

annoyed moviegoer allegedly shoots two for texting in movietheater

Don’t try this at home….

Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for some more panda fun from The Panda Chronicles!

Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

 

9 thoughts on “Day 11, 31 Days of Pandas

  1. cordeliasmom2012

    I remember seeing a sign at the National Zoo many years ago indicating that pandas are not as cuddly as they look, so don’t try to pet them (this was back when zoos had cages instead of outside habitats, and you actually could touch some of the animals if you were very, very careful). I don’t remember whether or not there was a moat around that cage back then (hey, it’s been, like, 35 years!). Anyway, I know to never, ever tick off a panda. And now they have magic wands and water pistols – yikes! What is the world coming to?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      It is so hard to resist trying to hug a panda. You can get away with it when they are small, though even then they tend to be kind of bitey. There is a famous incident in china where a man climbed over the fence to hug a panda. He was severely bitten and scratched for his trouble. He was quoted as saying, “but he was so cute! I just wanted to hug him.”
      Word to the wise, do not hug the pandas!

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Well, she does weigh about 150 pounds now, so hug at your own risk. Or did you mean her virtual cartoon self? That would be hug at your own risk as well. Her minions keep a close eye, security wise.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Are you sure you wouldn’t like a more mature panda with more experience of…um…stuff? Just asking.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      They should know now not to mess with Pinky. Come to think of it, I should too. Her mother made her promise NOT to poof me during our debates.
      I think you will really like Bubba’s big boy outfit. :-)))

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